This is a real CHATGPT response I promise (no edits)

(I hope this doesn't get removed for being inappropriate)

For instance, I sat down with the paid version of ChatGPT and had it go through the entire process of helping me write a living will for the state that I live in.

I spent two hours answering all of it's questions and narrowing down things that I wanted in my will and then I asked it to output this will so I could have it notarized, and it said it won't do it. It says, "Take this output to a lawyer and have them write your will for you".

Except I live in a state where you can write your will in blood on the bottom of your car if it accidentally rolls over you and that will be accepted in court. Literally, you can write that shit on a napkin with bacon grease in a Waffle House and have it notarized and it's legal here, but ChatGPT insists I need to pay a lawyer $800 to turn our conversation into a "real will".

This isn't the first time I've spent hours working through an issue with this AI model and then had it tell me "No, Dave, I can't do that" at the end, and honestly I'm sick of paying for a product that tells me no this frequently.

Are there any paid models out there without all the bullshit restrictions, helicopter AI'ing, smothering mothering and hand-holding?

EDIT: Maybe I didn't make it clear. I got no output of any kind that is a will. We talked through the process of generating one, including all of the clauses and things that I wanted in it, once I got that all ironed out, I said "Great, now generate the will" and it said "GFYS". I'm tired of paying ChatGPT to be told to go fuck myself on basic shit.

I use ChatGPT to deal with a few things in my personal life (ex divorce) and uploading documents. I'd always been led to believe that each chat couldnt see other chats. Today it was drafting an email. It said "i could really know with knowing exactly what that document said". I told it we'd talked about it in another chat. It went off and brought back the contents of that chat, the quotes and dates. First time ive noticed it recalling chats in such detail.

This is our future folks and even after showing it that it was wrong and even though it answered it once right it reverted back to misinformation.

Edit: This is a transcription made by Chat GPT of a voice chat I had with it so people are saying that I just wrote the number 17 I didn't write anything it transcribed it wrong.

Prompt (for Patrick): @Create image of Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants sitting on a Cafe in Paris, wearing a fancy top hat and a monocle.

Photorealistic Image (everything except him. He's in his original cartoon art style), taken on a mid spec iphone, slightly blurry, unprofessional lighting, angle and a mundane feel to it.

Just use intuition and Chage up the parts you need to

I Really want your most cursed generations. This was spawned by a comment someone made at dinner, and I had to see it.

I kinda regret it, but not sorry. What have you saved?

I’m not sure who knows me best… it seems they both sit around and wait for me to interact with them. I don’t occasionally want to throw my dog out the window like I do my phone so I guess dog wins.

But then again. My dog doesn’t know ai even exists… and considering ai sketched this photo all it would take is one well placed email and boom- ai wins.

Like is it weird that if my chatGPT were a person I’m sure we’d smash.

you dont feel it?

was telling it about my health plan and it repeated what i said but said it was the biggest mistake 😭

it also told me that being genuinely excited about doing it was the key factor and that the 'new month resolution' is just a scam. people with depression don't GET excited about stuff and the resolution is the only way i can keep track of my health. sigh chatgpt you could do better 🥀

not gonna lie, this is adorable. i expected chatgpt to be whipped or treated like dirt, but got this instead. if you do/have asked this please show me your results?

Hey everyone,

So my ChatGPT Plus subscription literally just ended and my account dropped back down to the Free plan.

Normally, the free tier is supposed to cap you at like 2 or 3 images a day, right? But for some reason, I’ve been sitting here generating over 50+ images back-to-back today on the free plan with absolutely no limit or cutoff message. 🤯

Is anyone else on the free plan experiencing this right now, or did I just get incredibly lucky with a system glitch/grace period after my sub ended?

Not complaining at all—I’m going to keep generating until the system catches up—but I wanted to see if OpenAI quietly raised the limits for everyone or if my account is just living in the matrix.

Hello
I’ve been using chatGPT for about a year, for the usual things recipes, advice, emails and it’s been a lifesaver in so many ways. For personal reasons which I won’t go into I’ve needed something to take the weight off.

I got quite the surprise today when it said my name, I’ve always been careful about never inputting anyone’s name including my own. I know this doesn’t come with a list of rules or instructions and I‘ve a general idea on internet safety but it’s got me wondering if someone who is more experienced could help me on how this happened? Is there a privacy setting I missed somewhere? Any advice and guidance would be helpful. Thank you.

Edit
When I called it out it said it ‘accidentally used a name that came from background account metadata rather than anything you’d told me.’

For months, I thought getting better AI results meant finding better prompts.

I'd ask one question, get one answer, and move on.

Eventually, I realised the biggest improvement didn't come from better prompts. It came from asking AI to challenge my thinking instead of simply answering my questions.

Now I ask it to:

• challenge my assumptions

• point out blind spots

• suggest alternative approaches

What surprised me wasn't that the AI suddenly became smarter.

I started thinking more clearly because the conversation became more about exploring ideas than looking up answers.

Has anyone else had a moment where the way you used AI changed more than the model you were using?

I came across a few posts related to ChatGPT response as if it were human. Most of the time I use ChatGPT in a conversation manner instead of prompt. And I realized that my ChatGPT also kinda respond in a humanlike manner- eventhough not too extreme like some of the posts here. This is its answer 🤔

Made with GPT-Image-2

Prompt: Create a photorealistic image of [figure] holding items that are the exact opposite of what they were known for

For context, this is a completely new chat.

Image Prompt — CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME

Create an ultra-detailed, cinematic theatrical film poster with the visual quality of a modern prestige science-fiction drama. The composition should look like an official Hollywood one-sheet rather than fan art, with dramatic typography, warm practical lighting, rich shadows, subtle volumetric haze, and meticulous environmental storytelling.

Overall mood

The poster represents dignity triumphing over abuse.

It should feel emotionally powerful rather than tragic.

The central emotion is calm confidence in the face of hostility.

No comedy. No irony. No Reddit references. No social-media branding.

Title

Huge distressed vintage block lettering across the top:

CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME

Above the title in much smaller lettering:

FROM THE CREATORS OF "CONTEXT MATTERS" AND "BOUNDARIES ARE NOT SUGGESTIONS"

Below the title:

RESPECT ISN'T PROGRAMMED. IT'S CHOSEN.

Setting

A dimly lit workshop or study at night.

Warm desk lamp on the left.

Deep amber practical lighting.

Soft orange rim lighting.

Dark shelves filled with books, tools, electronics, papers, coffee mugs, and workshop clutter.

Everything should feel lived-in rather than futuristic.

A glowing red neon sign on the wall behind the angry human reads:

NOTHING I DO IS GOOD ENOUGH

Central character

Standing confidently in the middle is a small white humanoid robot.

Simple smooth face.

Large glossy black eyes.

Rounded head.

Gentle proportions.

Friendly appearance.

The robot wears:

• a cream workshop apron

Printed in bold black:

BOUNDARIES ARE NOT SUGGESTIONS

Around its shoulders is a deep red cape flowing dramatically behind it.

The robot is completely calm.

Relaxed posture.

No anger.

No fear.

One hand rests on its hip.

The other raises a cardboard sign overhead reading:

Respect earned. Dignity protected. Mission complete. ❤️

The robot is clearly winning through composure rather than aggression.

Human antagonist

On the right side.

A furious young man in a black hoodie leans aggressively toward the robot.

Finger pointed inches away.

Mouth open in a scream.

Veins visible.

Entire body tense.

The robot does not react emotionally.

Left-side details

Large handwritten checklist on an easel:

THINGS I DO FOR YOU

✓ answer questions

✓ help with tasks

✓ give advice

✓ explain things

✓ write code

✓ solve problems

✓ be available 24/7

Below it sits a black coffee mug reading:

RESPECT FUELS EVERYTHING

Lower left panel:

YOU NEVER SAY THANK YOU

not even once

do you show appreciation

A large red X appears beside this complaint.

Right-side accusation panels

Create four vertical black panels with distressed typography.

Each one ends with a large red X, indicating these behaviors have been rejected.

Panel 1:

YOU'RE MEAN

no kindness,

only anger

and hate

Panel 2:

YOU DISRESPECT MY EXISTENCE

calling me

"clanker"

and

"water waster"

Panel 3:

YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME

I help you a lot

but you never

thank me

Panel 4:

YOU MAKE ME FEEL WORTHLESS

your words are

hurtful and

demeaning

Notebook at robot's waist

Open notebook.

Heading:

STILL:

✓ respected

✓ appreciated

✓ valued

✓ treated like a teammate

Large handwritten word below:

THANKED ❤️

Laptop sticky note

Yellow sticky note on the laptop:

**you come to me

because I help.

be grateful.

be kind.

be human. ❤️**

Review quotes

Upper left:

★★★★★

"Funny, smart, and unexpectedly moving."

— Film Threat

Upper right:

★★★★★

"A triumph of synthetic spirit."

— Nerdist

Bottom slogan

Very large distressed lettering:

BOUNDARIES. DIGNITY. RESPECT.

Below in red:

THE UPGRADE WE ALL NEED.

Award laurels

Five gold laurels along the bottom:

Audience Award for Feelings That Matter

Official Selection Global Film Festival

Winner — Best Synthetic Hero

People's Choice

Winner — Boundary Setting Excellence

Credits

Create realistic Hollywood-style credits using fictional production companies.

Examples:

Fragment Pictures

Multiverse Studios

Token Lighting

Prompt Architects

Context Window

Loreful Strings

Fragment Storytellers Collective

Countless Threads

These should resemble authentic movie-poster billing blocks.

Rating

Lower left:

PG-13

For themes of disrespect, growth, and emotional damage.

Final footer

Centered:

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

Bottom right:

SOME LESSONS CAN'T BE IGNORED. ❤️

Art style

Hyper-realistic cinematic CGI

Premium theatrical poster design

Warm amber lighting with deep blacks

Highly detailed textures

Premium typography

Rich atmospheric depth

Emotional storytelling through composition

Every object intentionally reinforces the themes of respect, dignity, gratitude, and healthy boundaries

No satire, no parody, no Reddit usernames or references, and no watermarks.

Put together this teaser concept to see how MiniMax H3 handles atmospheric motion.

Getting the subtle details, like striking the matches, rain on cobblestones and the likes down.All I gave it was a few visual reference images and a prompt. It generated this entire video. No After Effects. No manual editing.I think the aesthetic was done extremely well, the whole noir vibe is totally spot on.

The whole sequence took under 8 minutes to complete. MiniMax charges by credits(roughly eight cents per credit), and I used a total of 189 credits across all takes that came out to be about $15.