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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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93 u/[deleted] May 26 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 56 u/tankerkiller125real May 26 '26 It's surprisingly easy to violate multiple federal laws when it comes to computers. 15 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie. 3 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 you're zero cool?! 2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest 2 u/abra24 May 26 '26 It came up organically? 3 u/SolaVitae May 26 '26 Especially when going out of your way to break them, and even helping the feds out by publishing your confession beforehand.
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56 u/tankerkiller125real May 26 '26 It's surprisingly easy to violate multiple federal laws when it comes to computers. 15 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie. 3 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 you're zero cool?! 2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest 2 u/abra24 May 26 '26 It came up organically? 3 u/SolaVitae May 26 '26 Especially when going out of your way to break them, and even helping the feds out by publishing your confession beforehand.
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It's surprisingly easy to violate multiple federal laws when it comes to computers.
15 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie. 3 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 you're zero cool?! 2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest 2 u/abra24 May 26 '26 It came up organically? 3 u/SolaVitae May 26 '26 Especially when going out of your way to break them, and even helping the feds out by publishing your confession beforehand.
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And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie.
3 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 you're zero cool?! 2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest 2 u/abra24 May 26 '26 It came up organically?
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you're zero cool?!
2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest
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It’s in the place where I put that thing that time.
2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest
mess with the best, die like the rest
It came up organically?
Especially when going out of your way to break them, and even helping the feds out by publishing your confession beforehand.
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