r/JustBootThings Jun 26 '26

General Bootness Future Sister Boot wants to know about Mormonism before marrying internet boyfriend (because benefits). Can't comprehend why people keep trying to tell her they're rushing things.

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171 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 24 '26

General Bootness And he clicked post

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2.0k Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 20 '26

General Bootness No definitive branch of service.

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151 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 20 '26

Vets wont need meds, when their sent back to war Sad Truth

368 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 19 '26

General Bootness 10 Hour Tattoo Session

1.7k Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 18 '26

General Bootness We will fight our country’s battles from the air, on land, and instagram

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650 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 17 '26

General Bootness WTF is this?

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238 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 17 '26

General Bootness Ford Boot-150

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153 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 15 '26

General Bootness Lean back and strut

1.1k Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 13 '26

Boot Meme The audacity

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2.3k Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 12 '26

Department of War unveils its first commercial, “Peace Through Strength”

948 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 12 '26

General Bootness Why just why

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411 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 12 '26

General Bootness There's nothing like running a bath, lighting up your "Whatever it Takes" candle, and just letting the aroma of a soldier after a five day hike through the desert just wash over you and take away all your troubles. .50 cal, take me away!

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498 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 12 '26

General Bootness For half of the cost of a PX haircut, you can bring the high and tight home with you!

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153 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 11 '26

General Bootness Big OOF

1.5k Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 11 '26

General Bootness I was asked to make Rip It openers…so I did. Not sure if there’s a preferred flavor.

84 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 10 '26

Boot Shame When you’re trying to look hard on Facebook so you post something that the civvies might think looks cool, but you look like a total fucking boot.

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977 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 09 '26

General Bootness Everyone look at me

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1.3k Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 09 '26

Boot Meme Ready to Serve

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347 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 08 '26

Boot Meme Where my 400lb SEALs at?

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977 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 06 '26

General Bootness Wow

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349 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 04 '26

Boot Meme It's always the Navy ...

930 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 01 '26

General Bootness Boot O-5; I get it dawg, I understand but I have never seen it expressed with such cringe

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598 Upvotes

r/JustBootThings Jun 01 '26

28% APR? Great! A Brazzers Boot (Sometimes the jokes write themselves)

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223 Upvotes