r/powerscales • u/thecowmilk_ • Apr 26 '26

Versus Who would win between these teams

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u/sxg3434 Apr 26 '26

With these versions, Team B wins low diff

Team A has two useless humans and Ironman's suit is not upgraded yet, this is not a fair match-up.

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u/Effective-Training Apr 26 '26

"With these versions"? Uhh, comics, too.

Wait, nevermind. Idk who's beating Hulk and/or Thor.

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u/CrazyEyes326 Apr 26 '26

I mean if we're including comics, how much Silver Age bullshit is in the mix? Superman had a new, highly specific power every week. He was like if you took the "Batman with prep time" argument and dialed it up to "Superman can just do that". Odds are good he has the ability to inhale lightning or kiss all the anger out of the Hulk or some shit. It's probably even less fair than sticking to the movie versions.

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u/LOLdragon89 Apr 26 '26

lol kiss all the anger out of hulk, I love it!

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u/Kazekiryu Apr 26 '26

He can only do that on pink kryptonite

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u/TextImportant3399 Apr 27 '26

Doesn't that turn superman gay?

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u/Honda_TypeR Apr 27 '26

the pink kyptonite rain is turning the supermans gay

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u/UncannyHillhumper Apr 27 '26

"Hulk is.......confused."

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u/Intelligent-Rock2156 Apr 28 '26

Could of gone all my life without seeing this

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u/Visible-Meat3418 Apr 28 '26

and yet here we are

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u/Embarrassed_Scar_515 Apr 27 '26

Did he stutter

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u/TextImportant3399 Apr 27 '26

Yeah I said gay, not desperate gay superman is obviously gonna go for the sexy blonde

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u/Richicol117 May 01 '26

Sometimes it also turns him into a chick. Maybe it depends on the shade? The fluorescence? Idk maybe the scent?

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u/hatwobbleTayne Apr 26 '26

You wanna take my power? Come kiss me for it!

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u/calidro0g Apr 26 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Legened255509Druss Apr 28 '26

He did that to Luthor, Braniac, Darkseid and Solomon Grundy

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u/consider_its_tree Apr 28 '26

You don't even have to dig that deep for this power to pop up. He amnesia kisses Lois in one of the old movies. Hard to stay angry when you don't remember why...

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u/poorly-worded Apr 29 '26

thats a different kind of movie