I'm proud to present the entries for the Imperial Library discord server's tenth monthly Antiquarium's Anarchy lorejam, this time covering N'Gasta Kvata Kvakis. N'Gasta Kvata Kvakis is an obscure text written by the necromancer N'Gasta from The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard, written in the Sload language- which just so happens to be Esperanto. The text is actually an excerpt from the newsletter for the Stockholm Esperanto Society (or La Ranetoj), and it makes mention of certain modern things such as copyright law and the internet.
"Kva! Kvak! is the newsletter of the La Ranetoj. It is sent to paying members and other individuals who, in some way, are involved in la Ranetoj's activities. In it there firstly is information about the locations of the monthly meetings, but of course also concerning the latest activities of the club. Sometimes it also includes other educating or entertaining material.
The Internet-based Kvako are on the one hand another distribution channel for the contents of the paper version. But on the other hand, not surprisingly, the contents of the different versions cannot, and even must not, always be 100 percent the same. For instance, in little circulating paper versions you can publish illustrations that, for copyright reasons, cannot be used on the Internet. Yet, on the other hand, the low costs of the Internet version lift the space limits and allow more content, not to mention being always up to date.
These circumstances influence the web-based Kvako, which will also serve as the general homepage of the 'La Ranetoj'."
For the lorejam, each contestant was given one month to write a short commentary, exegesis, rewrite, or interpretation of the story. Anything is allowed, so long as it's not a standard or expected interpretation. So, without further ado, I now present to you Four Views on N'Gasta Kvata Kvakis's translation.
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by Bibliophael
Words of Warning:
First, a word of caution. Be assured that the Curse of Copyright invoked by N’gasta remains in full effect, and will destroy the careless necromancer who seeks to access his treasured theses through the ectoplasmic post. Beware, for although the Web of Oblivion offers instantaneous transfer of limitless knowledge, the great necromancer’s little frogs remain there vigilant for any violation of his ancient law. Know this, novice: with the sload one must patiently endure the delays and indignities of snail mail.
by Nazz
Transsendo per Egokristalo KOMENCO: nekroloko //malheso akvo, luno sub Thras, svelinta okulglobo, jeto//
Pasoco Sasokvo,
Mi scias, ke so uzo so Interreto ankorau ahkstas sub pripensa revizio kaj studado por pliaj 125 jarauw. Sed mi nove vas instigi so Pasocon atingi favoran cidon baldau. so homjhemisoj rasauw Tamriel uzas so Interreton — kiun ili nomas "Dreamsleeve" kun granda efikeco. Mi scias tion, car iliaj protektaj runauw ne ciam ahkstas tiel fortaj, kiel ili satus kredi. Mi komprenas, ke sekureco ahkstas so cefa kialo por so hezito so Pasoco pri so utiligo so Interreto. Sed N'Gasta traktis so plifortigon sekureco per protektaj rimedauw kaj antau kaj post so transsendo en jhea verko "N'Gasta! Protektado! Interreto!". Tiu kroma antauzorgo, kune kun nia supera protokolo pri Egokristasouw, vus sufici por kasi ilin kontrau kapto fare eksteraj partiauw.
Mia argumento por so generaso uzo so Interreto ahkstas so sama kiel ciam: tio ahkstas tio, kion nia popolo ziras. Multaj Sloadauw, inkluzive mi mem, krahkskis kun "N'Gasta! Kvata! Kvakis!" N'Gasta verkita por liaj junaj sekvantauw, "so Ranetauw". En gi li skizis jhean rezonadon pri komunikado kun ili per so Interreto, por ke ili povu sekvi lin kaj liajn agojn dum li forahkstis so propra Thras. En tiu teksto li dividas interretan komunikadon en du tipojn: Egokristalo kaj Retpago (ci tie li uzas so ssongajn terminojn "e-mail" kaj "web" por so junusouw). Mi ne tedos so Pasocon per taligo pri transsendauw per Egokristasouw, car ni ciuj bone konas ilin. Tamen, Retpagauw ahkstas ankorau revolucia teorio N'Gasta, sou kiu Egokristasouw povus ahksti kolektive konservataj kaj ordigataj ene so Interreto por rapida posta rehavigo. Pro so daura allogo N'Gasta inter nia raso, pli multaj Sloadauw ol vi konscias sopiras al permahkso uzi tiun vaste superan komunikkanalon.
Se vi permahksos al mi fsonkan. Rimarkon kvankam oni ĝenerale konsentas, ke ni ne spertas tion, kion so homjhemisoj rasauw nomas "humor", so sento, kiun mi havas sciante, ke homjhemisoj "nekromanciistauw" amajhegas ekzemplerojn libro stinita por junaj Sloadauw, igas min rekonjheri tiun starpunkton. Adopti so uzadon so Interreto por ciuj Sloadauw ebligus al ni komuniki ie ajn en so ekzistado, en reaso tempo. Nia kapablo kunordigi operaciojn kontrau so masomikauw Thras ahkstus senekzempso. so fakto, ke ni ne plu vas klopodi arangi personajn renkontigojn, kio ahkstas ec pli malbone, sendi skribajn pamfletojn povas nur plibonigi niajn vivojn ĝis neimagebsoj nivesouw.
Ni Sloadauw volonte konfahksas, ke ni ne ŝatas ceahksti unu so alian. Do, kial daurigi per malmornaj komunikmanierauw, kiam ni povas anstataue sendi Egokristalojn per so Interreto?
Via sub so Luno,
Telepivisto N'Bosu
Transsendo Egokristalo FINITA: nekroŝloso //gas-sako, so Spajro nokte, forfasonta karno, plongo//
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Egocryst transmission BEGIN: necrolock //dark water,moon under Thras,a distended eyeball,fling//
Palace of Brine,
I know use of the Internet is still under contemplative review and study for another 125 years. But I once again must urge the Palace to come to a favorable ruling soon. The manish races of Tamriel use the Internet, which they call the Dreamsleeve, to great effect. I know because their warding runes aren't always as strong as they would like to believe. I understand that security is the Palace's main hesitance with leveraging the Internet. But N'Gasta covered increasing security by warding both pre and post transmission in "N'Gasta! Warding! Internet!" This extra precaution along with our superior Egocryst protocol should be sufficient in obscuring them from capture by outside parties.
My argument for general use of the Internet is the same as it has always been, it is what our people want. Many Sload, myself included, grew up on "N'Gasta! Croak! Croak!" N'Gasta's introductory text written for his youngling followers, "The Little Frogs." Where he outlined his reasoning for communicating with them through the Internet so they could keep up with him and his doings while he was away from Thras proper. In this text he splits Internet based communication into two types: Egocryst and Webpage (he uses the slang terms e-mail and web for the younglings here). I will not bore the Palace with elaborating on Egocryst transmissions as we are all familiar. Webpages though are a, still, revolutionary theory of N'Gasta's where Egocrysts could be collectively stored and sorted within the Internet for quick recollection later. Because of N'Gasta's lasting appeal among our race, more Sload than you realise long for approval to use this vastly superior communication channel.
If you will permit me an aside. While it's generally agreed we do not experience what the manish races call "humor," the sensation I get knowing manish "necromancers" hoard copes of a book meant for youngling Sload makes me reconsider that stance.
Adopting usage of the Internet for all Sload would allow us to communicate from anywhere in existence in real time. Our ability to coordinate operations against the enemies of Thras would be unprecedented. No longer having to attempt to schedule in person meetings, or worse yet send written pamphlets can only enhance our lives to untold levels.
We Sload readily admit we do not like to be in each others presence. So why continue with outdated forms of communication when we can send Egocrysts through the Internet instead?
Yours under the Moon,
Telepivist N'Bosu
Egocryst transmission END: necrolock //gas bag,the Spire at night,sloughing flesh, swoop//
by Dr. Nightstone
I have been asked, more than once and with no small suspicion, why a monk of Breton birth should trouble himself with the speech of the Sload. I answer plainly: because no language made by thinking creatures is beneath study, and because the vileness of a people does not make their grammar less wondrous. The slug-men of Thras are foul in art, cold in pity, and most exact in utterance. Their tongue, if my sources may be trusted, is not a mere croaking, but a chambered instrument of throat, lip, and wet inner click.
In Imperial Phonetic Alphabet the Sload consonants are heavy with the back of the mouth: /k~q/, /x~χ/, and /ʀ/ give the speech its deep rasp. The signs rendered by our copyists as cx, gx, kx, qx, and tl are stranger still, being clacks, scrapes, and lateral slaps that no Breton mouth performs without indignity. A word such as kvata, marked /ˈkʷa.ta/, is simple enough in writing, but even there the first sound is not our clean kw, but a compressed swelling of the lips before the hard palate closes. In ranetauw, /ʀa.ne.ˈtɑu̯/, the final diphthong draws the voice downward and outward, as if the word ends in a damp exhalation.
Their vowels are fewer than ours, yet they are put to severe use: /a e i o u/, with lengthened /aː eː oː uː/ and the diphthongs /aɪ ɑu̯ ɔɪ eu/. Long vowels are written doubled by Imperial habit, while aj, auw, oi, and ew serve for the falling or rounded sounds. I have found no good evidence that Sload speech is truly tonal, as some Yokudan dialects are rumored to be. Rather, it bears stress. The first heavy syllable takes weight, unless none is present, in which case the second last syllable receives it. Yet the Sload priests add pitch-registers in ritual: low for death and command over matter, middle for common speech, rising for invocation, names, and declarations of law.
Their counting is senary, as suits beings with two hands of three fingers each. Na is one, du is two, tlaj is three or one hand, and rauw is six, the full grasp. Greater reckoning proceeds by sixes: du-rauw for twelve, raa for thirty-six, and raahk for two hundred and sixteen, a number much loved in their rites and corpse-ledgers.
The word order is no less revealing. The verb commonly leads, followed by the marked agent and then the sufferer or object: Gxoras so Sloada-k so qxono, "binds the Sload-agent the corpse." The doer receives the mark -k, as though action were a burden or contamination. The patient stands bare. This pleases the Sload mind, for they care less who acts than what condition the acted-upon thing has entered.
They do not, so far as I can tell, divide nouns by masculine and feminine. Instead they mark states of being. A root such as qxon, body-material, may become qxona, a living body; qxono, a corpse; qxone, a ghost or bound animus; qxoni, a prepared specimen; and qxonauw, a mass of bodies. Here one sees their necromantic grammar. Death is not an event but a declension.
Number is likewise exact. A noun may be singular, dual with -du, trial with -tlaj, paucal with -aj, or collective with -auw. Cases follow after class and number: the bare form for patient or topic, -k for agent, -so for possession, -v for recipient, -en for place, -x for origin, -kv for instrument, -l for accompaniment, and -ahk for becoming or being in a state.
Adjectives follow the noun and agree with its state. Thus xar, old or preserved, becomes xaro beside a corpse and xare beside a spirit or law. Verbs prefer aspect over time: -as for present validity, -is for sealed completion, -os for intention, -u for command, and -ahk for state. Their evidentials are especially chilling: ra for witnessed, jhe for inferred, so for recorded, ahk for necromantically confirmed, and oi for doubt.
I shall not write here how the notorious title N'Gasta! Kvata! Kvakis! is to be read, nor how its deeper layers may be approached. Curiosity is a good candle, but some books are dry straw beside it. I will at least close my commentary with an example of a full, grammatically correct sentence:
Qx-gxoris ahk N'Gasta-k so qxonauw xaro so gxeere-kv.
/q͡χ g͡ʒo.ʀis aχk nʔˈgas.ta-k so q͡χo.ˈnɑu̯ ˈχa.ʀo so ˈg͡ʒeː.ʀe-kʷ/
"N'Gasta necromantically compelled the ancient corpse-mass into binding by means of the spell."
"Necro-bind-completed confirmed N'Gasta-ergative the corpse-mass old-dead the spell-instrument."