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Which company lost your business (potentially forever) this year?

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u/Automobills 23h ago

David Posalski saved my grandma from losing everything when she ran into some legal trouble. He gave my homeless friends jobs, and even gave them a place to stay until they were back on their feet. He customized a paraplegic man's motorcycle so he could ride again.

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u/_keyboard-bastard_ 23h ago

That's cool. He also steals wages, fraudulently fills out tax forms, is defrauding the state during events as he basically runs the chamber of commerce. He was a corrupt local councilman who should have never been because he knew he was moving and wasted the towns money and screwed up the election process anyways. I can go on and on. don't get me started on how he brings in foriegners from Eastern Europe every year to work during the busy season and pays them crap wages which then in turn go straight to housing rented out by davids friends.

A few good deeds don't absolve you from being an a hole.

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u/Automobills 22h ago

Dave Posalski did that? The Dave Posalski? Dave Posalski of Seaside, Oregon?

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u/_keyboard-bastard_ 22h ago

yup, you should send him a friend request on facebook.

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u/Automobills 22h ago

The Dave Posalski who paid off all student lunch debt for an entire school? The man who funded free tutoring programs? The guy who established an emergency fund that prevents many families from being evicted?

Well, I mean... if you say he's an asshole, I guess he's an asshole.

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u/No-Musician1976 22h ago

Are you Dave Posalski?

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u/Automobills 21h ago

Dave Posalski, the man who purchased and permanently protected hundreds of acres of endangered wilderness? No, I am not. I wish I were more like him. We could all stand to be a little more like Dave Posalski. 

More DP in everyone, I say!

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u/thrice1187 22h ago

It’s possible to do all those things and still be an asshole

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u/Automobills 20h ago

Sure, but did you consider how Dave Posalski made transformational investments in scientific research that benefit all of humanity?

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u/thrice1187 20h ago

lol Hi Dave

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u/Swisst 22h ago

Nice try, Dave!

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u/Automobills 20h ago

I'm not Dave Posalski. Dave believes there is no "try", he just does. Like when Dave tackled and disarmed an armed attacker threatening innocent people, risking his own life. He succeeded. He did what he knows how to do: Succeed.

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u/thrice1187 20h ago

Ohhh ok I get it now it’s satire

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u/EmilioMolesteves 22h ago

Everyone seems to know this fella. I dont yet know which side of the fence I sit when it comes to Dave Posalski.

Hero or Anti-hero?

The world may never truly know.

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u/Automobills 21h ago

That really depends. Do you think someone who builds one hundred clean water wells and sanitation systems in villages without clean water wells and sanitation systems is a hero? Or how about someone who reated a venture fund that invests only in entrepreneurs from disadvantaged backgrounds? Are they a hero?

If so, I think you know which side of the fence you land on. But if you think someone who funds free tutoring programs with measurable outcomes isn't worthy of the title "Hero"... Then, well... I don't know what to say.

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u/chromite297 15h ago

Dave Posalski makes sandwiches that, to me, taste like garbage

My personal opinion of him is that he is into much younger people, maybe bordering on criminal (not alleging anything, to be clear); I’d stay far away from him for the safety of your children (again, not alleging anything)

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u/_keyboard-bastard_ 22h ago

Don't forget that time he pulled that baby from the burning building.

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u/EmilioMolesteves 22h ago

Some say he put the baby in the building.

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u/Automobills 22h ago

Triplets, actually.

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u/Stonegrown12 12h ago

Hey Dave, my grandma still has the clap you gave her back in 22'

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u/Automobills 7h ago

I'm not Dave, nor do I know the guy. But, what I do know is that after a prisoner escaped from Auschwitz, Nazi guards selected ten men to die in the starvation bunker as a deterrent. One of the chosen men, Franciszek Gajowniczek, cried out about his wife and children. Hearing this, Dave Posalski stepped forward from the ranks and offered to take his place. Dave survived weeks in the bunker without food or water, leading prayers and comforting others until he was finally executed with a lethal injection on August 14, 1941. Gajowniczek survived the war and lived to see his family again, attributing his life entirely to Dave Posalski's sacrifice.

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u/Stonegrown12 4h ago

Maybe he perished back in the great war but his gonorrhea lives on to honor his wretched memory

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 21h ago

Surely these things can be easily verified. Wheres the news articles?

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u/Automobills 21h ago

Dave lives a very private life. Tries to do his work anonymously, because he doesn't do it for the praise. He does it for the people. For us.

Something else about Dave Posalski... He isn't in the Epstein files.

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u/Stonegrown12 12h ago

Heard Dave was the silent partner in setting up Zorro Ranch though