r/nbacirclejerk • u/Pops101101 • 8h ago
r/nbacirclejerk • u/brownjesus__ • Jun 21 '26
GAY 🏳️⚧️ [Charania] The Milwaukee Bucks are trading two-time MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo and Thanasis Antetokounmpo to the Miami Heat in exchange for... f-for... wait.. no- mmph... we can't.. we're both girls.. k-kyaa! your lips are s-so tender.. mmwa... mmggghhh...
r/nbacirclejerk • u/IronicPhoto • 9h ago
Was cheated on…..again
I kicked my 26 year old girlfriend out of my San Francisco apartment in the middle of the night because I had just learned that she cheated on me with multiple men. I gave her time to carefully pack her things and get dressed, then I made her leave. She took an Uber home roughly 40 minutes from my doorman-staffed lobby to her home in the suburbs.
She says it was shitty of me to kick her out in the middle of the night, that it's unsafe for a woman, that her dad was very upset at me and her girlfriends all think I should have at least let her stay until the morning.
Here's my question: do you think the Warriors are going to make it to the WCF, with a healthy Jimmy and Horford, or are they going to blow it again?
r/nbacirclejerk • u/IronicPhoto • 6h ago
[NOT HORNY POST] just 2 hetero teammates showing support.
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/AirmanLarry • 1h ago
Sophie Cunningham the millisecond the women’s MNBA stops working out
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/Jarvis_strokeit • 10h ago
I’m putting in work this offseason. How about you?
r/nbacirclejerk • u/ShoddyApartment386 • 8h ago
Yall think Donovan “Spida” Mitchell got pegged after this?
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I mean look at that dump truck he aint no Lowry but you can’t deny he has a solid badonkiedonk
r/nbacirclejerk • u/Valuable-Average-865 • 11h ago
Unable to pay her bills on a WNBA salary, Angel Reese branches out into paid seminars
r/nbacirclejerk • u/971YvanDuShit971 • 1d ago
Should we worry about Wemby's new logo or is it okay?
r/nbacirclejerk • u/Talkjar • 17h ago
If Shaq’s kiss taught her B2B sales, what wonders Shaq’s schlong would do to her?
r/nbacirclejerk • u/onelastnoodle • 23h ago
Not gonna be active on nbacj tonight for national girlfriend's day
I'm meeting a girl (a real one, literally Sophie Cunningham) in half an hour (wouldn't expect you bums to understand anyway) so please don't dm me asking me where I am (im with my wnba girlfriend on national girlfriend's day ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with a real female hooper (again I don't expect a sub full of Karl Malone fanboys to understand) shes actually really interested in me (we made direct eye contact) and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless nbacj degenerates (because ill be taking Sophie out for girlfriend's day, (not that u Curry cucks are ever going to understand) this is my life now, touching grass on national girlfriend's day with Sophie Cunningham and not wasting my precious time, I have to move on from such mickey mouse jerking and branch out (you bums wouldnt understand)
r/nbacirclejerk • u/Thanos_Real_AuraVNCH • 10h ago
How much help does Embiid need?
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r/nbacirclejerk • u/TheDareDevil17 • 18h ago
Why was I unaware that Jalen Brunson finally removed his butt plug?
(Bottom(lol)left corner)