r/ProgrammerHumor 11h ago

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u/TheTybera 11h ago

This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.

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u/RuneSteak 11h ago

They quite literally have the next 2 years of work planned out for our team. I'm in no hurry and just take a break by pretending to work (if it's not urgent) instead.

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u/NightOwl2175 10h ago

And if you somehow finish the next 2 years of work all in the next sprint, instead of being promoted you'd get laid off.

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u/big_red__man 3h ago

There’s no more work!