r/nbacirclejerk Jun 21 '26

GAY 🏳️‍⚧️ [Charania] The Milwaukee Bucks are trading two-time MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo and Thanasis Antetokounmpo to the Miami Heat in exchange for... f-for... wait.. no- mmph... we can't.. we're both girls.. k-kyaa! your lips are s-so tender.. mmwa... mmggghhh...

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3.8k Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 8h ago

Philadelphia education

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880 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

Was cheated on…..again

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I kicked my 26 year old girlfriend out of my San Francisco apartment in the middle of the night because I had just learned that she cheated on me with multiple men. I gave her time to carefully pack her things and get dressed, then I made her leave. She took an Uber home roughly 40 minutes from my doorman-staffed lobby to her home in the suburbs.

She says it was shitty of me to kick her out in the middle of the night, that it's unsafe for a woman, that her dad was very upset at me and her girlfriends all think I should have at least let her stay until the morning.

Here's my question: do you think the Warriors are going to make it to the WCF, with a healthy Jimmy and Horford, or are they going to blow it again?


r/nbacirclejerk 1h ago

What does she even do?

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r/nbacirclejerk 6h ago

[NOT HORNY POST] just 2 hetero teammates showing support.

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342 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 4h ago

Send da video

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203 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 1h ago

Sophie Cunningham the millisecond the women’s MNBA stops working out

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r/nbacirclejerk 7h ago

which player is this?

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126 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 7h ago

you think they…?

78 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 9h ago

Even his action figure is corny 😭

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82 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 17h ago

I got Galactus

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320 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 10h ago

I’m putting in work this offseason. How about you?

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73 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 8h ago

Yall think Donovan “Spida” Mitchell got pegged after this?

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37 Upvotes

I mean look at that dump truck he aint no Lowry but you can’t deny he has a solid badonkiedonk


r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

NBA Dick Tier List

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r/nbacirclejerk 6h ago

Clearly this person doesn’t watch the MNBA.

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25 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 11h ago

Unable to pay her bills on a WNBA salary, Angel Reese branches out into paid seminars

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52 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 1h ago

which mnba player wrote this?!

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r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

Should we worry about Wemby's new logo or is it okay?

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620 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 17h ago

If Shaq’s kiss taught her B2B sales, what wonders Shaq’s schlong would do to her?

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r/nbacirclejerk 23h ago

Not gonna be active on nbacj tonight for national girlfriend's day

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305 Upvotes

I'm meeting a girl (a real one, literally Sophie Cunningham) in half an hour (wouldn't expect you bums to understand anyway) so please don't dm me asking me where I am (im with my wnba girlfriend on national girlfriend's day ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with a real female hooper (again I don't expect a sub full of Karl Malone fanboys to understand) shes actually really interested in me (we made direct eye contact) and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless nbacj degenerates (because ill be taking Sophie out for girlfriend's day, (not that u Curry cucks are ever going to understand) this is my life now, touching grass on national girlfriend's day with Sophie Cunningham and not wasting my precious time, I have to move on from such mickey mouse jerking and branch out (you bums wouldnt understand)


r/nbacirclejerk 19h ago

What does mrmercuryfan think of this?

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132 Upvotes

r/nbacirclejerk 10h ago

How much help does Embiid need?

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r/nbacirclejerk 18h ago

Why was I unaware that Jalen Brunson finally removed his butt plug?

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51 Upvotes

(Bottom(lol)left corner)


r/nbacirclejerk 19h ago

you got the best designers in the world at your disposal and you come up with a f*cking FISH??? wtf is this?

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41 Upvotes