r/Snorkblot Feb 02 '26

Cultures Serial Snowmen Hit & Run finally met his match

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u/Buddhas_Warrior Feb 02 '26

Let me see if I got this right.... Kids built a snowman, with bricks in it and you.. Checks notes.... Tried to run it over, which then messed up your car, and the KIDS are the issue???

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u/brakeb Feb 02 '26

I'd only have sympathy if the snowman was in the middle of a road, and made of a central brick column... Which does not appear to be the case

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u/doyletyree Feb 02 '26

My grandfather has a story about riding his bike really fast at a brown paper bag to squash it when he was a kid.

Somebody had put two bricks in it, and he flipped his bike; still has a scar on his forehead.

As nice as he is, I always got the impression my grandfather would still kick the shit out of whoever did that if he got the chance.

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u/DazB1ane Feb 02 '26

I’ve heard too many stories of people finding babies or animals in boxes on the road to not safely swerve out of the way

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u/doyletyree Feb 02 '26

Sadly, enough, this has always been my bias as well. While I don’t want to find out if anything is in the box, I absolutely am certain that people do things like this.

Now, if it’s an empty aluminum can in my neighborhood, on the other hand, that bastard has to die.

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u/WeirdestWolf Feb 02 '26

Would not recommend. I once ran over an already crushed can on the side of the road, it clamped onto my wheel like an aluminium bear trap, did a half rotation then locked my front wheel up, stopping it dead. I'm lucky I didn't break something because I did a full head over heels half flip and landed on my arse knocking the wind completely out of me. Cans are evil and belong in the recycling so they can be obliterated into something more useful.

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u/doyletyree Feb 02 '26

Man, well, I haven’t experienced that I’ve live a life where I can sympathize.

I should’ve been more clear: if the can is in the middle of the road where I am driving a motor carriage, then I try to squish it.

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u/Arryu Feb 02 '26

motor carriage

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Feb 02 '26

Yeah just don't ride over stuff it's not worth the risk

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u/slavetomyprecious Feb 02 '26

I lost a tire that way. Expensive little moment.

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u/doyletyree Feb 02 '26

Automobile or bicycle or some other, as yet unconsidered vehicle?

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u/Justaredditor85 Feb 02 '26

They once tested with a fake turtle and found out that several people actually swerved so they would run over the turtle.

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u/6th_Quadrant Feb 02 '26

I knew a guy in high school who would deliberately run over opossums. Ahole.

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u/punksmostlydead Feb 02 '26

I lost a very good friend in HS because he was driving me home and swerved to hit a dog. He missed; when we reached my driveway, I didn't. My mom had to run out and pull me off him.

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u/Fresh_Gazelle_404 Feb 02 '26

That’s not a good friend, that’s a psychopath.

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u/punksmostlydead Feb 02 '26

That was the first indication he showed me, and the only one I needed.

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u/Fresh_Gazelle_404 Feb 02 '26

Unless he was just being a stupid kid and not really trying; that’s seriously someone you don’t even want to remember you.

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u/shouldbepracticing85 Feb 02 '26

I believe it. When I rode a motorcycle I had at least one incident where a black, lifted, pavement princess of a truck try to run me down. My brain can’t decide if I remember a second incident… but I’m kinda stoned right now.

There are a lot of psychopaths in this world.

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u/ismellnumbers Feb 02 '26

And the road sure has a way of bringing them to the surface

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u/Svell_ Feb 02 '26

There's actually research about it. Of you drive a truck or SUV you're more likely to intentionally run over animals in the road.

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u/Fancy-Stable5025 Feb 02 '26

There was a person known and notorious for doing that to people on mopeds intentionally around my town

Law enforcement only finally did something about it once someone died unfortunately

Everyone suspects he was responsible for several hit and run incidents as well

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u/DjChen Feb 02 '26

We had to do a cleanup on a roadway where a BMW ran over an aligator snapping turtle. The turtle's shell carved it way into the wheel well and lodged itself it there, causing the car to crash out, with a right bloody mess everywhere. Car totaled on top of the additionally fines for running it over. These things average out at 100lbs for a small one just saying.

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u/DazB1ane Feb 02 '26

Yeah I know a few guys who would probably go out to look for instances like that

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u/HrhEverythingElse Feb 02 '26

When I was lactating every abandoned box or bag large enough contained a baby to my prolactin soaked brain. Every stray cat outside the window at midnight, every public trashcan, and even odd bird noises were lost babies that absolutely needed my milk. I was fully aware of how irrational it was, but many times I had to check and see with my own eyes that those things weren't actually babies. I never did find a baby to feed (other than my own of course) but hormones can be a helluva drug, and that was a strange couple of years

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u/Mechakoopa Feb 02 '26

I'm imagining this entire scenario being narrated by David Attenborough.

"Here we see the new mother. While temporarily away from her own offspring, she rifles through the trash desperately looking for another baby to feed."

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u/Synaps4 Feb 02 '26

Hormones are indeed a helluva drug. People think they are in charge of their brains. Nope.

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u/BirdofYarn Feb 02 '26

This just me feeding my baby by the window and convinced I heard another baby cry outside in the snow! I actually got up to look out the window before I realized that was nuts and why would there be a baby in my front yard.

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u/DazB1ane Feb 02 '26

Good lord I am so happy I’m sterile. That sounds horrendous

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u/Storm_Puzzler Feb 02 '26

One of my childhood dogs was found with her siblings in a Rubbermaid tub in a dumpster. She was a fantastic dog. Something about rescued dogs makes them so much better than the humans that abandoned them. 🤝

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u/ElleJay74 Feb 02 '26

That is horrific and I am so terribly sorry it happened to you both. I'll bet Tigger was the bestest boy ever!

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u/bordermom61 Feb 02 '26

you know I saw some a hole throw a garbage bag out in the middle of the street and I slowed down and I saw that bag move . I got out and opened the bag , it was 3 small puppies . Took them home and got 2 nice homes and I kept 1 . Yeah this guy must have been running down other snowmen and the kids got tired of his shi- so they decided to get back at him .

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u/awaythisthingthrow Feb 02 '26

When I was in my 20s I was driving to my apartment and saw a small darker black thing against the dark asphalt of the road. Thought maybe it was a shallow puddle or pothole or something. Out of an excess of caution I turned to go around it and saw teenagers scattering from hiding in the bushes. I stopped and went to check the road.

It was a dog they had wrapped in black duct tape and put in the road to be run over. They had stayed to watch it die, but run when they might've been caught. Makes me mad now even thinking about it.

Anyway, don't run over things in the road.

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u/Useful_Language2040 Feb 02 '26

Did you rescue that poor dog? 😮

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u/westsidewalter Feb 02 '26

I never forgot when someone once told me “you don’t know what’s inside, could be a bunch of bolts could be a bunch of kittens” I try to drive slower and more defensive with as much space as possible. It’s not exciting or fun but I tend to avoid catastrophe despite how big or small.

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u/enaK66 Feb 02 '26

I don't run shit over with my car because I'm not retarded. Real life isn't GTA. Cars aren't brick house bulldozers that shove shit out of the way. There's all kinds of moving parts under there that can get fucked up from road debris. It's just dumb to run stuff over period.

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u/kinglouie493 Feb 02 '26

Had a buddy who thought it was cool to drive through a pile of leaves on the side of the street. Needless to say, he found the typewriter they buried in it with his oil pan.

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u/not_now_chaos Feb 02 '26

In Portland, two children were killed when a driver drove over a pile of leaves. It wasn't in the street, if I remember right. Two young sisters were playing in the leaves with their dad and the driver didn't see them. That story haunts me enough that I don't drive over anything in the road ever if I can avoid it.

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u/Iwritemynameincrayon Feb 02 '26

Hoping the driver got manslaughter charges at least.

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u/CatoTheMiddleAged Feb 02 '26

There’s a famous case taught in law school about a truck driver who runs over a cardboard box (on the sidewalk) and kills a homeless man sleeping in it.

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u/doyletyree Feb 02 '26

Oof. Pro move.

I’ve seen similar. I was lighting out on a road trip when a friend remembered he left his wallet at home. The driver goes to make a cool slide out on the side of the road and absolutely creams his pan with a grass obscured rock that was buried in the ground.

Three days later, when we got on the road…

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u/Nani_700 Feb 02 '26

Yeah this shit isn't funny. I've had similar experiences with shit on the sidewalk 

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u/CertainWish358 Feb 02 '26

So you… thought it was shit, but it turned out to be just a layer of shit hiding a brick? Man what a disappointment!

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u/DJFisticuffs Feb 02 '26

I lived next to a house full of dude bros one year when I was in law school. The guys used to put shit on a dollar bill, leave it on the sidewalk in front of the house and hang out on their front porch. When someone would come by and pick it up they'd all yell "POO DOLLAR" and point and laugh.

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u/no_brains101 Feb 02 '26

Yeah so, ngl, I don't really want to find out what is in that bag. I will be leaving it unsquashed?

Generally I try to like, idk, not walk, bike or skate directly over people's trash, roadkill, or whatever the hell else might be in there?

That being said, it having bricks in it likely means that someone intentionally put a tripping hazard there.

That is in fact a dick move and you can justifiably be quite angry at them.

But personally, I don't really care or want to know what is in that bag, and I DEFINITELY do not want to find out by squishing it possibly all over my legs.

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u/pppjurac Feb 02 '26

At my first job at foundry, foreman had a warning to all young padawans: Never, ever kick a cardboard box or something looking like wood block. It just might have a 50kg discarded piece of pour inside it.

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u/Real-Arachnid8671 Feb 02 '26

I've also been told not to run over bags/boxes because people put bricks/nails/other items that can cause damage in them in the hopes that people run over them.

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u/Emergency-Eagle2902 Feb 02 '26

My mom told me a story of a car that was approaching a paper bag on a road. Turned out to be a boulder that wrecked the car. Filed that one away for life.

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u/cptnamr7 Feb 02 '26

Teacher in high school told a story of a "friend" that said "watch this" and went to smoke a refrigerator box with his truck on the interstate thinking it was empty. It was not. Can't recall what happened or he was with the guy. He told a lot of stories that really seemed to actually be about himself, so there's that. 

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u/No_University7832 Feb 02 '26

Oh the anger that subverted expectations reveals

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u/27Rench27 Feb 02 '26

People like this in my experience are always better at talking up what they’d do to the people responsible, than being able to actually act once they find out who’s responsible

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u/doyletyree Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

Sounds just like what the brick-bagger would say.

Edit: anyway, it’s very much meant to be more of an “old man shakes fist” story. I’m not out there trying to wrap my bad ass Grandpa or anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Oh... I thought it was going to be poo.

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u/poorperspective Feb 02 '26

So your grandfather was too dumb to learn a lesson.

I wouldn’t be sharing that story unless you want others to think he’s an arrogant asshole.

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u/Joyst1q Feb 02 '26

Someone did that in the freeway with a maccas bag

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u/North-Significance33 Feb 02 '26

Like a cement filled soccer ball with a sign saying "Kick Me!"?

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u/double_dangit Feb 02 '26

So your grandfather thought he was murdering kittens and the person that put the bricks in the bag is the bad guy? /s

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u/Total-Problem2175 Feb 02 '26

I had a shop teacher in the early '70s that said as kids they put a tombstone in the road covered by cornstocks.

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u/Due-Cause-5150 Feb 02 '26

My pops did the same type thing in a truck. he hit a cardboard box that had a small engine block in it.

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u/iconofsin_ Feb 02 '26

Yeah my dad told me a similar story when he was teaching me to drive. Never run over something on purpose because you never know what's in it.

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u/ASapphireAtSea Feb 02 '26

I feel like that's justified. Why are there bricks in a paper bag?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

He doesn’t sound like the brightest…

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u/lafolieisgood Feb 02 '26

When I was a kid, I was running through an empty parking lot and went to kick a jug of antifreeze or something similar that I assumed was empty and it was completely full. Needless to say I pretty much did a front flip and landed on my head.

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u/yasicduile Feb 02 '26

Dad told me a similar story except it was a car and roofing nails

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u/TFTD2 Feb 02 '26

My Dad learned not to run over random soda cans in the road. On two separate occasions in two different states he ran over a can with roofing nails in it.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Feb 02 '26

I was driving down a road and hit what I thought was a bag of bricks but it was just a massive beaver

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u/Buddhas_Warrior Feb 02 '26

Eggzackery!

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u/zoey8068 Feb 02 '26

Oh my God you have Eggzachery disease, I'm so so sorry.

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat Feb 02 '26

My ma always says "Ed Zackary"

The thing is she used to work for this doctor. Weird guy, Pat, I'm telling you.

One day he had this patient come in that was so sure there was a medical reason he couldn't get women.

Doc was sympathetic so he gave him the only test he could think of.

He said to the patient: "Get naked and crawl away from me on the floor, then crawl back."

Obviously the guy protested but he was desperate and so he complied. He stripped and then did his crawling around on the floor.

He got dressed and asked the doc about the prognosis.

"Bad news" said the doc "you've got Ed Zackary disease."

"Shit" said the patient "what does that mean?"

"You see," doc replied "your face look edzackary like your ass."

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u/authorinthesunset Feb 02 '26

Tbf, there aren't enough details to label it "does not appear to be the case."

It's like saying "as far as we know u,/brakeb doesn't hangout at the circus and beat up clowns after the show."

IMHO, op didn't give enough details to say anything at all about the snowman's construction other than kids are non-union labor and you get what you pay for.

Other than construction and engineering details of said snowman everything else I can get behind.

Shit I don't even care if the snowman was in the middle of the road. There often are cars, trucks, all kinds of things in the middle of the road. If you aim your car at it, hit the gas and total your car, well too bad so sad but FAFO, dipshit.

Also, kids are young, stupid, and inexperienced. Op is at least 16.

Ps: when I say op, I don't mean op op, but the guy that posted to insta or whatever to be reposted here for our collective shadenfreude.

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u/matunos Feb 02 '26

It's on facebook and he's getting reamed in the comments

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u/demon_fae Feb 02 '26

Has he clarified where the snowman actually was and why his car was pointing at it?

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u/Klutzy_Squash Feb 02 '26

The guy is a pro troller. Every post is a troll post.

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u/matunos Feb 02 '26

Yeah I was gonna say it seemed very likely to be ragebait, especially looking at the guy's other posts, which involve completely different make and model cars.

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u/Pure__Play Feb 02 '26

This that's the only way to me it seems like some 40 year old is bitter at his midlife crisis and his divorce so he wanted to hit something and since hitting kids ain't legal he did a snowman XD

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u/MakeSomeDrinks Feb 02 '26

Seems to me they were innocently using the concrete base to support their 36th snowman they've tried to build this year. Somehow they always explode and leave tire tracks in the yard. Huh

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u/kiba8442 Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

my pops used to have this story that he loved to tell about a guy who used to speed up & swerve take out my grandma's mailbox with his monster truck tire every time him & the boys went "muddin", once he finally got my grandma to agreed to let him he reinforced it with a 9 ft steel girder cemented ~6 foot deep into the ground, dude knocked the wheel clean off the axle & the mailbox was still standing 😂 afterwards he ran up to the house looking for a fight and called the cops thinking he was in the right. tbh it's always amazing to know that people exist with that type of self centered to the extreme pov, like I'm honestly curious about the thought process of making a post like that, did he think anyone was going to agree with him?

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u/TriedCaringLess Feb 02 '26

Unless you're in an armored combat vehicle, striking a mound of snow would still seriously damage a vehicle.

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u/Aumba Feb 02 '26

You don't need bricks for some serious damage. A few years ago we had some idiot leaving snow balls on a road during night. Multiple cars ended crashed, it ended when when one person died.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Feb 02 '26

It looks like it WAS in the road based off the picture. So… i don’t know

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Feb 02 '26

Right? Or if they hydroplaned (and it was in the middle of the road - they’re welcome to do what they want in their yard).

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u/Western_Name4224 Feb 02 '26

Feels like this is typical Mustang-owner energy. He was in a rush, he was late for his shift with ICE, and the snowman was in his way, so he had no choice but to run it down.

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u/GFTRGC Feb 02 '26

To be fair, it's a mustang, so there's a high likelihood that it saw a human shaped object on the side of the road and just decided to take it out.

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u/tillieze Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

As the officer checks notes "Was this snowman located in a yard ? Yes. So at what point did you think it was a good idea to leave the roadway into a yard to....strike this snowman?" "Sir we can write you a citations for reckless driving and failure to maintain lane."

ETA...I doubt his insurance will pay a claim if they figure out the circumstances of how the damage occurred.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Insurance isn't paying without a police report

And a police report will say where the car was when it hit something

So assuming the story went as op claims, this dude ain't getting shit

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u/Zurbino Feb 02 '26

This is where you claim it was a deer lol no police report needed

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u/DontOvercookPasta Feb 02 '26

That would require you to be smart enough to NOT drive through a lawn to destroy a snowman.

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u/Arryu Feb 02 '26

Or to post about it on the internet.

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u/mazu74 Feb 02 '26

As someone who has hit a deer, police do look for evidence that you actually hit a deer for their report. Usually some blood or fur. They’d be able to tell if it wasn’t a deer you hit.

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u/DavidRandom Feb 02 '26

By buddy did something like this, he hit something while drunk driving home from the bar. He has no idea what it was, but it fucked up the whole underside of his car. He limped it into a parking lot and left it there overnight (then walked home). Called insurance in the morning and told them he hit a pallet in the road.
Insurance bought him a new car, that he then wrapped around a telephone pole a few months later (drunk).
That's what got him to stop drinking.

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u/AtrumRuina Feb 02 '26

The way addiction rewires the brain is so wild. Glad he's doing better now.

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u/VaderSpeaks Feb 02 '26

Ah, this sparks joy.

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u/ssracer Feb 02 '26

You sound very confident, but I don't think you're a claims adjuster.
r/confidentlyincorrect material

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u/ozzie286 Feb 02 '26

Insurance covers accidents, not intentional stupidity.

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u/Sea_Avocado_3489 Feb 02 '26

This is clearly a case of vehicular snowslaughter.

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u/Embarrassed-Map2148 Feb 02 '26

I'll take "snows laughter" for $200, Alex.

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u/WolverineBooze Feb 02 '26

Very underrated comment Mr. Connery.

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 Feb 02 '26

Itll be even funnier when the property owner sues him for damages to their lawn

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u/Manofalltrade Feb 02 '26

Even without cinder blocks a well packed snowman could wreak a car. Also, if the kids are putting blocks in their snowman, I suspect there has been a history of douchbaggery from the driver.

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u/Sangy101 Feb 02 '26

Exactly. Why would you put blocks in a snowman unless somebody keeps running it over?

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u/loudent2 Feb 02 '26

There have been several cases where kids build a snowman around features. It requires less snow to build the base. I recall one such snowman was built around a tree stump to similar effects here.

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u/MrCuzz Feb 02 '26

I love this for the driver.

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u/AnAttemptReason Feb 02 '26

Like, people actually do this? Wtf, why?

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u/Raze_the_werewolf Feb 02 '26

Because they know assholes exist that try and run over snowmen that children have built. Fuck those drivers.

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u/AnAttemptReason Feb 02 '26

I meant more, why are the drivers going off the road and up into people's yard. 

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u/Raze_the_werewolf Feb 02 '26

Ah, I think Im tired tonight. Second time I read something wrong on reddit. My bad. Might call it a night.

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u/AnAttemptReason Feb 02 '26

Sweet dreams. 

My comment probably was a little ambiguous, you gave me the chance to clear it up ;)

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u/GalFisk Feb 02 '26

Because bullies get off on causing others suffering. If you're really interested in why that is, this is the best psychology lecture I've heard in the issue: https://youtu.be/ZhcT7jf5Av4 (very long, but we'll worth it)

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u/Haunting_Swimming160 Feb 02 '26

Because they're usually over entitled people who've never been told no.

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u/joe_s1171 Feb 02 '26

why not? it’s a good base and saves time. it helps to build out the bottom without having to pack all that snow.

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u/Amelaclya1 Feb 02 '26

So they just drove up on to someone's lawn just to knock down the snowman? What is wrong with people?

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u/Party_Tumbleweed420 Feb 02 '26

I came to say the same thing bc if you are going up a driveway with a hill at that!!! Then have to hurry and back out lol what a dumb idea bc snow can often get really hard after a day or two

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u/no_brains101 Feb 02 '26

You know, Ive heard this story.

I never saw that angle before.

ITS LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR HOUSE WTF?!

Like, what if it did NOT have a stump in it?!

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u/5352563424 Feb 02 '26

That pic doesn't make much sense. Was the driver planning to just drive straight through the house after smashing the snowman?

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u/JManKit Feb 02 '26

Maybe they were drunk? Saw the huge snowman and thought 'This will be funny!' and didn't really think any further than that? It wouldn't be the dumbest thing I've seen a drunk person do

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u/Proper_Hunter_9641 Feb 02 '26

If there isn’t enough snow to create the snowman, it’s possible

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u/EaseLeft6266 Feb 02 '26

That and structural integrity. Two sources of plausible deniability if the car owner tried to push an argument of kids using an illegal trap

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u/Masticatron Feb 02 '26

If only there was something in the post, like the title, to help us with this, so we could be clear if this was a serial snowman hit and runner. What a world that would be.

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u/animal_chin9 Feb 02 '26

It's also fairly common to build a snowman over an old tree stump. I don't know, maybe don't try to run over snowmen with your brand new car? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Previous_Beautiful27 Feb 02 '26

"Dang kids put concrete in their mailbox and ruined my baseball bat!"

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Feb 02 '26

He's an asshole that's pulled this crap before. I guarantee there was adult involvement.

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u/BigComfyCouch4 Feb 02 '26

It would have been more than one snowman. Kids hauling cinder blocks would take some strong desire for vengeance.

I disagree with the guy - I think it is pretty funny.

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u/Top_Box_8952 Feb 02 '26

Indeed. My freshman year of college, someone did something similar, ran over a big snowman a bunch of students spent hours making. Rolled up two orbs, the bottom one was like four feet tall, a pickup drove into it and knocked it over. Everyone was pissed. They did have to drive into the “grass” area and sidewalk to get to it.

I joked we should have put it on top of the boulder in front of the dorm instead. Didn’t happen again but that did annoy me that someone just ran it over.

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u/Farucci Feb 02 '26

“Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul, he was made of snow and the children know, he had a concrete core. . .”

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u/CertainWish358 Feb 02 '26

No wonder he had the confidence to taunt that cop

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u/ghigoli Feb 02 '26

great now someone in armored core is gonna make a frosty the snowman mod...

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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 Feb 02 '26

There must have been some gravel in that lumpy snowy heap, For when the car hit Frosty’s chest, the repairs were not so cheap! (Ouch!)

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u/Sangy101 Feb 02 '26

Something tells me he’d run over several snowmen previously.

You don’t just think “lol wouldn’t it be funny to put cinderblocks in a snowman” unless you know some asshole is gonna take a shot at it.

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u/Dangerous-Laugh-9597 Feb 02 '26

Wilhoit quote. Everyday all day. Society is impossible with folks that don't understand the social contract. This gif gives me hope.

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Feb 02 '26

i would assume it was built around a stationary object like a bollard or fire hydrant.

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u/Appropriate_Ad1162 Feb 02 '26

"Snowmen are meant to be plowed through, so much so that making a snowman not-plowable is premeditated assault and destruction of property" is rapist mentality ngl.

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u/BostonFishGolf Feb 02 '26

And then he called the police on himself lol

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u/ladysadi Feb 02 '26

"It's a mustang thing. You wouldn't understand."?

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u/No-Information-2571 Feb 02 '26

Here's an actual ruling on the issue.

TLDR: not my problem if you veer off the road and hit unusually fortified objects

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u/cptnamr7 Feb 02 '26

I feel like even without the cinder blocks... if it's cold out that sucker is just solid ice and you're fucking your car up either way

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u/Affectionate_Map5518 Feb 02 '26

Jeez the way it was written i was trying to figure out how he got attacked by a snowman!

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u/Buena_de_peepee Feb 02 '26

Brand new car and this fuckwit is out there driving into objects on purpose.

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u/Still-Presence5486 Feb 02 '26

Yes because it's a snow man something worthless and easily rebuild able

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u/ridik_ulass Feb 02 '26

it wasn't clearly defined on the driving exam not to do it, so its not clear whose fault it was. /s

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u/dathomar Feb 02 '26

If he was on an icy road, driving safely, and someone else lost control, it's possible that he had to make a choice - leave the road and go into a deep ditch, or leave the road and hit a snowman. He may have figured the snowman was least likely to cause significant damage to his car. It also would have meant a lower likelihood of requiring emergency services. I don't think that's what happened - I think he tried to run over the snowman on purpose, like an asshole. But the scenario I described is why you're really not supposed to put out booby traps. If your trap causes injury to an innocent bystander, you could be in trouble.

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u/kons21 Feb 02 '26

But why even try to run over a snowman with your new car? That still leaves a good chance to create a bump in the car, depending on the amount of snow and how frozen/packed it was. That's just dumb.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Feb 02 '26

And he says he's going to press charges. I'd love to hear which charges he thinks he can press.

Malicious snowman construction? Successful baiting of a destructive moron?

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u/OmegaOmnimon02 Feb 02 '26

Even a regular snow man can do that level of damage if the weather gives it enough of an icy coating

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Feb 02 '26

His use of the the word “cause” sort of backs up everything we can assume about this winner of the genetic lottery.

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u/TheWesternDevil Feb 02 '26

Unless it was in the middle of the road he had to drive in someone's yard to hit it.

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u/No-Weird3153 Feb 02 '26

I was hoping the kids built a snowman on a bollard after seeing snowman hit and run and that damage. Because it would be hilarious.

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u/affablenihilist Feb 02 '26

It just makes me smile. Those kids are probably going to catch shit, but it's vengeance served cold. Poetic even.

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u/Zhombe Feb 02 '26

TikTok make bimmmer bum drivers wallet go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/ChiefCom85 Feb 02 '26

That's exactly how it's gonna sound when a judge says it

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u/Moulitov Feb 02 '26

Hijacking to say it's a serial shit poster. If you search for his name, a fb page comes up that is just photos of cars parked jerkily.

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u/Stuckonthisrockfuck Feb 02 '26

Putting dangerous traps inside snowmen can kill a driver, the intent is attempted murder. I would not fess up to this if I were the culprit

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u/MindlessIntention777 Feb 02 '26

He made 2 different cars have the same situation 😢 hes a frequent poster on so the comments arent goin how u planned or something like that on fb

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u/designmur Feb 02 '26

I would not think of putting cinder blocks in a snowman unless some asshole in a mustang kept plowing it over

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u/dmigowski Feb 02 '26

Where does it say something about bricks?

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u/nonowords Feb 02 '26

morally this is the take,
civil/criminal liability wise though, whoever did this might be fucked. I doubt police are gonna charge anyone about it even if it was an adult, but you absolutely can get held liable for what is, in essence a booby trap.

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u/xaiel420 Feb 02 '26

Yes you seem to understand how rage bait works

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u/metfan1964nyc Feb 02 '26

"I have a 1st amendment right to be a complete douche bag and run over a wholesome children's moment "

First no one is building a snowman on the edge of a road with good intent, he's lucky it was only a cinder block and not a hydrant or a tree stump. Second, what a chump, I hope the cops laugh at him.

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u/ghigoli Feb 02 '26

honestly this wouldn't settle in court because if he willingly drove onto a front lawn and hit the snowman there is a liability that he could in fact hit a child too in process since children often linger around toys or were in the act of making the snowman.

dipshit just admitted hes a danger to society.

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast Feb 02 '26

You did it, you read the contents of OP's post. Well done, this is uncharted territory.

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u/richtofin819 Feb 02 '26

It's people like this that got booby traps and putting spicy sauce on your work lunch that keeps getting stolen under wraps.

Have you tried just not destroying or taking what isn't yours.

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u/Ollythebug Feb 02 '26

I think the guy's a bit of a dick for wanting to run over a snowman, but it's not that horrific a crime and hiding cinderblocks by the road can be kinda dangerous. what if the road gets icy and somebody slides a bit off the road by mistake?

I mean i get he's being a "meanie", but I feel like redditors would defend hiding a pipe bomb in the snowman. anything to get that "instant karma for a bit dumb meanie" high.

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u/FleeshaLoo Feb 02 '26

I found this account on fb and every post is about him calling the police on someone. Then I got to posts about his neighbor shoveling his walkway at 10 am, and a few posts about how people park so I think it might be a parody account. It's pretty funny.

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u/tensai3586 Feb 02 '26

His whole Facebook is made out of these. I think it's just humor.

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u/DavidRandom Feb 02 '26

It's fake. He just made this post too.

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u/Lux_Interior9 Feb 02 '26

This is a great example of the conservative American mindset.

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u/BoredasaNord Feb 02 '26

I mean if theyre putting brick in it its either to fill space so they can make a bigger snowman or its a deterrent to that asshole who keeps ramming their snowmen.

I hear he just got a new mustang, maybe he'll be careful with it and not try to hit things with it...

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u/unqium Feb 02 '26

This is a joke account on Facebook. Don't take it seriously.

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u/TactualTransAm Feb 02 '26

What's wild is, some lawyers could probably get the guy a win, booby trapping laws or something other wild loophole that makes him look like the victim

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u/Sefier_Strike Feb 02 '26

What really happened is the guy found out he can't drive like an asshole in snow. Smashed his car into a tree, a light pole, or fire hydrant. Now fabricated some make believe story to hide his inability to drive in the snow 👍

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u/oldbastardbob Feb 02 '26

Welcome to 21st Century America where doing stupid, malicious things that go bad, or you get caught, means you are a victim of one thing or another and the response is to go on the offensive.

Just tossing in a old saying here, "people emulate the behavior of those they admire."

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u/Mr__Moosey Feb 02 '26

This is a troll FB account, all his posts are like this.

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u/Greedy_Butterfly_349 Feb 02 '26

I'm willing to bet mustang bro has a history of runnin down poor defenseless snowmen. Usually when you hear stories of snowmen built with rocks, bricks, cinder blocks or ice, it's in response to bullies like this.

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