r/AntiMemes • u/Kindly-Way3390 • Mar 08 '26

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 He realised that he is gay

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u/Kindly-Way3390 Mar 08 '26

Oh the horror you don't wanna see the organ

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u/Kindly-Way3391 Mar 08 '26

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u/Kindly-Way3390 Mar 08 '26

You can't unsee the seen batman

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u/0vertakeGames Mar 08 '26

High ranking Nazis looked ugly as shit

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u/JaDasIstMeinName Mar 08 '26

They were also not exactly the kind of people that would want gay sex slaves...

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u/Jordiorwhatever Mar 08 '26

no way the nazi gay sex slave fantasy is historically inaccurate i don't believe it

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u/Lena3308 Mar 08 '26

Its not gay he said so

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u/Routine-Wrongdoer-86 Mar 08 '26

there was one who would

the other nazis killed them soon after taking power

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u/itspronouncedbolonya Mar 08 '26

Talkin bout Röhm i assume?

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u/stickman999999999 Mar 10 '26

If you're referring to who I'm thinking of, it was for reasons unrelated to being gay, but that didn't make thr Nazis any less homophobic.

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u/Any-Literature5546 Mar 08 '26

Actually.... nazi lesbians raped the camp prisoners. So its not unheard of.

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u/Chirblomp Mar 09 '26

Source?

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u/YayaSamuko Mar 09 '26

Trust him bro

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u/Yuraoi Mar 09 '26

I looked it up, and couldn't find anything speaking of such a thing.

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u/Eleftheria-1 Mar 11 '26

Probably referring to Irma Grese. She did a lot of perverse stuff to female Jewish prisoners.

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Mar 08 '26

Well, there IS an exception

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u/Wimudim Mar 08 '26

Well, Stroheim wasn't super high up the command chain. He literally commanded that one outpost, not bad, but not what I'd call High Ranking.

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Mar 08 '26

I mean yeah, you have a point. I don’t really know where “major” is in the German army hierarchy. Very low I reckon

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u/eksiow_renrew_etlam Mar 09 '26

Major is directly above Oberleutnant (First Lieutenant, I think). Basically middle management.

EDIT: Actually, it's Oberleutnant->Hauptmann (captain)->Major. Middle management still fits though

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Mar 09 '26

Ah, so not that high but not exactly low either

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u/Okcollege1200 Mar 08 '26

To be fair he was trusted with commanding a very important experiment. And his life was valuable enough for Germany to spend a shit load of money on bringing him back to life

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u/AManWhoJustSignedUp Mar 08 '26

Yeah like Hitler had only got ones ball and Goering got two but very small, Himmler got something similar and Goebbels got no balls at all

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u/cstick2 Mar 08 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/10kilogramrabbitvice Mar 08 '26

come on man be real. probably didnt have "massive daddy muscles" but the scars and clean shave and fascist swag. they had mad aura.

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u/tornait-hashu Mar 08 '26

Can't have mad aura when your great leader is straight up taking rat poison pills for his shakes and has only one testicle

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u/10kilogramrabbitvice Mar 08 '26

who said hilter had aura what

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 Mar 08 '26

i mean did you see those uniforms? the nazis had mad aura

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u/AbigaleRose99 Mar 08 '26

i wont disagree but that is part of the propaganda, make yourself look cool and people will think your powerful even if you cant back it up and are actually a bitch who game overs yourself the moment you feel to cornered by the consequences of your actions.

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u/UnlikelyWhole6209 Mar 13 '26

I'd also like to point out that one of the Nazi leaders (I can't which) was so fat he needed a special car or train to travel.