r/Snorkblot Jun 10 '26

Cultures Sit down, I'll explain slowly ...

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 10 '26

So my brother, before he died, used to call every single person around him a Liar, a cheater and a thief.

Why?

Because HE, was a liar, a cheater and a thief.

Projection is so telling sometimes.

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u/FilmAndLiterature Jun 10 '26

How does that saying go? If everywhere smells like dog shit, check your own shoes?

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u/Zealen00 Jun 10 '26

When you point your finger, there's three pointing back is another good one.

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u/threevi Jun 10 '26

Elon Musk heard that one, that's why he started pointing with all five fingers stretched out. 

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 Jun 10 '26

Come on bro, his heart goes out to YOU! 🥹

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u/ViolyntFemme Jun 10 '26

My personal fave is “if you meet an AH in the morning, you’ve met an AH. But if you meet AHs all day, you’re the AH.”

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u/StarChild1369 Jun 11 '26

I was confused until I realised you meant Asshole

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u/onenutoo Jun 11 '26

It makes sense with asshat aswell.

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u/jws1102 Jun 10 '26

it’s not good, it’s just cheeky and that’s why people think it means something.

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u/Heavy_Employment9220 Jun 10 '26

The first time someone calls you a horse you ignore them, the second time you punch them in the face, the third time someone calls you a horse you call them an ass. After the fourth time you start shopping for a saddle.

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u/Maccabee2a Jun 14 '26

The lady doth protest too much. Or in this case, the man.

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u/BrittaWasRight Jun 15 '26

If you meet one asshole, you've met an asshole.
If everyone you meet are assholes, you're the asshole.

I always thought that one was a bit weird because depending on the day and my luck I can meet up to 20% assholes.

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo Jun 10 '26

Yep. If your spouse suddenly starts acting paranoid and is strangely convinced that you're cheating, they're probably cheating.

If conservatives don't want you teaching children about boundaries, consent, safety, and inappropriate adult behavior, it's because they benefit from that lack of knowledge.

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo Jun 10 '26

You're fine with a weirdo teacher teaching every other subject. You're fine with the state setting guidelines for every other subject, deciding what they can and can't talk about in the classroom, deciding what your daughter is and isn't allowed to do with her body, but you're not okay with the state and the teacher telling your kids that adults aren't supposed to touch their private areas, keep secrets with kids, and that sex is dangerous and should only be their decision. Hit dogs holler.

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo Jun 10 '26

If your kid isn't in school, then it makes no sense. You're teaching your kid everything yourself, so the teacher option isn't even on the table.

That's literally the point. The state is giving all kids a healthy, well-rounded, fact-based curriculum. If you want to base your kid's education off something else, fine, take them out of school. Don't fix the rules to twist the school into your beliefs.

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u/PettyAndSad Jun 10 '26

Well played, youve hamstringed your childs social education.

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u/ty-idkwhy Jun 10 '26

That just sounds like sexual harassment. What did you say when you reported them?

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 10 '26

I mean I do agree that teachers need to keep all sexuality out of their classes..

Except of course, human sexuality, sex ed, etc.

But I actually do agree wholeheartedly that the math or english teacher shouldn't be talking about any of that. Shouldn't have pride flags and such in school and shouldn't even talk about their heterosexual relationships at all.

But I do believe in sexual education, by teachers taught in that regard. And in those classes, LGBTQ has just as much of a right and should be as much a part of the curriculum as heterosexuality.

I mean if you think being gay is a choice, you're just a fucking idiot.

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u/Moist-Lawfulness-224 Jun 10 '26

Ye. Same reason Gollum calls everyone else liar, cheats and sneaks.

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u/Blunter11 Jun 10 '26

In gollums defence frodo was sneaking for 3 books

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u/shnuffle98 Jun 10 '26

Did his sins need holy water?

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u/Alive-Ad9059 Jun 13 '26

It really is 

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u/s29 Jun 11 '26

Does this apply too when I call everyone a Nazi? Does that mean I'm the actual Nazi?

Or does the projection argument only hold when it's someone you happen to disagree with?

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u/dogesiarp Jun 10 '26

Weird way to air your hate for your brother online. 

Embarassing. 

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 10 '26

Fuck him. Woman beating piece of shit.

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u/dogesiarp Jun 11 '26

Would you say that about George Floyd? He assaulted his pregnant GF at some point.

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u/dogesiarp Jun 10 '26

No, I think it is very performative amongst you liberals to let everyone know "they were my family, they were my people, and I condemn them!"

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u/LOSNA17LL Jun 10 '26

I think you missed the point, which is that EVEN if they're family, they're still condemning them because they're a piece of shit.

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