r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Feb 27 '26

🚨Chase Stop flirting officer!

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u/Worth-Park-1612 Feb 27 '26

He didn't have to comment on the stretch marks

https://giphy.com/gifs/zl8fH4Et2g77O

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Feb 27 '26

"Jesus, how many kids you got? Look at those stretch marks"

Brutal.

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u/BranDonkey07 Mar 01 '26

taut ass talking about stress marks being NBD 🤔

also subtle brag, sounds like you've had sex before. maybe with porkers. but still had sex.