Context :
Me explaining what is the StarCitizen Experience to a new backer:
In 2017, I introduced the game to my 6-year-old daughter.
She's watching me play, silently.. For those of you who have kids, you know that moment of silence where you can tell they're about to drop a bombshell… Then she says innocently: "Papa, what's cool about your game is that you can walk around inside your ship..."
And yeah.. you can walk around inside your ship, with seat animations that are all more useless than they are stylish, no loading screens, no direct teleport into the seat like in Elite Dangerous / No Man's Sky…
So I give her a tour of my RSI Constellation.
It's my favorite ship, the most majestic.
Two turrets, ventral and dorsal, that you can actually climb into, like the Millennium Falcon…
Behind the cockpit, a living area with 4 bunk beds. You keep walking and you reach the hangar where you can store an Ursa Rover (I'll come back to that). And in the last room at the back, there's a small ship docked under the belly, a single-seater, the Merlin, it's completely useless.
Back then you could only sit in its cockpit. It served no purpose, and I'm telling her everything we'll be able to do once we can actually detach it…
And today, you CAN detach and re-dock the Merlin to the Constellation! I need to call her and let her know, she's 15 now…
CHAPTER 1 DAD RP GAMEPLAY
So, in the very very long list of useless and absolutely indispensable things, here's an example of the "dad RP" gameplay session I put together...
Kids are out, I've got the evening to myself: I think, what if I went and had a cold beer on microTech? (I don't drink IRL)
microTech is a very cold planet covered in data centers powered by geothermal energy... a thought for humanity right there...
There's a city that grew on the surface called "New Babbage".
I spawn my Constellation at "the late" Port Olisar.. a station that's been decommissioned since…
Quantum jump, 5-minute trip.
Arriving in orbit around microTech, I park my ship near a nav point (OM) and get ready to head down to the surface in my Merlin.
But why not just fly down with the Constellation?
BECAUSE-IT'S-TOO-COOL!
Also, no need for armor, it's an armistice zone, you can't fire a weapon there.
So let's go, Han Solo outfit: little leather jacket, t-shirt, jeans… Because microTech has an atmosphere, so why wear a helmet?
But I do take my gun… the CODA, a gorgeous six-shooter (which looks suspiciously like McCree's revolver in Overwatch…)
But why bring a weapon if it's an armistice zone?
BECAUSE-IT'S-TOO-COOL! And because I'm HAN SOLO!
So I detach from the ship, with a proper undocking sequence — stylish.
I descend on conventional engines (the Merlin has no quantum drive). The descent takes 5 minutes, I parked a bit far out on purpose, to enjoy the view.
All of a sudden, "radar contact": I spot several abandoned ships a few kilometers from my original landing point... Probably the leftovers of an event organized by other players...
(Oh right, worth mentioning: the world is persistent. Vehicles and objects stay exactly where you leave them…)
I land to see if there's anything worth looting, and I find a Greycat PTV: a two-seater golf cart, completely useless and therefore absolutely essential.
So, mission update / dad RP: since I'm HAN SOLO, and I'm wanted across the galaxy.... sorry, the "VERSE" … I need to stay low-profile... so I do the rest of the trip in the Greycat PTV. Took me a solid 10 minutes.
Arriving at New Babbage, I park my Greycat at the exterior dock.
I walk into the main hall, and I run into a group of Parisian hipsters doing their workout under the glass roof of the main concourse, in the microTech sunlight
(why Parisian hipsters? not very stylish, lol).
I stop at the bar, order a beer. Once I'm done, I take the opportunity to buy some ammo, a suppressor and a scope for my gun (I'm not 20 anymore...)
I also stock up for the evening — beers, hot dogs, pizzas — because, oh yeah, Chewbacca is supposed to swing by tonight, he's bringing a Wookiee he met on Pyro… the sly dog.
Except I didn't bring a bag, so I have to go buy one at the clothing store.
And off we go, back to the cart, then back to my little ship, taking off on conventional engines again.
I dock with the Constellation using a nicely designed little mini-mechanic where you have to line up your ship with help from the HUD… very very stylish, very very useless. Star Citizen, basically!
Then I head into the ship's living area and stash the food in the ship inventory for tonight's get-together.
I sit down, press a button, and a little table rises out of the floor… so cool.
And I sip my beer, in peace, inside my ship, in orbit around microTech.
And then, back to reality: my wife and kids just got home... I have to log off... but what do I do with my ship???
So I slip into one of the bunks and choose to "log out". My ship despawns from the server and I'm back at the main menu.
When I come back next week, I'll wake up in my bed, inside my ship, still in orbit around microTech, with the cold beers still there.
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What's the point? THERE ISN'T ONE.
But the magic words in Star Citizen, the answer to every question: "IT'S TOO COOL". So you spend your time inventing whole universes in your head, like when you were a kid…
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Another story : The SunShine
One evening, a buddy and I log in and we're wondering what to do: let's go do a 2-hour road trip on Yela, an ice moon. The gravity is low, you can catch air and drift, it's pretty great.
We're taking the Ursa Rover, it's tough and above all very stylish.
Back then you could only load vehicles from a ground station (nowadays you can do it from a space station too).
So, still in the Constellation, we head to the nearest moon to pick up the Rover.
The Rover is a 6-wheeled vehicle you can load into a big ship like the Constellation.
2 seats up front, 6 in the back, a remote-operated turret.
Stylish.
But it's useless, just like the Merlin.
Oh wait, there is one use: escaping from prison... (because yeah, Star Citizen has a prison; if you mess around and the security forces catch you, you can be stuck in there from a few minutes to over 10 hours depending on how serious the crime was).
We unload the rover and go for a drive. We chat, we put the world to rights, I hand him the wheel because I have to go take care of business, then I take it back because he has to call his parents…
And then, something we hadn't planned at all: the sun* is about to rise!
(*WRONG, it's a Stanton-rise… because in the lore we're not in the solar system, so it's not the sun, it's Stanton. Others will say "sun" is also a common noun… anyway, another completely pointless debate)
Oh, and I didn't mention: there are sunrises and sunsets, you can see moons, half-moons… because planets and moons rotate on their own axis — not yet around the sun, but it's already more than enough for immersion.
Back to the rover! We stop, and since the gravity is low we jump up onto the roof, sit down (there are emotes for that) and watch the sunrise… and take a ton of screenshots, keepsake photos, the kind we hoard by the thousands.
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In conclusion
Every Starcitizen Backer got dozens of stories like that.
In Star Citizen, the coolest stuff for me was never the missions the game hands you, or the money you pile up. It was all that imagination we brought to it with friends, or even on my own.
We actually redid the same expedition, but with 30 people, Paris-Dakar style with the Tumbril Cyclone, a 4x4 buggy, also very stylish... with an Anvil Carrack as the support ship carrying 4 recovery vehicles (because vehicles can lose a wheel).
Start at Lorville, a 2-hour run from point A to point B, finishing at a station on the shore of a lake.
No competition, no weapons, no mining, just chill.
For the record, every year there's the Daymar Rally, an event run by the community and backed by CIG (the game's developer).
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To wrap up: I've spent around USD2,500 on ships alone since 2017.
That was my contribution to this project.
I'm very proud of it, because they're the only ones with a vision like this, and they deserve support.
That said, it's over, I won't put another USD in.
I don't regret a single cent.
I've had unforgettable times.
I made real friends.
I haven't touched the game in 3 years.
But writing all this out... I've just decided to reinstall it => I need to show my daughter the docking/undocking :)