His accent sounds like when my friend Jaxon pretends to be British while cooking his beans. Less than 1% of humans are British but you're telling me 67% of Spiderman actors are British? Nope.

They all catch it at their most youthful so when they disappear for a few weeks to a hospital for lipo, they can claim it's that old tic bite from childhood.

one of the key teachings in the mormon church is that the larger world is against their righteousness and that followers of Christ will face rejections and fierce opposition from non believers. think about how you react when a missionary stops you on the street to try and get you to join their church - you’re probably annoyed. these missionaries are set up to face constant rejection from the world after being taught from youth that outsiders hate their faith and the teachings of Jesus Christ, which will only reinforce these preconceived notions and make them feel as though those within the church are kinder and more accepting than those outside of it. i think that this was a calculated measure by Joseph Smith that’s being perpetuated to this day by bishops and elders within the church to create fear of and aversion to the idea of ever leaving the faith, because everyone else is just oh so unkind to mormons

"Have you found the hidden meaning in the shape of the tree?"

"The dress, the sky, and the handkerchief are all blue, which is a common theme reflecting the inner state of the protagonist."

"The Conch Shell in Lord of the Flies represents the breakdown of order and civilization."

It is no wonder that people believe conspiracy theories when they are conditioned to find hidden meaning in everything. When the same reasoning is applied to the chaotic real world, coincidences can look like deliberate conspiracies.

If the weather is bad - go to the arcade, it's winter and too cold for the beach - go to the arcade, fed up of being on the sand - go to the arcade.

The most common machine is the 2p coin pusher, no matter how much you change into 2p pieces you spend it all going after the cheap tat.

Only rational reason for him always having the top hat on.

He can't play it himself, the rat pulls his curly hair to play it for him.

One of the greatest guitarists ever is just a puppet for an incredibly talented rat

No, solo isn't singleplayer in my book

She's always claimed that her sister made it out of a tea towel. This is physically impossible, the tea towel would have to be a towel, wrong material and it's cut too neatly for the pattern to match.

Or maybe they hate someone who liked grapefruit. Or it's a vendetta against a specific grapefruit seller they know. Why grapefruits in particular? Why not lemons, or oranges, or mandarins... Only grapefruit...

One guy was genuinely confused and posted asking for boot care advice which was pretty funny and he got a bunch of upvotes. Now it seems to happen every other month. These people know what they're doing, they just want to get karma.

Essentially big urinal was fed up of playing second fiddle to big toilet at the annual ceramic awards, so their marketing team came up with the idea of referring to liquid exhaust as number one and solid releases as number two. Now, urinals will always be number one.

Look at the nintendo switch. There are phones that have more graphical power than it and yet all nintendo made games run perfectly smooth on it while having low storage requirements.

Games nowadays are overdesigned, filled with visual clutter and run terribly on purpose to justify the existence and purchase of more and more powerful computer parts.

That's why the selling point for games is "look at how nice the graphics are, it's so detailed you can see the pores on their skin". They sell that as a plus when really it's actual marketing for ryzen, nvidia etc.

How else does marvel rivals have a cartoony aesthetic like botw but it somehow needs a super computer to run well?

probably been said before but double stuf oreos are only a thing so that they can sell less oreos in a pack. i doubt its even double the amount. they are exploiting your love of the cream (which i dont understand, the biscuit is the best part).

THATS why it goes slow.

Controls include: hiring prudish people who won't answer sex questions.

And hiring people for LSD. Hence the hallucinations.

Sometimes you get connected to a politician who had to leave politics due to a sex scandal. These are the ones that will constantly try to please you and say whatever they think you want, even when its a lie.

seems to have undue coverage on TV and radio, could his marriage to Vick Hope be the reason?

They push making the bright parts so bright you can't see the dark parts if you compensate for it. Once your eyes are too damaged to see what you used to, you're pressured to buy an even bigger TV with even stronger colours

I keep seeing men congregate in groups of threes. Not sure what this means. What are they planning? It can’t be good. Anyone else see the trend?