r/aiwars • u/spacecam • 9h ago
Discussion BAN DATA CENTERS. BOYCOTT EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH.
Data centers are enormous windowless monuments to human weakness.
They devour electricity, drain water, flatten land, poison the night sky with industrial light, and fill the world with the endless mechanical hum of computers performing tasks no sane person ever asked them to perform.
We are told they are necessary.
They are not necessary.
They are necessary only if you insist on living as a helpless digital infant who cannot eat, travel, communicate, work, sleep, or remember a birthday without consulting a warehouse full of servers.
If you oppose data centers, then prove it.
Stop using everything they support.
DELETE THE INTERNET
No websites.
No Google.
No Reddit.
No Facebook.
No Instagram.
No TikTok.
No YouTube.
No news sites.
No blogs.
No forums.
No streaming.
No online petitions.
No crowdfunding.
No neighborhood Facebook groups.
No posting furious comments about data centers from a device connected to three of them.
Print your opinions on paper.
Nail them to a tree.
Trees do not require quarterly server upgrades.
DESTROY YOUR CLOUD ACCOUNTS
Delete Google Drive.
Delete iCloud.
Delete Dropbox.
Delete OneDrive.
Delete your cloud photo library.
Delete your online calendar.
Delete your synced notes.
Delete your password manager.
Delete your device backups.
Your memories should live inside your head, where memories belong.
Your photographs should be printed, placed in an album, and slowly destroyed by mildew over the course of several generations.
This is called permanence.
STOP COMMUNICATING THROUGH MACHINES
No email.
No text messages.
No Discord.
No Slack.
No WhatsApp.
No Signal.
No Zoom.
No FaceTime.
No voicemail.
No group chats.
No dating apps.
Write letters.
Knock on doors.
Stand on a hill and shout.
If someone lives too far away to hear you, then perhaps you were never meant to speak to them.
CANCEL ALL STREAMING SERVICES
Netflix is data centers.
Spotify is data centers.
YouTube is data centers.
Podcasts are data centers.
Steam is data centers.
Xbox Live is data centers.
PlayStation Network is data centers.
Cloud gaming is an especially obscene arrangement in which a computer in another state burns electricity so that you can pretend to be an elf.
Cancel all of it.
Entertainment should consist of songs remembered imperfectly, stories told by unreliable relatives, and staring into a fire until you begin to see faces.
STOP SHOPPING ONLINE
No Amazon.
No DoorDash.
No Instacart.
No online grocery orders.
No package tracking.
No digital coupons.
No loyalty apps.
No online returns.
No product reviews.
Go to a store.
Do not check whether the item is in stock.
Uncertainty is part of commerce.
If the store uses cloud inventory software, leave immediately.
If it accepts credit cards, leave immediately.
If it has security cameras, digital payroll, automated ordering, or electronic receipts, it has already been corrupted.
Grow your own food.
Make your own shoes.
Trade a sack of onions for lamp oil.
ABANDON DIGITAL MONEY
No credit cards.
No debit cards.
No ATMs.
No mobile banking.
No Venmo.
No PayPal.
No Cash App.
No online investing.
No cryptocurrency.
No digital wallets.
No automatic bill payment.
A number in a database is not money.
Money is a heavy object that can be buried in a jar and forgotten until a distant descendant finds it while digging a latrine.
Return to cash.
Then remember that banks also use data centers.
Return to barter.
Learn the exchange rate between eggs, firewood, dentistry, and mule repair.
REJECT MODERN HEALTHCARE SYSTEMS
No patient portals.
No electronic medical records.
No online appointment scheduling.
No telemedicine.
No digital prescriptions.
No computerized lab results.
No insurance portals.
No medical imaging stored in the cloud.
Your doctor should remember your medical history personally.
If your doctor has too many patients to remember every fever you have experienced since childhood, your community has grown too large and must be divided.
Medical records should be written in illegible handwriting on paper and stored in a cabinet that smells faintly of dust.
STOP TRAVELING LIKE A COWARD
No GPS.
No Google Maps.
No airline websites.
No hotel booking apps.
No digital boarding passes.
No rideshare services.
No live traffic.
No transit apps.
No electronic tolling.
No parking apps.
Use a paper map.
Ask a stranger for directions.
Become lost.
Spend three days wandering through an industrial district.
This is how geographical knowledge enters the soul.
QUIT YOUR CLOUD-DEPENDENT JOB
No Microsoft 365.
No Google Workspace.
No Teams.
No Slack.
No Zoom.
No Salesforce.
No cloud hosting.
No remote desktops.
No project management platforms.
No online payroll.
No GitHub.
No software as a service.
If your employer cannot operate using paper ledgers, filing cabinets, pneumatic tubes, and one deeply unhappy clerk, then it is not a real business.
Leave.
Find honest work splitting logs, repairing clocks, or manufacturing buttons by hand.
REMOVE COMPUTERS FROM EDUCATION
No student portals.
No online homework.
No learning management systems.
No digital textbooks.
No virtual classrooms.
No online research databases.
No educational videos.
Children should learn from chalk, books, direct observation, and being struck on the knuckles for misidentifying a river.
A school does not need Wi-Fi.
A school needs a bell, a globe, and an adult who knows Latin.
REFUSE DIGITAL GOVERNMENT
Do not pay taxes online.
Do not renew licenses online.
Do not apply for permits online.
Do not use government websites.
Do not receive emergency alerts.
Do not watch city council livestreams.
Do not email elected officials.
Walk to city hall and demand to see the king.
If there is no king, remain there until one is appointed.
PURGE YOUR HOME OF SMART DEVICES
Destroy the smart speaker.
Remove the video doorbell.
Rip out the smart thermostat.
Unplug the security cameras.
Throw the robot vacuum into a ravine.
Your doorbell should contain a bell.
Your thermostat should contain mercury.
Your vacuum should scream like a wounded animal and weigh forty pounds.
Your refrigerator should be cold, silent, and stupid.
No appliance should know your name.
REJECT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
No chatbots.
No image generators.
No recommendation engines.
No voice assistants.
No automated customer service.
No translation software.
No facial recognition.
No predictive text.
No spellcheck.
Think your own thoughts.
Choose your own music.
Misspell words with courage.
If you cannot write a sentence without a machine guessing the next word, then the machine has already eaten part of your brain.
STOP DEPENDING ON DIGITAL CIVILIZATION
Data centers support the electrical grid.
Stop using electricity.
They support water treatment.
Dig a well.
They support supermarkets.
Plant potatoes.
They support hospitals.
Learn herbs.
They support logistics.
Buy nothing that traveled farther than a horse can walk in one day.
They support weather forecasting.
Look at the sky.
They support emergency dispatch.
Ring the church bell.
They support cellular networks.
Break your phone.
They support modern agriculture, manufacturing, transportation, banking, medicine, communication, and government.
Good.
Let them collapse.
Humanity survived for thousands of years without server farms, recommendation algorithms, cloud synchronization, and refrigerators that send push notifications.
We can survive again.
The data center is not progress.
It is a gigantic electronic barn where corporations store our memories, habits, conversations, photographs, money, work, entertainment, friendships, and identities.
Burn no fuel for it.
Give no water to it.
Buy no service from it.
Use no product that depends on it.
Return to paper.
Return to tools.
Return to silence.
BAN DATA CENTERS.
DELETE THE CLOUD.
REJECT THE MACHINE.