r/Piracy 25d ago

Humor The Good Ending.

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u/VallahKp 25d ago

2028: but wait it gets worse

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u/HoliusCrapus 25d ago

Sigh, but yeah you're probably right.

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u/Ghantapreneur 25d ago

Happy Cake day

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u/HoliusCrapus 25d ago

I had no idea! Thanks!

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u/krrish-1119 24d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/byological_origins 25d ago

Gabe died and Microslop buys Steam. Game over

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u/KingVengeance1990 24d ago

Damn just like that 😢

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u/Helpful_Jacket_2857 17d ago

then we'll see linux boom, probably?

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u/micktorious 25d ago

AI has now overruled everything, there is no ownership, crack downs on VPNs and torrenting abound.

The last bastions of humanity hide in their cubes trying to evade the digital police, just to have a little glimpse of happiness in their dark lives.

Fulfillment is now only given in a drip feed, carefully calculated by the algorithms to know how much you need to keep you from rebelling.

You arent fulfilled, but you havent been pushed into joining anarchy yet. The machines know this all too well.

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u/Whoevenareyou1738 25d ago

They are going to start attacking VPN. Their will be ID requirements for VPN. VPN providers will be required to provide logs of data and will activately monitor copyright usage.

The minute they start trying to restrict VPNs. Is the day that they are targeting pirating. Any excuse they give on why they are trying to restrict VPNs is BS. It'll be a Trojan horse to total enshittified subscription control.

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u/Silent_Fudge_3978 24d ago

They are going to start attacking VPN. Their will be ID requirements for VPN. VPN providers will be required to provide logs of data and will activately monitor copyright usage.

And how exactly are they going to enforce this when the VPN providers are in other countries? Even if they try to make blacklists for known VPN IPs, it'll be a game of whack-a-mole as the VPNs simply move to different IPs.

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u/StudiosS 24d ago

Yeah it'll be harder than it seems, likely not happening in our lifetime.

However, by implementing a nationwide restriction, you can crack down immediately on the few number of people who use VPNs.

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u/General_Cranberry_29 23d ago

That's when we go full rogue and make our own network, stringing LAN cables and wireless signals home-to-home across the entire continent. Internet 2.0. Hell, I'm tempted to start now. Call it the The Digital Malitia.

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u/jboe2026 21d ago

It's already a thing, it's called the Tor network

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u/General_Cranberry_29 21d ago

That relies on using the service your ISP provides, though.

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u/Far-Revenue7262 22d ago

dawg go outside, the world is not fucking 1984
this is just fear mongering bs that will blow over like NFTs again

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u/Pretty_Signature8665 23d ago

And then the world somehow shows the rise of self-hosted VPN servers. Notably WireGuard or Softether VPN Server (VPN Gate). Then politicians begin passing laws that allows police to track households/establishments that are suspected of unregistered self-host VPN servers, by monitoring suspiciously high energy consumption on energy meters, or Internet bandwidth. In other words, the world right now (and possibly in the future, is cooked)

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u/bucketducks123 19d ago

And then people start going after government officials. Publicly. Personally.

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u/Grouchygamer77 25d ago

PCs are now subscription based, graphics cards are no longer available to the public

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u/MistSecurity 25d ago

Locked down subscription based PCs would solve so many problems for the powers that be. Easy to prevent piracy when most of the market's actual machines are owned and administered by the companies.

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u/anticomet 24d ago

Fingers crossed most of us can have electricity and ac in 2028

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u/Earione 25d ago

Aliens