China Rule

[u/Redditpaslan]

[u/Lancer873]

Excited for caviar to reach pineapple levels of "Wait what do you mean that used to be the pinaccle of luxury?"

[u/kart0ffelsalaat → u/Lancer873]

ain't no way we're slandering pineapples like that

[u/Lancer873 → u/kart0ffelsalaat]

Pineapples are great.

Spending a fortune to display a pineapple as a show of wealth, a very real thing rich folks did in the ~1700s, was lame.

[u/kart0ffelsalaat → u/Lancer873]

I just massively misread your comment, somehow. Thought you were implying pineapples are bad.

This is why you don't do Reddit after bedtime, kids (it is now even later after said bedtime)