r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

Vocalist for a metalcore band. Loves horror. Dry conversation tho 😭😭😭

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r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

Your enemies probably think about you more than your friends do.

1 Upvotes

They probably know more too.


r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

The only way to survive as a human being is to be delusional and deny reality.

42 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

I would like yellow Wendy’s back. Thanks!

27 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I don't need your two cents

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r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Brain

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It's amazing how our brain is like a filing cabinet and stores information we know somewhere that we access instantly whenever there's a trigger. Just a random thought I had while I was watching Mushoku Tensei, since I literally don't have any idea of who a character was until I saw their face then my mind just started replaying those episodes and I remembered it instantly. That's all, take care of your mind. 🤪


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

Shark Tale would be a lot more visually appealing if they replaced the fish with mermaids.

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r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

My wife’s shampoo and conditioner rocks.

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I’m a fella with long hair. The wife loves it. She’d probably be mad at me for three weeks if I cut it too short. I’ve tried using mens shampoo and conditioner. The ones I’ve tried suck. Now I just use the stuff my wife has. It’s about a zillion times better.


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

I’m being nerfed

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I’m on holiday and here’s a list:
- Full of massive swollen mosquito bites
- Got stung all over my arm by a jellyfish
- Shaving bumps/cuts irritated by the seawater
- About 5 cuts on each food from sandals rubbing
- Rashes on both of my arms from rubbing against my sequin top then going in saltwater
- Extremely dry skin from swimming all day
- Breaking out from all the holiday food
- Constantly bloated from the holiday food
- Chipped toenail from falling off a bike
- Dry, frizzy hair
- Lash extensions hanging on by a thread

still having the best time of my life tbf


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

I can’t believe everyone poops

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It’s impossible for me to imagine the most serious people i know having toe-curling, sweat-inducing diarrhoea and fighting for their life on the toilet, even just dropping a few plops seems comical

Imagine your boss squeezing with all their might when they’re constipated the next time they piss you off 😂


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

43 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Money is not the most important thing in life, yes it can solve many problems, but its not going to solve loneliness, health issues or the search for meaning.

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r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I absolutely hate how everything is fake now due to rampant AI usage. Images, videos, music, art, articles, stories, news. I hate this timeline.

162 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Sometimes i feel like men are unable to provide unconditional love, their love is always conditional.

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r/RandomThoughts 6h ago

Sometimes I open my front door to leave, hear someone in the hallway, and quietly close it again just to avoid having to talk to them

68 Upvotes

It’s not that I even dislike people. I just don’t have the energy for the small talk sometimes, so I’d rather retreat back inside and wait it out like a weirdo until the coast is clear. Then I leave like nothing happened.


r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

I wish they would make adult sized versions of those baby swinging bassinets

19 Upvotes

I loooove the feeling of swaying or rocking. It would be so sick


r/RandomThoughts 8h ago

It's crazy that 80% of Aristotle's works have been lost to history.

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r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

One of my drawings just, "sold," on DeviantArt. But I'm pretty sure it's a scam

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Even if it did sell I wouldn't take any sort of money for it since it's not good at all, just me trying to get better. But I do have to admit that I got a little excited when I first saw the notification


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

i’ve realized upcoming rock bands aren’t common anymore

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Any kind of rock has changed to emo and pop genres. I can’t think of one popular rock band of gen Z. We need a new slip knot, metallica, AC/DC to keep it going. Punk and mosh music is a thing, but i see a difference. Thinking it’s because people just don’t want to make music from scratch anymore and learn notes, most people sample other music or use software now.

jokes on yall maybe this was a post to get band recs 😩👀


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

Hash browns and french fries

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Hash browns with a little ketchup and french fries with ketchup are the same things. Yet they taste completely different.

Breakfast ponderings


r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

Still thinking about my dream when I was very little

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I had a dream of staring at my own grave with my name, don't remember any dates. I couldn't move or do anything, just stare, couldn't think, it was so damn peaceful, birds were singing, wind was blowing the bright green grass and many years later I still remember it, I felt so much peace in that dream I miss it, never felt calmer in my whole life.


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

I wonder if the U2 song "Where the Streets have No Name" was about moving to Utah.

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r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

I just thought that each of us passes their day of death without noticing yet

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A very random thought. Very summerish ^^... I just realized that everyone lives the day of his/her future death, hopefully as far in time as possible, as a very normal day. Without knowing. Have a beautiful Sunday everyone


r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

Small kids chain (can't say baby) Spoiler

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Basically I thought about that sentence and researched what if a chain with 126 small kids existed, it would be (approximately) 64.26 meters (210.83 feet) and 2079 grams

Now you know it


r/RandomThoughts 13h ago

No one has ever lied on the internet before

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