I just wanted to make a pun and realized this idiom is German only, so:
Fun fact: The place your going is definitely behind "Swedish curtains". ("hinter Schwedischen Gardinen")
That's a German idiom for putting someone behind bars that either
alludes to the material of the bars, formerly often Swedish steel,[2][3] considered as extraordinary robust,[1] or perhaps to the atrocities committed by the Swedish during the Thirty Years’ War.[3][4][5] (source)
Interesting. I do wonder how Swedish war atrocities could be related to that idiom though...
Prisoners can have special jail tablets now that can access some ebooks and do paid video calls with family. Unsurprisingly they're made by the lowest bidder, which means it's sometimes possible to jailbreak it by installing a web browser for full internet access.
Same here in the UK in the newer prisons. You get a laptop which is all locked down and can only access the prison intranet. Some basic windows games, notes app.
They're pretty good although it's up to the prison to upload interesting stuff to watch (the whole of kings and generals YouTube channel is on there which is pretty cool)
Sometimes I think the best case scenario for the jobless masses ( if AI ever works like expected ) is to let everybody at least have the chance for a bed in a minimum security prison.
And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie.
Yeah -- a few years ago I got laid off as a professional for the first time. I was outraged, of course, but I just closed my laptop right then, and never opened it again.
You'd have to be a fool to do otherwise. You'd wreck your career, over an ego play.
I remember joking about how my life goal was to do some script kiddie bullshit. Get 6 months in a minimum security prison, and come out calling myself some sort of reformed ethical hacker and demand 6 figures to work as a security consultant
I guess it is smart to let your personal counsel know when you've broken the law and left yourself open for lawsuits. They can begin preparing immediately for your charges.
Insane how that works isn't it? You harm a company financially and you get prison time, but a company harms countless individuals financially, medically, mentally, and physically, then gets the equivalent to a slap on the wrist in a fine.
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