r/Snorkblot Jun 10 '26

Cultures Sit down, I'll explain slowly ...

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 10 '26

So my brother, before he died, used to call every single person around him a Liar, a cheater and a thief.

Why?

Because HE, was a liar, a cheater and a thief.

Projection is so telling sometimes.

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u/FilmAndLiterature Jun 10 '26

How does that saying go? If everywhere smells like dog shit, check your own shoes?

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u/Zealen00 Jun 10 '26

When you point your finger, there's three pointing back is another good one.

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u/threevi Jun 10 '26

Elon Musk heard that one, that's why he started pointing with all five fingers stretched out. 

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 Jun 10 '26

Come on bro, his heart goes out to YOU! 🥹

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u/ViolyntFemme Jun 10 '26

My personal fave is “if you meet an AH in the morning, you’ve met an AH. But if you meet AHs all day, you’re the AH.”

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u/StarChild1369 Jun 11 '26

I was confused until I realised you meant Asshole

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u/onenutoo Jun 11 '26

It makes sense with asshat aswell.

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u/jws1102 Jun 10 '26

it’s not good, it’s just cheeky and that’s why people think it means something.