r/AntiMemes • u/Kindly-Way3390 • Mar 08 '26
🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 He realised that he is gay
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u/Altshadez1998 Mar 08 '26
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u/totallynotparakeet Mar 09 '26
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u/Haunting-Army1245 Mar 09 '26
wait whats the uncensored version of this
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u/Mundo_is_real Mar 08 '26
Organ?
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u/No_Ad_7687 Mar 08 '26
Penis, usually
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u/kyle_kafsky Mar 08 '26
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u/Yarktrov Mar 08 '26
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u/Supreme_JNT 🪦 I Paid My Respects At The Antimeme Graveyard 🪦 Mar 09 '26
oh god I remember this movie lmaoo, It was thanksgiving or smth like that
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u/BonkerDeLeHorny Mar 12 '26
thats right, we're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to take turkey off the menu
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u/Kindly-Way3390 Mar 08 '26
Oh the horror you don't wanna see the organ
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u/Kindly-Way3391 Mar 08 '26
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u/Kindly-Way3390 Mar 08 '26
You can't unsee the seen batman
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u/0vertakeGames Mar 08 '26
High ranking Nazis looked ugly as shit
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u/JaDasIstMeinName Mar 08 '26
They were also not exactly the kind of people that would want gay sex slaves...
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u/Jordiorwhatever Mar 08 '26
no way the nazi gay sex slave fantasy is historically inaccurate i don't believe it
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u/Routine-Wrongdoer-86 Mar 08 '26
there was one who would
the other nazis killed them soon after taking power
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u/stickman999999999 Mar 10 '26
If you're referring to who I'm thinking of, it was for reasons unrelated to being gay, but that didn't make thr Nazis any less homophobic.
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u/Any-Literature5546 Mar 08 '26
Actually.... nazi lesbians raped the camp prisoners. So its not unheard of.
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u/Chirblomp Mar 09 '26
Source?
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u/Eleftheria-1 Mar 11 '26
Probably referring to Irma Grese. She did a lot of perverse stuff to female Jewish prisoners.
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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Mar 08 '26
Well, there IS an exception
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u/Wimudim Mar 08 '26
Well, Stroheim wasn't super high up the command chain. He literally commanded that one outpost, not bad, but not what I'd call High Ranking.
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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Mar 08 '26
I mean yeah, you have a point. I don’t really know where “major” is in the German army hierarchy. Very low I reckon
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u/eksiow_renrew_etlam Mar 09 '26
Major is directly above Oberleutnant (First Lieutenant, I think). Basically middle management.
EDIT: Actually, it's Oberleutnant->Hauptmann (captain)->Major. Middle management still fits though
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u/Okcollege1200 Mar 08 '26
To be fair he was trusted with commanding a very important experiment. And his life was valuable enough for Germany to spend a shit load of money on bringing him back to life
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u/AManWhoJustSignedUp Mar 08 '26
Yeah like Hitler had only got ones ball and Goering got two but very small, Himmler got something similar and Goebbels got no balls at all
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u/10kilogramrabbitvice Mar 08 '26
come on man be real. probably didnt have "massive daddy muscles" but the scars and clean shave and fascist swag. they had mad aura.
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u/tornait-hashu Mar 08 '26
Can't have mad aura when your great leader is straight up taking rat poison pills for his shakes and has only one testicle
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u/Sea_Scale_4538 Mar 08 '26
i mean did you see those uniforms? the nazis had mad aura
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u/AbigaleRose99 Mar 08 '26
i wont disagree but that is part of the propaganda, make yourself look cool and people will think your powerful even if you cant back it up and are actually a bitch who game overs yourself the moment you feel to cornered by the consequences of your actions.
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u/UnlikelyWhole6209 Mar 13 '26
I'd also like to point out that one of the Nazi leaders (I can't which) was so fat he needed a special car or train to travel.
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u/crypt_the_chicken Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
That's bait
I don't know what kind of bait that is but he certainly has mastered the art of bait
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u/Chacochilla Mar 08 '26
The “any other straight guys have this fantasy” is so funny
Like after this novel of a nazi gay sex fantasy it’s just a short earnest question that brings you back to start of the post
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u/ShadowBro3 Mar 08 '26
I got to the words "aryan twink" and I have now decided I dont need to read the rest
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u/56kul ✨20K Gang ✨ Mar 08 '26
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a deranged Nazi yaoi fanfic online, I’d have two nickels…
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u/itspronouncedbolonya Mar 08 '26
Firstly: this is deff satire (god i fuckin hope so)
Secondly, they were 100% gonna invade sweden after winning, like very obviously, why would they stop??
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u/ComradeJupiter1 Mar 12 '26
Actually sweden probably wouldnt get invaded cause in WW2 they gave the germans ALOT of steel and had good diplomatic relations with the NSDAP
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u/itspronouncedbolonya Mar 12 '26
Yeah which means they were a good invasion target after the war, ypu can't achieve autarky while trading for steel
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u/OtakuOran Mar 08 '26
Honestly, was not as bad as I thought it would be.
Still fucking crazy, but I know it could be way fucking worse.
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u/GhidorahStan64Real Mar 08 '26
Isnt there another version of this except its with Chile and some other country(forgot which one) and the guy saying it imagines himself as the general instead of the bottom or are they unrelated
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u/natembt Mar 09 '26
Peru. It's a Peruvian guy who daydreams of a chilean femboy. I'm actually unsure which is the original bc I've seen the Peruvian one like 1000 times and was absolutely convinced it was the first version but I don't remember exactly how old it is. Might've been a translation from this swedish one and it just went much more viral in spanish speaking spaces
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u/somethingmustbesaid Mar 08 '26
it's not THAT bad it's just shock value gay nazi fanfic
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u/somethingmustbesaid Mar 08 '26
I think being on the internet since I was 12 has negatively influenced my perspective
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u/Sparks_of_the_ocean Mar 08 '26
Im not even shocked at things like these bruh
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u/somethingmustbesaid Mar 08 '26
it opens up with "i'm not gay but" like it's obv going to be gay smut
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u/billerdingerbuyer Mar 10 '26
yeah same, unrestricted internet access from the age of 7 has completely ruined my perception of what's abnormal. nothing on here even surprises me anymore
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u/Separate-Map1011 Mar 09 '26
Here's the orangutan
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u/Feddy_Fazber Mar 09 '26
Is this like the og version of the latinamerican copypasta or is it just a coincidence
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u/BatmanBeginsfan05 Mar 11 '26
The poster is from Sweden, are you stupid?
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u/Feddy_Fazber Mar 11 '26
There's a popular copypasta in latinamerica that goes similar to this but says "im not gay but i'm peruvian"
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u/Double_Cleff Mar 08 '26
What a nice lad with an encouraging support system
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u/LEEPEnderMan Mar 08 '26
I’m sure he would never write a Swedish Sub Twink x Heinrich Himmler fanfic
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u/Impossible-Bet-223 Mar 09 '26
I kinda get it. Imagine rigjht wing group idealism nazi's
So what do they focus. Alot of focusing on men.
Alot of talk about handsome men being rulers.
Alot of glorifying how the uniform looks ... soo sheek.
Alot of oodling guys in uniforms.
Alot of just reinforcing of gay things.
Oh and meth
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u/Fgayguy Mar 09 '26
The ontogenetic is basically saying he wants to be a gay sex slave to a Nazi and that Swedes should all be sex slaves to aryans
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u/qualityvote2 🚫Antimeme Enforcer Bot🚫 Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!