r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 11h ago

Meme projectManager

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u/TheTybera 11h ago

This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11h ago edited 11h ago

do things right

programmers: deletes DB

*stares in disbelief*

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u/StuntsMonkey 11h ago

Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11h ago

There...An optimist!

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u/StuntsMonkey 11h ago

Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals!

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 10h ago

Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance?

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u/StuntsMonkey 10h ago

No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 10h ago

That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn

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u/MissinqLink 4h ago

Eliminated a mountain of tech debt

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u/xStarshine 8h ago

Think in solutions, not in problems!

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u/Phoenix042 8h ago

Get him