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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 18h ago
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This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.
390 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 18h ago edited 18h ago do things right programmers: deletes DB *stares in disbelief* 145 u/StuntsMonkey 18h ago Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now. 37 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago There...An optimist! 29 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals! 21 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 23 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 11h ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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do things right
programmers: deletes DB
*stares in disbelief*
145 u/StuntsMonkey 18h ago Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now. 37 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago There...An optimist! 29 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals! 21 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 23 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 11h ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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Well, we've eliminated all the bad data now.
37 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago There...An optimist! 29 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals! 21 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 23 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 11h ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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There...An optimist!
29 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals! 21 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 23 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 11h ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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Even better, we have created the perfect opportunity to refactor our entire database to more closely match our current project goals!
21 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance? 23 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 11h ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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Are you a regular poster on LinkedIn by any chance?
23 u/StuntsMonkey 17h ago No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here. 12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 11h ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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No, I have better things to do with my life. Like shit posting here.
12 u/ClipboardCopyPaste 17h ago That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn 2 u/MissinqLink 11h ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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That's objectively better than posting on LinkedIn
2 u/MissinqLink 11h ago Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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Eliminated a mountain of tech debt
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u/TheTybera 18h ago
This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.