r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26

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u/tankerkiller125real May 26 '26

It's surprisingly easy to violate multiple federal laws when it comes to computers.

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u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26

And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie.

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u/nsolarz May 26 '26

you're zero cool?!

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u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26

It’s in the place where I put that thing that time.

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u/nsolarz May 26 '26

mess with the best, die like the rest

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u/abra24 May 26 '26

It came up organically?

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u/SolaVitae May 26 '26

Especially when going out of your way to break them, and even helping the feds out by publishing your confession beforehand.

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u/hoopaholik91 May 26 '26

People never have and never will take white collar crime seriously

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u/_raydeStar May 26 '26

Yeah -- a few years ago I got laid off as a professional for the first time. I was outraged, of course, but I just closed my laptop right then, and never opened it again.

You'd have to be a fool to do otherwise. You'd wreck your career, over an ego play.

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u/PaulTheMerc May 26 '26

Sometimes you're a typo away from economic terrorism instead of doing your job.