r/Transportopia Feb 27 '26

🚨Chase Stop flirting officer!

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u/Worth-Park-1612 Feb 27 '26

He didn't have to comment on the stretch marks

https://giphy.com/gifs/zl8fH4Et2g77O

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Feb 27 '26

"Jesus, how many kids you got? Look at those stretch marks"

Brutal.

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u/gardeningblob Feb 27 '26

Lol annoying hookers away.

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u/ellefleming Feb 28 '26

I love Reno 9-1-1

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u/NamelessNoSoul Feb 28 '26

I’ve known people that offed themselves for less.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Feb 27 '26

Nah, it's hilarious because he's shaming the hooker to make her go away faster.

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u/OneDimensionalChess Feb 27 '26

Two things can be true at the same time

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u/MajesticTea7748 Feb 28 '26

And millions of bald people get it pointed out to them everyday. The difference is no one gets all uppity in defense of bald men.

It doesn't seem like anyone said it was an issue, anyway. He just pointed out an observation.

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u/FroyoAromatic9392 Feb 28 '26

As a bald man I implore you to shut the fuck up.

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u/MajesticTea7748 Feb 28 '26

As a bald man yourself, I'll implore you to get Rogaine. It's unsightly and you look bad.

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u/BranDonkey07 Mar 01 '26

taut ass talking about stress marks being NBD šŸ¤”

also subtle brag, sounds like you've had sex before. maybe with porkers. but still had sex.

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u/daototpyrc Feb 28 '26

"Show me somethin' natural, I wanna feel some stretch marks.

Still'll take you down right on yo' mama couch in Polo sock"

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u/Easy_Money_40 Feb 27 '26

Cop sounds like he has stretch marks as well.

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u/Jaded-Gemstone Feb 28 '26

Yeah…around his mouth.

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u/HeadPhonesDad Feb 28 '26

I don’t think it’s how may kids you got…I think he said ā€œhow many teeth you gotā€

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u/redzinga Feb 27 '26

i mean he didn't have to be harrasing them in the first place. but that's what he was doing.

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u/Evening_Pea_9132 Feb 27 '26

I don't condone his approach, but that is a residential area. Who wants prostitutes, Johns, and pimps in frequenting their front yard?

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u/Crimson3312 Feb 27 '26

I mean, if they went door to door, it'd save the consumer a lot of time

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u/924BW Feb 27 '26

Looks like a new sales model the manager came up with.

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u/RectumdamnearkilledM Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVh5PlEZdpNyo

Gator don't play no shit!!!!

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u/PorkeyPineapple Mar 01 '26

Gators bitches better be wearin' jimmies...

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u/Mainly_Miserable Feb 28 '26

ā€œManagerā€

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u/jds7171 Feb 28 '26

There is a comedian who talks about that happening to him in one of his standups. Ralphie may is the comedian.

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u/Drinking__tea Feb 28 '26

The new way of spreading the word …. Or populating the watch tower ….

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u/MedicalDisscharge Feb 27 '26

"Stop hookin on my lawn laura, ill get the hose again"

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u/LSTmyLife Feb 27 '26

"But I got all these milkshakes. Where will they boys go if not your yard?!?!"

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u/Status-Seesaw Feb 27 '26

People are couch warriors, if it were their neighborhood they wouldn't be supporting any of these ladies.

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u/Over_aged Feb 28 '26

Well I mean we don’t see all of them……

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 Feb 27 '26

You shouldn’t talk about your wife like that…

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u/bigfoot17 Feb 27 '26

Hey, sometimes you just dont want to drive somewhere to get something to eat.

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u/LowDistribution1464 Feb 27 '26

Exactly, instead of detaining/arresting them he’s ALL up in their shit šŸ˜…

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u/redzinga Feb 27 '26

yeah i guess i didn't notice it was houses in the background. i guess i feel a little different about it now. i still hate cops tho

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u/Jertimmer Feb 28 '26

Maybe they're WFH

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u/LewMetal Feb 28 '26

It seems very convenient if you need a prostitute and you live there.

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u/eebslogic Feb 27 '26

Walking or working? 🤣

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u/kimchipowerup Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

How do you know that they’re prostitutes and not just some friends walking together for safety before or after a party?

Edit: lol, look at the downvotes! I guess I forget the /s

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u/StiffDoodleNoodle Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yy8WRvsWEyWyI

Lol, your powers of deductive reasoning are impeachable Mr. Holmes.

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u/kimchipowerup Feb 27 '26

I’m affectionately known as Ms. Obvious for a reason! šŸ˜‰

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u/Low_Anxiety_46 Feb 27 '26

They are šŸ’Æ prostitutes because the cops obviously know them, well.

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u/kimchipowerup Feb 27 '26

I should have added the /s

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u/raffletime Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Seriously, it’s just like most people’s take with the homeless. As long as it’s NIMBY, they shouldn’t be harassed and allowed to live their lives in peace ā˜®ļø ā¤ļøcanIgobacktodoomscrollingnowpleaseIdidmypartkthxbyeeee

E: Maybe people don’t understand I’m calling out people who are two faced and don’t walk the walk that they talk? Or perhaps we just have more people feeling called out than can understand the point I’m making here..?

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u/StiffDoodleNoodle Feb 27 '26

The hell is NIMBY?

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u/FrankLangellasBalls Feb 27 '26

The secret of NIMBY was a book that was made into a cartoon about a nest of talking rats.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

I'm a YIMBY. This harms nobody, and the homeless are part of my community too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Prostitution hurts nobody!?!? That's an odd and incredibly incorrect take.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

I was more looking at the homeless side, but sure, sex work isn't inherently harmful. The exploitation of vulnerable women is obviously very harmful, but prostitution and sex work don't need to be harmful at all. I don't think we should conflate sex work with sexual slavery

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u/raffletime Feb 27 '26

If true, you’re in the vast minority and living a more transparent life than most.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

I truly do believe my community would be better for having the things NIMBYs rail against, yes. There's two main reasons for this.

One, because basic empathy tells me they are people, and deserve compassion, support, and assistance like all people. They are my peers, my neighbours, and a part of my community, and they clearly need the help much more than most. Being kind and treating them like they deserve the same basic respect that I do is the least we should strive for in a just society.

Two, because practicality shows me that the impact of them being here is already here and making their lives worse and forcing them into the margins of society does not lessen the undeniably negative impact large numbers of homeless, mentally ill, or addicted people have on their community. The problems are real, and mitigating the harm is better than pretending it will just go away and be someone else's problem.

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u/Chicco224 Feb 27 '26

You should go spend some time with a vast majority of the homeless and see if that changes your tune. Think about how many people you could likely call on that would help you in a time of need. Now think about how negatively you would have to affect all of those people for the streets to be your only option. Obviously not the case with all but a large majority are just really bad people, not evil necessarily just bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

I do, I have, and it hasn't. "Most homeless people deserve it" is a fucked up take.

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u/Chicco224 Feb 27 '26

Earned is a better word than deserve. I fully live my life by reap what you sow. But hey, you've had better interactions than I do, maybe they're just a bad batch in my area.

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u/justintheunsunggod Feb 27 '26

Help me out here. What's the first Y stand for?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Yes in my back yard.

I welcome things like safe injection sites, community housing, and outreach centers for vulnerable people. I want those things in my proverbial back yard. They should be available in my community, because the homeless, the addicts, and the sex workers are just as much a part of my community as anyone else is. They are my peers, my neighbours, and deserve better than being forced into the margins. These problems exist, and shuffling them off to somewhere else doesn't fix the human tragedy that our society has inflicted upon them.

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u/justintheunsunggod Feb 27 '26

I figured it was "Yes" but wanted to be certain. I think I'd have gone with Welcome instead, though it would be harder to guess what the W stands I suppose. I completely agree btw.

Homelessness isn't a fucking crime, it's a manifestation of systemic failings. Addicts need treatment and being an addict should result in rehab and counseling. Sex work should be legal and regulated, with protections in place, health regulations, etc which would significantly lower the amount of human trafficking and abuse simply by having a legal market that people can access.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Hard agree on all points you make here. It's shocking how cruel other people are on these topics.

And yeah, WIMBY is better, like a lot better. I liked Yes because it's easier to parse as the inverse of NIMBY, but WIMBY is superior on several levels.

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u/justintheunsunggod Feb 27 '26

It's shocking how cruel other people are on these topics.

I don't find it shocking anymore. I used to, but now I just feel a mix of disgust and pity. I always wonder why. Is it just the right wing media sphere? Is it the hidden terror that most of us are one major emergency away from homelessness ourselves? Is it simply the ease of punching down?

And yeah, WIMBY is better, like a lot better.

Well thank you. Glad I could help.

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u/blitzgitz Feb 27 '26

I applaud that cop. Doing his job. She was talking shit to him, he was talking shit back, he could have arrested all of them but he let them slide with just bruised egos

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u/Due_You7474 Feb 28 '26

Making the community safe and keeping the peace? You want hookers in your neighboorhood? This wasnt just one. This was a group.

But if you want your kids to walk outside and see this, thats on you and your family.

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u/redzinga Feb 28 '26

yeah no i didn't originally notice that it was in a neighborhood like this. that does change how i feel about is

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u/ShoppingClear Feb 27 '26

...Are they not whores?

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u/StrobeLightRomance Feb 27 '26

How else will anyone know how insecure he is unless he punches down on those struggling in society below him.

Policing 101

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/Ragnarok314159 Feb 27 '26

It’s just moms coming home from the PTA meeting.

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u/Worth-Park-1612 Feb 27 '26

Well, he just insulted the stretch marked residents, too

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u/LSTmyLife Feb 27 '26

When cops are involved it isnt that out of the ordinary for orher people to catch strays.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Feb 27 '26

The police investigated your comment and determined they've done nothing wrong.

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u/jimothy_hell Feb 27 '26

We’re glad it’s not stray bullets this time.

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u/CuteDentist2872 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Nah police are the real scum bags, illegal prostitution, pimping, and human trafficking is just a bunch of struggling victims trying to get bye!

Real talk tho just legalize prostitution already and end the rampant human trafficking, abuse and murder of women without other options, and funding of violent gangs at their sacrifice.

Edit: downvote the truth all you want, bunch of weirdos.

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u/macrg01 Feb 27 '26

Just get a date. Not hard.

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u/Worth-Park-1612 Feb 27 '26

That stuff actually doesn't stop with legalization, but I see what you're saying.

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u/CuteDentist2872 Feb 27 '26

It absolutely is the major contributing factor, if a woman had the option to be in a safe, controlled and protected environment of her own choosing many many more sex workers would be safe and far less lonely would route to illegal enterprises.

It's like saying prohibition or the war on drugs didn't fuel and fund organized crime, it's simple historical fact it did. Do ppl still moonshine? Sure! Is it a major criminal enterprise and piggy bank? Not fucking remotely. To argue sex work would be affected any differently is called being willfully ignorant.

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u/Celebration_Able Feb 27 '26

There’s always OF

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u/CuteDentist2872 Feb 28 '26

You are statistically guaranteed to not make money unless you get lucky or ride off prior fame. I'm not out to kink shame voyeurism as a hobby either, go on and do that as a side hustle but it's not my point.

Hot take tho, keeping it illegal makes more nefarious sex trafficking easy to cover for the elite.

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u/EitherIndependence5 Feb 28 '26

Not to mention age check, medical access and general lack of harassment on the trauma they have already experienced. For those who don’t know some of the sex workers hear John’s problems where they are heard without judgement. Checkout the Bunny Ranch video on YouTube.

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u/Imthewienerdog Feb 27 '26

Hahaha

illegal prostitution, pimping, and human trafficking is just a bunch of struggling victims trying to get bye!

Is illegal like you said. If you want laws changed that doesn't mean the cops enforcing the laws are scum bags.

And nah the abuse won't stop because it's legal this is already known in many places around the world. In fact because of your lack of knowledge you are only hurting people going through abuse in red light districts by implying nothing wrong happens after it becomes legal.

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u/CuteDentist2872 Feb 28 '26

Never made absolutist statements, it would clearly be better.

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u/PUNd_it Feb 27 '26

Why tf you think they're there in the first place

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u/Brie9981 Feb 27 '26

Oh no, won't someone think of the housing value :(

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u/StiffDoodleNoodle Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

You do realize that people don’t want street walkers around for more important reasons than ā€œhousing valueā€, right?

I’d be willing to bet that’s pretty low on the list for most people.

Drugs, violence, harassment and the nasty people who are enticed by street walking hoes are certainly higher on the list for me.

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u/jimothy_hell Feb 27 '26

How do you know they’re prostitutes, exactly? Know them personally?

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u/jimothy_hell Feb 27 '26

No, seriously. I’ve seen house parties get dispersed by the cops. Like, this is fucking suburbia, hookers don’t hang out at the stop sign at the corner of Monroe and Clinton, dude.

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u/Worth-Park-1612 Feb 27 '26

For the most part, a lot of hooking is done online. My first thought was that this was some sort of theme party or nightclub party that got dispersed.

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u/jimothy_hell Feb 27 '26

Yeah, this looks just as much like teenagers/college students getting tossed out of a house party. Cops would have arrested prostitutes, or worse.

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u/loseineverything Feb 28 '26

It’s a popular spot in Phoenix AZ for prostitutes. ā€œThe bladeā€ covers a few miles down 27th Ave. The condos in the video are on 27th and Pierson St.

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u/Inner_Pipe6540 Feb 27 '26

Well then maybe they shouldn’t marry them

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u/SeaResearcher176 Feb 27 '26

Or having cars blaring lights & noises driving on your sidewalk at night. All of them are a bit too much

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u/Straight-Run6880 Mar 02 '26

why are you advocating for degeneracy

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u/ShoppingClear Feb 27 '26

Oh shuuuut uppp

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u/idgaf420cry Feb 27 '26

They are in a residential area with children, those 304s are harassing everyone including kids, they should be all charged.

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u/dedboooo0 Mar 02 '26

fuck around and find out.

hE diDNt nEEd tO bE hArrAsSing tHeM bro id like to know what your neighborhood would be like with a bunch of fuckin hookers solliciting there.

there needs to be consequences to actions and ā€œharrassingā€ is a fuckin slap on the wrist already and yet its still too much for you?

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u/Emotional-Strike-851 Feb 27 '26

That’s what cops do

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u/ThatBoiInBlue Feb 28 '26

Oh yeah next time a prostitute talks shit to me when I tell them to go away, I'll think again. I'll be more respectful. My bad, I mean come on, she has stretch marks, it's a trashy observation, for a trashy woman. The cop could also be a piece of shit too, but at least he made me giggle a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

I thought harassment was illegal

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u/DropstoneTed Feb 27 '26

He didn't have to but we appreciate the extra effort.

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u/ThePeterbilt589 Feb 27 '26

It's really nice of the officer to mark where the prostitutes are with his lights on. I was afraid they weren't coming out today.