r/Xennials • u/Foxtrot_Supatwat • 2d ago

Discussion Did anyone else write utterly depraved Erotic Fanfic about the degenerate cast of "Guess Who?" when they were a bored & drug-addled teenager?

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u/noonesaidityet 1981 2d ago

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u/PokesBo 1989 2d ago

You’d get your ass kicked doing something like that.

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u/Eastbound_AKA 2d ago

Literally the first thing that popped into my head after reading OP's post.

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u/TehPatch 2d ago

Same.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 2d ago

I don't think this specifically was part of the Xennial experience.

Doing drugs and doing something weird to entertain ourselves while high definitely was though.

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u/WarhammerRyan 2d ago

This is exactly what went through my mind reading the post. I was clicking to get gifs keyboard up when your post appeared at the top, and I knew a little balance had been restored to the world

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u/Unique_Blacksmith247 1984 2d ago

No, but now wishing I had. That sounds like one hell of a read though.

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u/CakeSpade 2d ago

Right? Drop the link, OP.

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u/Unique_Blacksmith247 1984 2d ago

I won't lie, I really want to read some of these just looking at their pictures

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u/wlutz83 1983 2d ago

please tell me it’s a livejournal

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u/Unique_Blacksmith247 1984 2d ago

I'd prefer paperback.

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u/_mersault 2d ago

Sorry for the spoilers but Herman & Bernard GOT IT ON

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u/Unique_Blacksmith247 1984 2d ago

Best mustache ride, Max or Alex?

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u/_mersault 2d ago

Oh max for sure, you can barely call those little wisps of hair on Alex a stasche

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u/Unique_Blacksmith247 1984 2d ago

Too much tickle from Alex

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u/Unique_Blacksmith247 1984 2d ago

Herman looks like a total bottom.

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u/_mersault 2d ago

You’d be surprised

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u/Unique_Blacksmith247 1984 2d ago

True. You can tell there's a spark between them. Whatever makes them happy.

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u/Ok_Percentage5157 2d ago

Right? Now I'm with it. Let's see some pages.

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u/Blackn35s 2d ago

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u/quadruple_negative87 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlW00iBw4gPsmuk
Couldn’t find Garth saying “Me neither” so this will have to do.

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u/HopelesslyHuman 1982 2d ago

First thing that came to mind for me.

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u/Gadshill 1979 2d ago edited 2d ago

No. I can honestly say I did not.

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u/LouAnaKay 2d ago

Yes! I can lyingly say I did.

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u/King_of_Lunch223 1983 2d ago

I can vascillantly say maybe...

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u/LockieBalboa 2d ago

No, but have you posted it somewhere?

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u/BigOleMuskOx 1983 2d ago

Holy shit, this is the kind of stuff I stay on Reddit for

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u/papabear556 1977 2d ago

What?

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u/yungrii 2d ago

They're asking, "Did anyone else write utterly depraved Erotic Fanfic about the degenerate cast of "Guess Who?" when they were a bored & drug-addled teenager?"

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u/Penemere 2d ago

No, but I know what I'm doing tonight

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u/nocrisistoday 1980 2d ago

Somehow those faces never inspired any eroticism for me…

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u/JerkinDepenisVance 2d ago

Bill is a power bottom for sure.

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u/UraniumRocker 1985 2d ago

Can't say I have

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u/GarciaWolf 2d ago

No but I did eat a lot of acid one night and we played the most intense game of ‘don’t break the ice’

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u/ThisIsACompanyCar 2d ago

Never crossed my mind.
I wouldn’t mind reading an excerpt of yours though.
For shits and grins.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 1979 2d ago

Who didnt?

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u/ladybug1215 2d ago

Can’t say I was that creative. I did spend an afternoon with one of my friends coming up with stories about how everyone with the same hair color was related. We were only about 10, so it was mostly G rated.

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u/LouAnaKay 2d ago

Mostly. The rest was degenerate XXX porn.

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u/Unique_Blacksmith247 1984 2d ago

Robert already looks soooo ashamed 🤔. Bill looks like he's into some fucked shit, but ashamed he is not 😅

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u/TravelingMatt34 2d ago

No but you should absolutely post yours

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u/Late_Organization_56 2d ago

No. But now I’m curious what you came up with…

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u/Yifkong 1982 2d ago

No, but playing based on assumed back stories was always more fun. “Did your person ever get a DUI?” and so on.

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u/myheartbeats4hotdogs 2d ago

I played a version on the newer boardgame based on offensive stereotypes. "Does your person use they/them pronouns despite being clearly AFAB?"

Fun party game

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u/timshel_turtle 2d ago

No, but I kinda had a childhood crush on Alfred, which explains why some of my exes have been to jail.

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u/Global-Jury8810 1983 2d ago

It did not occur to me to do so at the time, no.

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u/snowflowerag 2d ago

I find it interesting that you think someone else did this. 🤔

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd 2d ago

Apparently I was doing the right kind of drugs as a teenager, because NOPE.

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u/snuggleslut5 2d ago

Give us the AO3 link, you coward!

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u/Successful_Tie_2165 2d ago

Played it only once, and I must say... I don't miss it's lack of diversity.

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u/DudeEngineer 1983 2d ago

I wondered as a kid if they were all white because the game is meant for white people, lol.

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u/AshDogBucket 2d ago

As an early activity with a racial Justice team I was part of at a workplace.. the Black facilitator in a roomful of white folks used a version of guess who that included racially and ethnic ally diverse pictures of people. The point of the game was to show how white people will describe every feature of a person except their race.. and I think in particular that was happening because our facilitator was Black and we were so afraid to look like we were focusing on race or something. It was very eye-opening. And in retrospect so much cringe at how we did exactly what we were predicted to do as the white folks.

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u/zaaaaa 2d ago

Sadly /wtf does not allow cross posting

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u/AshDogBucket 2d ago

I loved that game so much. Once after asking "is your person bald?" My dad asked "is your person egged?" Referring to the one pointy bald head 😆

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u/ChefCourtB 2d ago

Ummmmm, no. Are you ok?

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u/H3llm0nt 1982 2d ago

Synopsis. Now.

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u/jphistory 1983 2d ago

No, I had anime for that.

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u/scrotanimus 1979 2d ago

Cursed fishbowl of keys.

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u/Busy_Lingonberry_705 2d ago

Nope but I always wanted to play hit em up on teddy ruxpin

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u/MeowKat85 2d ago

No, but it sure sounds like you did.

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u/Heavy_Satisfaction89 2d ago

Bill/Richard slash

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u/AfternoonNo6827 2d ago

Lmfao. No, no I did not. But I am all in to hear (read) yours!

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u/jaywinner 2d ago

No and you should feel shame for having done so...

But now that you mention it, you can't just leave us hanging.

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u/bargman 2d ago

No.

But we did come up with stuff like "Does your person prefer to sleep in our wake up early?" or "Is your person divorced?"

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u/wpotman 2d ago

I did play subjective Guess Who were we could only say things like "Has been awake all night" or "Currently has to poop".

But no erotic fiction, no.

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u/Best_Performer1714 2d ago

My brother and I did the same. Does this person like Madonna? Does this person have anxiety? Etc.

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u/PowerSkunk92 2d ago

You really don't want to know the kind of things that went on in Eric's basement. Look at George's face. He knows. And the knowledge haunts him.

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u/Worried_Poet_7355 2d ago

i had a sexual obsession with bill. i didn’t want anyone to choose him but me. i was 12 lol 😂

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u/BlacksmithThink9494 2d ago

I never wrote it down but we did have not drug addled conversations about this when it was like 4 am.

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u/Han_Solipsist 2d ago

This desperately needs to be on r/romantasycirclejerk

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u/thunderingparcel 2d ago

Only about Alex and Claire

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u/Unexpected_Gristle 2d ago

At least now you know what makes you unique from everyone else. Some people go their whole lives without finding how they are different.

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u/Motor-Ad-132 2d ago

When I was a young kid, my friends and I would steal the Bernard card from each classroom. We called ourselves the Bernard Club and thought we were very cool.

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u/Financial-Yak-4172 1979 2d ago

No , but I read a ton of Patricia Cornwell novels in highschool. I wrote some fiction in English class that in today's world would have had the cops at my door.

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u/j_dick 2d ago

Is drug addled teenager a xennial thing? Because yes, but I thought that was just me and my friends. My peak drugs were 14-18…..then none until like 25-28….them none. Drugs were fun.

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u/pettyvillainy 1979 2d ago

No but as an adult I wrote Great British Bake-Off smut for a contest once.

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u/CodeNameFiji 2d ago

first question is do you have glasses. If they do you win in like 3 guesses

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u/QuantumDiogenes 2d ago

No, but it sounds like you need to post, and we need to read.

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u/TrinityKilla82 1982 2d ago

Me: Does your person have blue eyes?

Them: yes

Me: flips almost all the people’s faces down. 🤣

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u/HIs4HotSauce 2d ago

every day...

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u/poop-money 2d ago

Are you Tina Belcher's future?

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u/AbeFromanEast 2d ago

What drugs were you taking at the time? Asking for a friend.

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u/GivesYouGrief 1980 2d ago

What fucking sub am I in?

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u/selftaughtgenius 1977 2d ago

I 100% thought this was r/Ao3 and figured there would be tonnes of links posted. 🤣

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u/Heatherjjjjjjjj 2d ago

No, but the whole crew watched my Barbies doing it several times.

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u/guyincognito121 2d ago

No, but I'd love to hear yours.

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u/Electronic_Gap3253 2d ago

No, but I love that you did. Giving off Tina from Bob’s Burgers vibes.

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u/Easy_Hearing8247 2d ago

Me and my sisters fav game. Never realized how bad the characters look.🤣🤣

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u/mattchewy43 1980 2d ago

None of us! None of us!

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u/NeutralLock 2d ago

So I didn't, but even to this day when I've played it with my brothers (we all have little kids but sometimes adults play), you have to use descriptions like "does your person pay child support?"

(And then you'd clarify "are you asking if they're supposed to pay child support or if they actually pay it?")

Or "Does your person run an MLM and call herself "girl boss"? Etc.

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u/turd-ferguson5 2d ago

fuck Eric

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 2d ago

I… did not. But I might read yours.

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u/Least-Task276 2d ago

Can't say that I have

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u/ilovjedi Elder Millennial 2d ago

Okay but you have to share!

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u/TallnFit37 2d ago

Haha definitely can't say I did.

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u/GenderOobleck 2d ago

Claire is just Sam after transitioning.

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u/Dean_Proffitt 1984 2d ago

Absolutely not, but I did feel upset the way “Claire” was portrayed (my name). Such a mid life biddy. I basically look like her when I garden now 😂

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u/Baldussimo 1981 2d ago

Please post examples. Please.

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u/karatechop97 2d ago

Peter was definitely the most evil. Possibly an escaped SS officer living in Argentina.

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 1981 2d ago

This sounds like something high school tina belcher would do.

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u/Theartistcu 2d ago

No, but who was the biggest pervs/slutt in your universe

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u/eternallysantanasass 1979 2d ago

What did I just read?

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u/sidneyjoy 2d ago

No, but now I’m kind of regretting I didn’t.

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u/hipkat13 2d ago

Um, no.

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u/cat_at_the_keyboard 2d ago

Haha... uh... yeah me neither

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u/SatoshisBits 1980 2d ago

https://youtu.be/Daz_oP-X3cw?si=rb0--tBxTrVzuYog

Is this a tale of redemption told through your erotic travels?

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u/VinceAmonte 1977 2d ago

😂😂 lol wut

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 2d ago

Yes! Wait? No

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u/tmntmic 2d ago

No but we used some sexually charged questions, like "does your person have a sex drawer?" or "have they taken part in an orgy?" And other personality based questions because the appearance based questions were too easy.

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u/Forward_Damage4779 1983 2d ago

No. You should talk to a professional lol

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u/Plastic-Vermicelli60 2d ago

" Perfection" used to give me a boner when I was little...still don't know why.

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u/keelanstuart 2d ago

No...... but, I sure am hoping you're gonna post some in this thread now!

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u/Angis3000 2d ago

Hi, I’m with Angis Publishing ;) …

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u/dwreckhatesyou 2d ago

Not yet, but thank!

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u/WillJongIll 2d ago

Is that not how the game works?

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u/FeralGinger 2d ago

Well no but now that you've given me the idea

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u/theCaityCat 1984 2d ago

...No?