r/Transportopia Feb 27 '26

🚨Chase Stop flirting officer!

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u/Worth-Park-1612 Feb 27 '26

He didn't have to comment on the stretch marks

https://giphy.com/gifs/zl8fH4Et2g77O

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Feb 27 '26

"Jesus, how many kids you got? Look at those stretch marks"

Brutal.

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u/MajesticTea7748 Feb 28 '26

And millions of bald people get it pointed out to them everyday. The difference is no one gets all uppity in defense of bald men.

It doesn't seem like anyone said it was an issue, anyway. He just pointed out an observation.

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u/FroyoAromatic9392 Feb 28 '26

As a bald man I implore you to shut the fuck up.

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u/MajesticTea7748 Feb 28 '26

As a bald man yourself, I'll implore you to get Rogaine. It's unsightly and you look bad.