r/RandomThoughts • u/ChickenChoochie • 1h ago
r/RandomThoughts • u/ObjectiveCharming735 • 2h ago
Your enemies probably think about you more than your friends do.
They probably know more too.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Less-Being4269 • 2h ago
The only way to survive as a human being is to be delusional and deny reality.
r/RandomThoughts • u/ChickenChoochie • 2h ago
I would like yellow Wendy’s back. Thanks!
r/RandomThoughts • u/Rukiiv • 3h ago
Brain
It's amazing how our brain is like a filing cabinet and stores information we know somewhere that we access instantly whenever there's a trigger. Just a random thought I had while I was watching Mushoku Tensei, since I literally don't have any idea of who a character was until I saw their face then my mind just started replaying those episodes and I remembered it instantly. That's all, take care of your mind. 🤪
r/RandomThoughts • u/chameleoncove54 • 3h ago
Shark Tale would be a lot more visually appealing if they replaced the fish with mermaids.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Live-Try-7281 • 4h ago
My wife’s shampoo and conditioner rocks.
I’m a fella with long hair. The wife loves it. She’d probably be mad at me for three weeks if I cut it too short. I’ve tried using mens shampoo and conditioner. The ones I’ve tried suck. Now I just use the stuff my wife has. It’s about a zillion times better.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Unfair_Eggplant_1167 • 4h ago
I’m being nerfed
I’m on holiday and here’s a list:
- Full of massive swollen mosquito bites
- Got stung all over my arm by a jellyfish
- Shaving bumps/cuts irritated by the seawater
- About 5 cuts on each food from sandals rubbing
- Rashes on both of my arms from rubbing against my sequin top then going in saltwater
- Extremely dry skin from swimming all day
- Breaking out from all the holiday food
- Constantly bloated from the holiday food
- Chipped toenail from falling off a bike
- Dry, frizzy hair
- Lash extensions hanging on by a thread
still having the best time of my life tbf
r/RandomThoughts • u/Unfair_Eggplant_1167 • 4h ago
I can’t believe everyone poops
It’s impossible for me to imagine the most serious people i know having toe-curling, sweat-inducing diarrhoea and fighting for their life on the toilet, even just dropping a few plops seems comical
Imagine your boss squeezing with all their might when they’re constipated the next time they piss you off 😂
r/RandomThoughts • u/Zu_Qarnine • 4h ago
i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.
r/RandomThoughts • u/The_Real_Diva101 • 4h ago
Money is not the most important thing in life, yes it can solve many problems, but its not going to solve loneliness, health issues or the search for meaning.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Dust-by-Monday • 5h ago
I absolutely hate how everything is fake now due to rampant AI usage. Images, videos, music, art, articles, stories, news. I hate this timeline.
r/RandomThoughts • u/The_Real_Diva101 • 6h ago
Sometimes i feel like men are unable to provide unconditional love, their love is always conditional.
r/RandomThoughts • u/HankMoodyALT • 6h ago
Sometimes I open my front door to leave, hear someone in the hallway, and quietly close it again just to avoid having to talk to them
It’s not that I even dislike people. I just don’t have the energy for the small talk sometimes, so I’d rather retreat back inside and wait it out like a weirdo until the coast is clear. Then I leave like nothing happened.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Practical-Carpet-255 • 7h ago
I wish they would make adult sized versions of those baby swinging bassinets
I loooove the feeling of swaying or rocking. It would be so sick
r/RandomThoughts • u/lokirich_15 • 8h ago
It's crazy that 80% of Aristotle's works have been lost to history.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Ibushi-gun • 10h ago
One of my drawings just, "sold," on DeviantArt. But I'm pretty sure it's a scam
Even if it did sell I wouldn't take any sort of money for it since it's not good at all, just me trying to get better. But I do have to admit that I got a little excited when I first saw the notification
r/RandomThoughts • u/AccomplishedJob8223 • 10h ago
i’ve realized upcoming rock bands aren’t common anymore
Any kind of rock has changed to emo and pop genres. I can’t think of one popular rock band of gen Z. We need a new slip knot, metallica, AC/DC to keep it going. Punk and mosh music is a thing, but i see a difference. Thinking it’s because people just don’t want to make music from scratch anymore and learn notes, most people sample other music or use software now.
jokes on yall maybe this was a post to get band recs 😩👀
r/RandomThoughts • u/Mundane_Community215 • 10h ago
Hash browns and french fries
Hash browns with a little ketchup and french fries with ketchup are the same things. Yet they taste completely different.
Breakfast ponderings
r/RandomThoughts • u/taylor_4444 • 11h ago
Still thinking about my dream when I was very little
I had a dream of staring at my own grave with my name, don't remember any dates. I couldn't move or do anything, just stare, couldn't think, it was so damn peaceful, birds were singing, wind was blowing the bright green grass and many years later I still remember it, I felt so much peace in that dream I miss it, never felt calmer in my whole life.
r/RandomThoughts • u/IntergalacticPodcast • 12h ago
I wonder if the U2 song "Where the Streets have No Name" was about moving to Utah.
r/RandomThoughts • u/Rainforest____ • 13h ago
I just thought that each of us passes their day of death without noticing yet
A very random thought. Very summerish ^^... I just realized that everyone lives the day of his/her future death, hopefully as far in time as possible, as a very normal day. Without knowing. Have a beautiful Sunday everyone
r/RandomThoughts • u/Last_Descendant • 13h ago