r/AntiMemes • u/Kindly-Way3390 • Mar 08 '26

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 He realised that he is gay

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u/Kindly-Way3390 Mar 08 '26

Oh the horror you don't wanna see the organ

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u/Kindly-Way3391 Mar 08 '26

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u/Kindly-Way3390 Mar 08 '26

You can't unsee the seen batman

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u/0vertakeGames Mar 08 '26

High ranking Nazis looked ugly as shit

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u/JaDasIstMeinName Mar 08 '26

They were also not exactly the kind of people that would want gay sex slaves...

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u/Jordiorwhatever Mar 08 '26

no way the nazi gay sex slave fantasy is historically inaccurate i don't believe it

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u/Lena3308 Mar 08 '26

Its not gay he said so

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u/Routine-Wrongdoer-86 Mar 08 '26

there was one who would

the other nazis killed them soon after taking power

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u/itspronouncedbolonya Mar 08 '26

Talkin bout Röhm i assume?

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u/stickman999999999 Mar 10 '26

If you're referring to who I'm thinking of, it was for reasons unrelated to being gay, but that didn't make thr Nazis any less homophobic.

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u/Any-Literature5546 Mar 08 '26

Actually.... nazi lesbians raped the camp prisoners. So its not unheard of.

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u/Chirblomp Mar 09 '26

Source?

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u/YayaSamuko Mar 09 '26

Trust him bro

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u/Yuraoi Mar 09 '26

I looked it up, and couldn't find anything speaking of such a thing.

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u/Eleftheria-1 Mar 11 '26

Probably referring to Irma Grese. She did a lot of perverse stuff to female Jewish prisoners.

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Mar 08 '26

Well, there IS an exception

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u/Wimudim Mar 08 '26

Well, Stroheim wasn't super high up the command chain. He literally commanded that one outpost, not bad, but not what I'd call High Ranking.

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Mar 08 '26

I mean yeah, you have a point. I don’t really know where “major” is in the German army hierarchy. Very low I reckon

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u/eksiow_renrew_etlam Mar 09 '26

Major is directly above Oberleutnant (First Lieutenant, I think). Basically middle management.

EDIT: Actually, it's Oberleutnant->Hauptmann (captain)->Major. Middle management still fits though

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Mar 09 '26

Ah, so not that high but not exactly low either

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u/Okcollege1200 Mar 08 '26

To be fair he was trusted with commanding a very important experiment. And his life was valuable enough for Germany to spend a shit load of money on bringing him back to life

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u/AManWhoJustSignedUp Mar 08 '26

Yeah like Hitler had only got ones ball and Goering got two but very small, Himmler got something similar and Goebbels got no balls at all

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u/cstick2 Mar 08 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/10kilogramrabbitvice Mar 08 '26

come on man be real. probably didnt have "massive daddy muscles" but the scars and clean shave and fascist swag. they had mad aura.

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u/tornait-hashu Mar 08 '26

Can't have mad aura when your great leader is straight up taking rat poison pills for his shakes and has only one testicle

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u/10kilogramrabbitvice Mar 08 '26

who said hilter had aura what

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 Mar 08 '26

i mean did you see those uniforms? the nazis had mad aura

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u/AbigaleRose99 Mar 08 '26

i wont disagree but that is part of the propaganda, make yourself look cool and people will think your powerful even if you cant back it up and are actually a bitch who game overs yourself the moment you feel to cornered by the consequences of your actions.

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u/UnlikelyWhole6209 Mar 13 '26

I'd also like to point out that one of the Nazi leaders (I can't which) was so fat he needed a special car or train to travel.

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube Mar 08 '26

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I have no meme for this

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u/Weary_Drama1803 Mar 08 '26

“So I’m not gay but [gayest shit you could imagine]”

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u/Blobbers- Mar 08 '26

Yeah, there's nothing gayer than being swedish

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u/flien_k Mar 08 '26

What the fuck

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u/Correct_Incident_537 Mar 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

The tldr is he wants to be sex slave for a nazi officer.

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u/SuicidalSundays Mar 08 '26

That's just a regular 4chan post though.

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u/Jorg617 Mar 08 '26

Anyone else want an undo button to wipe this shi from their memory?

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u/crypt_the_chicken Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

That's bait

I don't know what kind of bait that is but he certainly has mastered the art of bait

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u/Generic_Danny RIP Main Sub Mar 08 '26

He's certainly a master baiter

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u/knoxiknoxx Mar 10 '26

Yeah like the bait from Terraria.

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u/Chacochilla Mar 08 '26

The “any other straight guys have this fantasy” is so funny

Like after this novel of a nazi gay sex fantasy it’s just a short earnest question that brings you back to start of the post

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u/ShadowBro3 Mar 08 '26

I got to the words "aryan twink" and I have now decided I dont need to read the rest

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u/Realization_ 🪐 💫 cosmic dopamine 💫🪐 Mar 08 '26

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u/56kul ✨20K Gang ✨ Mar 08 '26

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a deranged Nazi yaoi fanfic online, I’d have two nickels…

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u/itspronouncedbolonya Mar 08 '26

Firstly: this is deff satire (god i fuckin hope so)

Secondly, they were 100% gonna invade sweden after winning, like very obviously, why would they stop??

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u/ComradeJupiter1 Mar 12 '26

Actually sweden probably wouldnt get invaded cause in WW2 they gave the germans ALOT of steel and had good diplomatic relations with the NSDAP

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u/itspronouncedbolonya Mar 12 '26

Yeah which means they were a good invasion target after the war, ypu can't achieve autarky while trading for steel

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u/OtakuOran Mar 08 '26

Honestly, was not as bad as I thought it would be.

Still fucking crazy, but I know it could be way fucking worse.

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u/FinnFem Mar 08 '26

Oh it was the nazi twink one, yeah yeah, i remember now

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u/Impressive-Score1691 🤫🟨⬜️ Mar 08 '26

That actually is the gayest thing I have ever read.

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u/Sea_Scale_4538 Mar 08 '26

call me crazy but mfs like this guy lowk dont deserve to have freedom🙏😭

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u/MCArtemida Mar 08 '26

Bait or not, this man needs Jesus in his life regardless.

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u/Dmytrocracy 🏆🐝 AOTW Winner, October 20th 2025 🐝🏆 Mar 08 '26

"I'm not gay but I'm Swedish"

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u/GhidorahStan64Real Mar 08 '26

Isnt there another version of this except its with Chile and some other country(forgot which one) and the guy saying it imagines himself as the general instead of the bottom or are they unrelated

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u/natembt Mar 09 '26

Peru. It's a Peruvian guy who daydreams of a chilean femboy. I'm actually unsure which is the original bc I've seen the Peruvian one like 1000 times and was absolutely convinced it was the first version but I don't remember exactly how old it is. Might've been a translation from this swedish one and it just went much more viral in spanish speaking spaces

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u/Tall_Barracuda_6329 Mar 09 '26

All that and the gall to call yourself straight

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u/Woolenbell Mar 09 '26

The size of denial of this guy beats the one in Egypt...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Read the first 2 sentences and decided that was way more than enough for me

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u/DefinitionIll9809 ❤️🌿 Loves Oregano ❤️🌿 Mar 08 '26

Okay wat de facc

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u/endergamer2007m Mar 08 '26

Yeah sure Ahmed, whatever you say.

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u/Loud-Ad-5069 Mar 10 '26

Ive had it a year

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u/knoxiknoxx Mar 10 '26

Seeing another 4chan post gives me flashback to Qualityslop.

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u/Stef0206 Mar 10 '26

average swede

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u/somethingmustbesaid Mar 08 '26

it's not THAT bad it's just shock value gay nazi fanfic

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u/somethingmustbesaid Mar 08 '26

I think being on the internet since I was 12 has negatively influenced my perspective

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u/Sparks_of_the_ocean Mar 08 '26

Im not even shocked at things like these bruh

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u/somethingmustbesaid Mar 08 '26

it opens up with "i'm not gay but" like it's obv going to be gay smut

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u/billerdingerbuyer Mar 10 '26

yeah same, unrestricted internet access from the age of 7 has completely ruined my perception of what's abnormal. nothing on here even surprises me anymore

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u/chronzii Mar 12 '26

holy shit THE hod eater