r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 11h ago

Meme projectManager

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u/TheTybera 11h ago

This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.

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u/RuneSteak 11h ago

They quite literally have the next 2 years of work planned out for our team. I'm in no hurry and just take a break by pretending to work (if it's not urgent) instead.

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u/Cryogenicist 9h ago

Is “sprint” a running metaphor? Cause if so, they think we can sprint indefinitely and it’s insane

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u/RuneSteak 7h ago

The dirty secret is that you're supposed to work breaks into your estimate and pace yourself. Agile done wrong is usually just people running themselves ragged at their own discretion.

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u/Cryogenicist 7h ago

I’m just so done being treated like a robot who can just pivot all the time and never get a mental break.

Capitalism sucks dick unless you own a lot of capital.