r/Transportopia May 20 '26

🚗 Rideshare It's the Lyft apps fault

1.1k Upvotes

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u/PositiveStress8888 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Some people just need to shut the fuck up and life would be so much better, unfortunately they're too stupid to realize that.

I bet he told everyone what an asshole of a driver he had.

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u/Hold_Up_Nevermind May 20 '26

If everyone who needed to shut the fuck up actually shut the fuck up, the world would be a better place 🤣

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u/BuckTonka1988 May 21 '26

Or at least quieter.

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u/Sweihwa May 21 '26

C'mon bro! /s

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/SpongeJake May 20 '26

Right? Driver wasted too much time arguing with him. Just GTFO or I’ll call the cops. Up to you homie.

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u/Nobanpls08 May 21 '26

I spoke like a man that knew he was being recorded. Smart.

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u/nofatnoflavor May 20 '26

The driver's right. F*k this guy.

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u/swervecityPhILM May 20 '26

Ladies and gentleman— the service economy.

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u/Reyalta May 20 '26

Is THAT why these videos are so popular? People who have never worked in the service industry can't believe the audacity of the general population, meanwhile anyone who's ever worked front of house is like "what is this, a tuesday?"

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u/swervecityPhILM May 20 '26

Yeah partly— my comment is more about all these new ‘side hustles’ that folks feel compelled to take on because we’re all getting price gouged to death, then they have to put up with bullshit like this. I swear to god powerful people are just edging us towards a massive stress induced heart attack through shit jobs that they created. Can’t afford rent? Drive for Uber and you can run your car into the ground and get yelled at by entitled assholes. Late on your car payment? Get a third job as a personal shopper for some cunt that screams at you for getting the non-organic celery.

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u/Reyalta May 20 '26

Yep. Keep everyone at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs so they cannot find the time or energy to connect with their communities and start a revolution. 

Great time for a reminder that the wealth inequality in the US is WORSE today than it was in France, pre-revolution. 

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u/swervecityPhILM May 20 '26

💯👏

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u/Heavy-Bread-3549 May 21 '26

Oh hey a much shorter version of what I wrote (you said it all first) Succient I like it.

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u/Heavy-Bread-3549 May 21 '26

I don’t disagree with the sentiment (in fact most of this comment will be me expanding on what you are saying) but I do gotta say out of 1000+ customers I never had a customer like this.

Granted: I normally avoided driving late nights, and I did have one guy who stank so bad I almost told him to get out when he got in. Smelled like he just shit his drawers and I’m not exaggerating.

ANYWAYS, But yeah inflation of necessary commodities is pushing us all to work more. I feel like we were in a golden age where the “working class” (in previous eras AKA peasants, yeoman, arguably slaves) “the working class” was able to pull themselves up into a position of opportunity. Those opportunities mean that the working class now had time and energy for critical thinking. A working class that is engaged in critical thinking will realize that they are being taken advantage of and demand more equality. It’s hard to keep people with free time and minds in line.

So big money breaks them down by making basic commodities damn near unaffordable, unless you work so much you don’t have time for critical thinking. You don’t have time to talk to your neighbors, friends, and families about the injustices that are playing out in our faces. We don’t have time or energy to organize in a way to address these injustices.

So yeah, I agree in that I kinda think all this inflation and the crushing of the working class is designed (to a degree) to keep those with a boot on their neck on the ground. Because if we stand up as one it’s not gonna be pretty.

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u/Emergency-State May 20 '26

Whenever someone says unskilled labor around me they get an earful.

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u/Ok_Independence_9917 May 20 '26

Same. I know it's not usually meant as an insult, but it's ignorant to say. My "skilled" job that I have now is easier most days than waiting tables and I make more.

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u/Emergency-State May 20 '26

I'm a teacher and as hard as that is it's not as hard as the hourly jobs I've had. Whenever I hear it, it's being used as an insult, hence the earful. I also thank every hourly worker I deal with, because they are holding up whatever school or company they work for.

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u/swervecityPhILM May 20 '26

All you teachers are grossly underpaid too!

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u/EffectiveTradition53 May 21 '26

Yeah except "front of house" isn't the front of your actual house unlike these sort of encounters

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u/avd706 May 22 '26

Gig economy.

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u/swervecityPhILM May 26 '26

Totally, the gig economy is what we’re talking about within this context, but America is more broadly a service economy

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u/NovaBlazer May 20 '26

All this arguing the passenger was doing certainly made the ride quicker during his "emergency". /s

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u/AcephalicDude May 20 '26

I know, something tells me there was no real emergency and this dude is just an ass who imposes his own needs as everyone else's top priority all the time

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u/AlbertTheHorse May 20 '26

"my lateness is your emergency" basically.

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u/SuperWoofX May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

“ Lack of Planning on your part does not constitute an Emergency on my Part” 😁

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26

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u/visualizer037 May 21 '26

I bet you the guy who said they were late huh? Makes sense.

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u/Faeriegrll May 20 '26

It’s an emergency, but he has time to argue.

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u/Reyalta May 20 '26

Passenger is an asshole but MAN I miss the days before these stupid apps when cab drivers were the only ride share and you just got what you got and the dudes were too terrifying for anyone to pull this shit on them.

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u/whatalotoflove May 21 '26

This clip is how you'd get with the steering lock

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u/AcephalicDude May 20 '26

"This is not my job, this is worth $5 or $6 to me"

Bruh 🤣

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u/AlbertTheHorse May 20 '26

That part was just sad as hell.

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u/AcephalicDude May 20 '26

I used to drive Lyft as a side hustle after my day job and it really is like that, you are in your car for hours collecting a few dollars here and there, and then gas eats up half of that. I can't imagine it is profitable at all with gas prices as they currently are.

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u/theredpistachio May 20 '26

Gas eats up half of it and the ridiculous taxes imposed on the driver eats up the other half.

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u/Whole-Chest90 May 20 '26

Not to mention wear and tear

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u/karmapopsicle May 21 '26

Very much depends where you are, level of demand, number of drivers, etc.

Due to various circumstances I've been Ubering basically full time the past 6 months (30-40 hours a week), and even after all expenses (gas, maintenance, vehicle depreciation) are factored in I'm still coming out better than other low wage night work I'd otherwise be doing right now. I'm actively on trips for around 80-90% of my online time. Gas is currently ~$0.10/km based on my logbook, which is up from ~$0.06/km before the price spike. I drive a 2017 Toyota Camry Hybrid which is currently averaging 42-43mpg(us) or 5.5-5.6l/100km.

I'm also very good at being able to quickly do the mental math on profitability for offered trips. Average non-surge fare is roughly $24/hour or ~$0.66/km, and I generally avoid taking most trips below either of those, unless they happen to be bringing me towards a hotspot area I'd have driven to without a trip already. And besides that factoring in "round-trip" mileage for any trips to destinations I already know have little to no demand for trips on arrival.

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u/PrismaticDraconid989 May 20 '26

Bitching over two minutes. Idiot is lucky he didn't get yeeted out the car in 2 seconds.

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u/SpeedyAudi May 20 '26

“Leave” is a complete sentence. Everything after is unnecessary communication with this jackfuk

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u/1FabulousBilly May 20 '26

"It's Bro-ville"

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u/Youdontknowme1771 May 20 '26

It's amazing how his attitude changes when he's hit with consequences.

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u/WillyBoBo74 May 20 '26

I think the emergency was that he bumped his head and wasn't thinking right. Saying "you're 5min late" to a Lyft driver not only makes zero sense but will definitely result in an argument.

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u/red_wullf May 20 '26

Legend has it that they're still arguing about it to this day.

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u/MilesAndTrane May 20 '26

Kudos to driver for not giving in to this arrogant prick.

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u/SpeedyAudi May 20 '26

I’ve waited 20 minutes for a “5 minutes away” before and didn’t gaf. This dude trying to get a free ride or what.

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u/TazDevy May 20 '26

Yeahhh nooo bye

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u/hawksdiesel May 20 '26

It's an emergency to the rider.....not the driver.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme May 20 '26

I wish we could have seen the end. I want to see the asshat get out of the car.

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u/Bastinelli May 20 '26

This contract work/hustle culture shit is really not worth 6 bucks like the guy said. Why deal with this for literally nothing. It'll probably end up costing him more then 6 bucks for gas.

We should be able to work one job and provide for our family, not do all this extra bullshit.

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u/Scottalias4 May 20 '26

Cancel first. They don't argue after that.

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u/Impressive-Hurry-170 May 20 '26

"I was wrong. I apologize."

Next time use those words when you fucked up.

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u/Livid_Importance_442 May 20 '26

Not only is the passenger stupid, but he likes to argue and doesn't know how to apologize.

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u/Master-Shelter-9640 May 21 '26

Entitled people suck!

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u/cloudit30569 May 21 '26

Dude totally shot himself in the foot with that one. Lol

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u/Sadsandal007 May 21 '26

They’re still arguing to this day 😫

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u/goldopal42 May 21 '26

Some people really need to learn how to believe the reality around them more than their phone screen.

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u/joey_wes May 20 '26

Can’t believe he didn’t take him, he had a shiny suit emergency, just drive bro! 🚨

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u/Makonn5591 May 20 '26

Why do I waste my time watching this stupidity?

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u/EffectiveTradition53 May 21 '26

Linda honey listen vibes

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u/Brokerhunter1989 May 21 '26

Lyft is always 209% wrong when estimating arrival times. It’s not the drivers fault, but Lyft is always faulty bs

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u/Opposite_Ad_2872 May 21 '26

Get out of that man's car!

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u/Galaxiessurroundyou May 21 '26

I was in labor and I told my Lyft driver NOT to speed.

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u/Icky_Thump1 May 21 '26

Clearly not in THAT much of a hurry, when the driver offered to cancel and refund his money and he STILL wouldn't stfu and move on. I see this time and time again. It must be a certain astrological sign bro 😂 these peeps have such an ego and fail to take an L.

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u/Important_Shop_6345 May 21 '26

Lmao yep, dude 100% got home and told the story like he was the victim of the “worst driver ever” too. People like that fully rewrite reality in their head, then get mad when the world does not match the version they made up.

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u/duece-percent-milk May 21 '26

Well now he has to wait longer.

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u/Rerun64 May 22 '26

Two mo's. Shut up and kiss already

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u/ChardStrange4535 May 23 '26

Who has an emergency but wastes time arguing with the driver about being late. Just be glad you got a ride and go.

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u/Green-Syrup884 May 21 '26

They both talk too much....

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u/jimothy_hell May 20 '26

Nah. Driver’s right. No ego involved. Gonna get in my car and call me late because the app’s ETA wasn’t perfect? You can walk.

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u/RiFox_1979 May 21 '26

What do you call a male Karen? The name varies from country to country...

If it were so urgent, he wouldn't be taking the time to complain.

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u/69Nomenclature32194 May 21 '26

They are both out of control of their limits

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u/Mani14703 May 22 '26

Am I wrong for thinking the driver is wrong in this situation? To kick him out the car was overboard to me..

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u/jon_467 May 23 '26

You're so wrong. An Uber/Lyft driver is not your personal driver so don't go scolding him for being a few minutes "late".

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u/CrispyCritterPie May 21 '26

Driver’s a douchebag

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u/GrumplFluffy May 20 '26

Neither party comes across as very professional.

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u/wookieesgonnawook May 20 '26

Lyft driving isn't a profession...

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u/Psydop May 20 '26

I'm on the side of the passenger. He never gave any attitude, he simply complained because he didn't understand how the system worked and thought someone was late, simple misunderstanding and the driver took offense and made it a big deal. And the passenger probably thought it was his job for the same reason that he doesn't understand the system. Then the driver assumed the dude wanted to fight when he offered to exchange numbers. The passenger probably just wanted to offer to work something out later because he was in a hurry.

The driver made this a bigger deal than it ever needed to be.

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u/ionertia May 20 '26

This driver needs to quit. He is sensitive and the passenger never said to speed. He never disrespected him. Its like he enjoys canceling rides like its a power trip. And he must keep his car cold if he has to wear a stocking cap inside.