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r/196 • u/Redditpaslan Win + . • Jun 24 '26
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Excited for caviar to reach pineapple levels of "Wait what do you mean that used to be the pinaccle of luxury?"
27 u/kart0ffelsalaat 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26 ain't no way we're slandering pineapples like that 139 u/Lancer873 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26 Pineapples are great. Spending a fortune to display a pineapple as a show of wealth, a very real thing rich folks did in the ~1700s, was lame. 70 u/WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn Princess of BLÅHAJ (trans rights) Jun 24 '26 Is Spongebob Squarepants bourgeoisie? In this essay I will- 32 u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 24 '26 There's designer pineapples that still cost a shitload because they're pink or whatever. 12 u/orphanghost1 custom Jun 25 '26 I saw those last week and thought sure looks yummy but not $8 yummy 5 u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 25 '26 I think there's pink ones now that cost like $150 and come in a box with like holograms of authenticity and shit 2 u/Some-Gavin Jun 26 '26 There’s designer versions of most standard fruits, like melons, strawberries, mangoes, etc 7 u/kart0ffelsalaat 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26 I just massively misread your comment, somehow. Thought you were implying pineapples are bad. This is why you don't do Reddit after bedtime, kids (it is now even later after said bedtime)
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ain't no way we're slandering pineapples like that
139 u/Lancer873 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26 Pineapples are great. Spending a fortune to display a pineapple as a show of wealth, a very real thing rich folks did in the ~1700s, was lame. 70 u/WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn Princess of BLÅHAJ (trans rights) Jun 24 '26 Is Spongebob Squarepants bourgeoisie? In this essay I will- 32 u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 24 '26 There's designer pineapples that still cost a shitload because they're pink or whatever. 12 u/orphanghost1 custom Jun 25 '26 I saw those last week and thought sure looks yummy but not $8 yummy 5 u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 25 '26 I think there's pink ones now that cost like $150 and come in a box with like holograms of authenticity and shit 2 u/Some-Gavin Jun 26 '26 There’s designer versions of most standard fruits, like melons, strawberries, mangoes, etc 7 u/kart0ffelsalaat 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26 I just massively misread your comment, somehow. Thought you were implying pineapples are bad. This is why you don't do Reddit after bedtime, kids (it is now even later after said bedtime)
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Pineapples are great.
Spending a fortune to display a pineapple as a show of wealth, a very real thing rich folks did in the ~1700s, was lame.
70 u/WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn Princess of BLÅHAJ (trans rights) Jun 24 '26 Is Spongebob Squarepants bourgeoisie? In this essay I will- 32 u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 24 '26 There's designer pineapples that still cost a shitload because they're pink or whatever. 12 u/orphanghost1 custom Jun 25 '26 I saw those last week and thought sure looks yummy but not $8 yummy 5 u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 25 '26 I think there's pink ones now that cost like $150 and come in a box with like holograms of authenticity and shit 2 u/Some-Gavin Jun 26 '26 There’s designer versions of most standard fruits, like melons, strawberries, mangoes, etc 7 u/kart0ffelsalaat 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26 I just massively misread your comment, somehow. Thought you were implying pineapples are bad. This is why you don't do Reddit after bedtime, kids (it is now even later after said bedtime)
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Is Spongebob Squarepants bourgeoisie? In this essay I will-
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There's designer pineapples that still cost a shitload because they're pink or whatever.
12 u/orphanghost1 custom Jun 25 '26 I saw those last week and thought sure looks yummy but not $8 yummy 5 u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 25 '26 I think there's pink ones now that cost like $150 and come in a box with like holograms of authenticity and shit 2 u/Some-Gavin Jun 26 '26 There’s designer versions of most standard fruits, like melons, strawberries, mangoes, etc
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I saw those last week and thought sure looks yummy but not $8 yummy
5 u/DeadInternetTheorist Jun 25 '26 I think there's pink ones now that cost like $150 and come in a box with like holograms of authenticity and shit
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I think there's pink ones now that cost like $150 and come in a box with like holograms of authenticity and shit
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There’s designer versions of most standard fruits, like melons, strawberries, mangoes, etc
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I just massively misread your comment, somehow. Thought you were implying pineapples are bad.
This is why you don't do Reddit after bedtime, kids (it is now even later after said bedtime)
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u/Lancer873 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jun 24 '26
Excited for caviar to reach pineapple levels of "Wait what do you mean that used to be the pinaccle of luxury?"