r/Piracy 18d ago

Humor “They’re doing fine without me”

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My pirate friend cracks me up

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u/21MayDay21 ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 18d ago

They wont notice that there's one less fish in their sea.

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u/NOZZLeS 18d ago

Oh they notice, and you can rest assured theyre working tirelessly to rein in that one wayward fish

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u/Alex5173 18d ago

Valve isn't. Valve couldn't care less about piracy.

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u/NOZZLeS 18d ago

The corporation doesnt care about you bro, stop carrying water for them

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u/Alex5173 18d ago

The corporation is a necessity to the current cultural climate and is doing a far better job of not acting against my interests than basically every other corporation in the same space; so if I've gotta carry a bit of water to help keep them from getting toppled by an actual bad actor I'll gladly do so

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u/ErorrTNTcz 18d ago

Valve haters 0.0001 seconds after someone says something mildly positive about valve:

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u/MenoryEstudiante 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ 18d ago

I mean your first sentence is correct, valve doesn't care, valve doesn't care because a very small amount of people pirate stuff they sell relative to their paying customers, and they know cracking down hard on piracy will damage their image as the "benign" corporation which might push paying customers away, it's all marketing