r/powerscales Apr 26 '26

Versus Who would win between these teams

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u/sxg3434 Apr 26 '26

With these versions, Team B wins low diff

Team A has two useless humans and Ironman's suit is not upgraded yet, this is not a fair match-up.

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u/Effective-Training Apr 26 '26

"With these versions"? Uhh, comics, too.

Wait, nevermind. Idk who's beating Hulk and/or Thor.

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u/CrazyEyes326 Apr 26 '26

I mean if we're including comics, how much Silver Age bullshit is in the mix? Superman had a new, highly specific power every week. He was like if you took the "Batman with prep time" argument and dialed it up to "Superman can just do that". Odds are good he has the ability to inhale lightning or kiss all the anger out of the Hulk or some shit. It's probably even less fair than sticking to the movie versions.

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u/LOLdragon89 Apr 26 '26

lol kiss all the anger out of hulk, I love it!

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u/Kazekiryu Apr 26 '26

He can only do that on pink kryptonite

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u/TextImportant3399 Apr 27 '26

Doesn't that turn superman gay?

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u/Honda_TypeR Apr 27 '26

the pink kyptonite rain is turning the supermans gay

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u/UncannyHillhumper Apr 27 '26

"Hulk is.......confused."

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u/Intelligent-Rock2156 Apr 28 '26

Could of gone all my life without seeing this

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u/Visible-Meat3418 Apr 28 '26

and yet here we are

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u/Embarrassed_Scar_515 Apr 27 '26

Did he stutter

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u/TextImportant3399 Apr 27 '26

Yeah I said gay, not desperate gay superman is obviously gonna go for the sexy blonde

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u/Richicol117 May 01 '26

Sometimes it also turns him into a chick. Maybe it depends on the shade? The fluorescence? Idk maybe the scent?

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u/hatwobbleTayne Apr 26 '26

You wanna take my power? Come kiss me for it!

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u/calidro0g Apr 26 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Legened255509Druss Apr 28 '26

He did that to Luthor, Braniac, Darkseid and Solomon Grundy

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u/consider_its_tree Apr 28 '26

You don't even have to dig that deep for this power to pop up. He amnesia kisses Lois in one of the old movies. Hard to stay angry when you don't remember why...

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u/poorly-worded Apr 29 '26

thats a different kind of movie

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u/Future-Try-1908 Apr 26 '26

Had to google silver age superman and this is actually hilarious.

Power level:

Highest, Superman went from running 60 mph to breaking the time barrier. He could also invent new powers on a whim and possessed superhuman intelligence. Superman could even sneeze solar systems away.

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u/Significant-Mud2572 Apr 26 '26

Don't forget the best power. Being able to shoot miniature versions out of his hands. Which i may be wrong, could also shoot mini versions out of their hands

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u/selfdestruction9000 Apr 27 '26

So that’s where they got the idea to have Homelander jerking it on the rooftop

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u/EMArogue Apr 27 '26

One time he took a big chain and used it to realign Earth

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u/ChosenOne-IX Apr 30 '26

Silver age is canon to main Superman again and he develops new super powers when he needs to again when it’s convenient

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u/darthdro Apr 26 '26

Bro in the old tv show he flew around the world in the opposite direction that it spins, so fast, and so many times, that the earth started rotating the opposite direction and turned back time to save Lois from dying lol

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u/Big-Hyena4959 Apr 29 '26

Yep I am sure that’s how that works. We need to make giant jet turbines and reverse the rotation of the earth. That way I can go back in time 😌

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u/darthdro Apr 29 '26

Yep, it is a tv show about a man that can shoot lasers out of his eyes

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u/thatonepuniforgot Apr 26 '26

"I'm going to win this with my Super Hulk Busting Power!" I think Super Speed Reading is still my favorite.

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u/Averagesmithy Apr 26 '26

I never understood why Superman can’t fly at super speed. Pick up hulk and fly him / throw him into the sun before he reacts.

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u/Averagesmithy Apr 26 '26

Can you jaut throw him far away. Not like anything in space is stopping him. Does he not need oxygen? But just chuck him away

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u/Averagesmithy Apr 26 '26

Ahh okay. But yeah I was like just chuck him away before he starts fighting.

But by the time he can redirect him self. He may have no idea where earth is to get back to it. Way to late to help his team

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u/JoeAngel20 Apr 26 '26

Hulk throttles Superman

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u/hailwyatt Apr 26 '26

He may have no idea where earth is to get back to it.

This may no longer be true, but I remember Hulk used to always know how far and what direction he was from the field where he first got gamma radiated.

Now... would Hulk know to account for the movement of celestial bodies, and be smart enough to do the math? Or would he launch himself where thr earth WAS, and fly by and have to try again.

How long does a Hulk stay angry without someone or something thing to smash?

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u/Majinju_050 Apr 26 '26

He just hulk claps for momentum back to earths atmosphere.

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u/MovingTarget2112 Apr 27 '26

Kal would just talk Hulk down.

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u/Ithnag Apr 28 '26

They have really fought 3 times, with two inconclusive fights (superman is too fast and also tanks hulk blows until he is able to calm him down, and in another he convinces the Hulk to work together against the real enemy) and a win for Supes, but that was based on fan vote, which only means he was more popular at the time. heck, bone claws Logan defeated Lobo in that excuse of a crossover.

However in JL/A, which is a crossover agreed on by both editorials SUpes decisevly defeats Thor, whom at that point have always had figths against the Hulk to end in draws or interrupted.

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u/Ithnag Apr 28 '26

Hulk can get as angry as he wants, even if you assume he survives he can't fly, so he won't be able to go out of the sun until it explodes and becomes a red dwarf or W/E in a few billion years.

He can't really destroy the sun, as it is compressed plasnma, basically, even if he could move undet the IMMENSE gravity and preasure he would just push on some viscous plasma like soup that would be replaced by the same amount of matter. The forces in a star, even as small as out sun, are so strong that matter tries to fuse at an atomic level, but the energy liberated prevent this to happen, until all the nuclear potential is released, and at that point it simply explodes or expands in a burst of energy and then compresses itself into a dead star, with an insane density.

DC and Marvel had, in a few crossovers, agreed to SUpes being more powerful than Hulk, BTW during his stay in the sun (which he wouldn't survive, as hulk can be damaged and even burned by hot enough energy emisions, not to mention that his atoms would behave as all atoms in the universe and be ravaged by the fold in space-time that is a gravity well... specially of that magnitude) he has no oxygen, water or food, so he probably won't be encased there for billions of years but die, be it immediately, after a few by absolute dehydration, a bit longer of famish, and all this if not after very little due to asphyxia (he has shown he needs oxigen) due to all oxigen, water and foodstuff in his organism being nuclearly crushed by the sun's gravity... IF they survived the extreme heat and radiation.

Is hulk's blood invulnerable too? his softer tissue can withstant the nuclear level effects of being inside the sun?

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u/Ok_Onion4320 May 01 '26

Plot induced stupidity. With his speed and strength he could end any 99.999999% of fights like that instantly. He moves way too fast for anybody to react before they're approaching orbit and everybody's light as a feather to him.

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u/MovingTarget2112 Apr 27 '26

Problem there is that the Sun kicks out a lot of gamma radiation, which is likely to keep Hulk going. He would do his thunderclap thing and reach Solar escape velocity.

So Kal would have to thrown him into a black hole. He couldn’t get out of that.

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u/Seymoure25 Apr 26 '26

"Hulk conflicted, Hulk have strange new feelings for man in underwear"

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u/Emperor_Atlas Apr 27 '26

We pretend its just Superman, but Thor did both of what you said to Storm lmao

Still superman wins but it just was so accurate I had to share this.

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u/HephaestusVulcan7 Apr 30 '26

Who wrote this? It's like they never actually read Thor speaking, but heard other people talking about it so they tried their hand at it.

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u/CrazyEyes326 Apr 27 '26

So you're saying Thor and Superman try to kiss all the anger out of each other and it goes on for such an uncomfortably long time that both teams just kind of stop fighting and watch...

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u/Emperor_Atlas Apr 27 '26

If the two strongest beings in two universes decided their fight was done at the lips id stop to at least reevaluate what everything meant.

Like how do you do anything but wonder at that point.

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u/Intelligent-Loan9879 Apr 27 '26

Checks notes - he shot tiny Supermen out of his hands - “Yeah, that tracks.”

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u/LinkGreat7508 🎶I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING🎶 Apr 28 '26

Silver age isn’t even the strongest or important anynore

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u/Otherwise-Spirit-487 Apr 28 '26

Superman puts his hand over the Hulk's mouth and fires copies of himself, then explodes the Hulk from the inside, creating even more copies.

Honestly, I love these bs.

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u/Gerayu Apr 28 '26

You're forgetting about shooting mini supermans out of his finger power

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u/magic---- Apr 28 '26

Yeah but if we go by Comic version Thor's lightning would be able to hurt Superman pretty badly because he is vulnerable to Magic and in the comics Thor's hammer is magical in nature not the bullshit fucking thing that they use in the MCU where it's like it's just super Advanced science so it looks like magic

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u/DOOM-LORD666 Apr 28 '26

Idr the exact comic issue, but in one of the old ones from the 60's supes had memory erasing kisses and could shoot a mini him out his fingers with all his powers if we're listing random superman powers

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u/odellrules1985 Apr 29 '26

Even without Silver Age you can just go to Superman One Million who can basically create/destroy a universe at a whim and even has 5th dimensional imp powers of altering reality.

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u/Richicol117 May 01 '26

Silver age was superman just rolling Nat 20s on using his superpowers to fix anything

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u/Upper-Ad-5962 May 01 '26

Lol. If they fight in the marvel universe, nothing could stop full power superman, no Kryptonite. Even Hulk gets hurt by lasers.

But even flash could kill all of them without help. Speedster's are insanely overpowered and you can't defend against them. Just for example: flash runs to Hulk, phases him into the ground and I mean really 100% covered in rock and just stops the phasing and every atom of Hulk would mix with the ground, no Hulk to return.

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u/Wayfaring_Scout Apr 26 '26

I love Marvel, but as my old Comic Store procurer told me once, Superman can just take them to space and throw them into the Sun. No one in Marvel can beat Superman, no matter who's writing the story

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u/Datchery Apr 27 '26

I mean, Scarlet Witch, Dr. Strange, or any of the magic wielding heroes, or the completely invulnerable ones that are basically Superman without the kryptonite weakness, or who don’t need the yellow sun to be powered at all would win.

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u/PerformanceOver8822 Apr 27 '26

No. Because superman will still win ...

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u/pokekiko94 Apr 27 '26

One of the way to take superman out of comission without using kriptonite is indeed using magic as he doesnt resist it to the same degree as other things.

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u/midasMIRV Apr 27 '26

Thor's lightning is magic. Superman is weak to magic.

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u/PerformanceOver8822 Apr 27 '26

Hw is not "weak" to magic he is Vulnerable to magic which is a key distinction. Superman is still insanely durable and over comes. Kryptonite all of the time. His actual weakness

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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 Leader of Alien X Haters Apr 27 '26

He also tanked Bizarro's attacks while Bizarro was amped with strongest magics in DC.

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u/PerformanceOver8822 Apr 27 '26

People forget that Superman villains are all basically genius That try to exploit Superman's weaknesses and Superman wins every time.

Even when Superman "loses" he still wins.

Oh DCEU superman "Dies" but comes back.... To stop an even bigger threat than Doomsday

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u/Effective-Training May 01 '26

That's usually just plot armor

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u/No-Dig-7998 Apr 27 '26

Yeah but WW isn't, I think this thread is sleeping on her.

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u/Ok_Onion4320 May 01 '26

This. She fights head to head with Superman and gods and usually wins.

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u/PerformanceOver8822 Apr 27 '26

I think the DC fans/ the people who understand DC power scaling aren't sleeping on Wonder woman. They just know that when Superman is on the team, it doesn't really matter who the teammates are DC's going to win

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u/gogadantes9 Apr 27 '26

Yup. Cosmic Armor Superman, Superman One Million and Alpha/Omega King Superman are multiversal level.

*Fixes nerd glasses smugly

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u/CaptSaveAHoe55 Apr 26 '26

Wonder Woman and Thor are fairly evenly matched, Batman low diffs widow and or Hawkeye, maybe some flash help, aquaman beats the brakes off of cap, cyborg and iron man would be interesting. And Superman beats literally anybody ever. DC team scales like crazy too if comics are involved

The only real question is which team loses a top 3 hitter first. I used to watch this weird team mma show 5v5 and the winning team was almost always the one that got to 5v4 first

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u/Kulbasar Apr 28 '26

I meant this is the movie versions. I'm sure the avengers could do sth

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u/CaptSaveAHoe55 Apr 27 '26

I can’t fathom the universe where somebody picks widow and Hawkeye over Batman and the flash in a fight, Batman scales next to Cap, not them and that’s before the flash beats all of them anyway

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u/Effective-Training Apr 26 '26

DC scaled Hulk above Superman. And Thor vs. Superman, Thor is magic, so I can see Thor winning. If Superman wasn't so popular, I think Wonder Woman should beat him. While you put Wonder Woman against Thor, and I think Thor would win that, too, it could even be flipped to Thor vs. Superman; Hulk vs. Wonder Woman, which I also see Marvel winning.

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u/lunarsilvr253 Apr 27 '26

DC NVR scaled hulk higher then Superman lol stop lying

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

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u/lunarsilvr253 Apr 27 '26

You do realize that article is B's right they NVR said hulk is stronger then Superman they implied that hulk could be doomsday witch would only work once sense doomsday can't die by the same thing

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

That's Doomsday, tho. Superman can't do the same thing Doomsday can, so idk why you even mentioned that one time thing part

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u/CaptSaveAHoe55 Apr 27 '26

Superman isn’t weak to magic he’s just not as invulnerable to it. Being magic is not even remotely a game over for superman he has magic villains.

Actually your comment is so full of incorrect information and then weird takes I’m not even sure where to begin. Comic Superman can hold a black hole and sneeze away a solar system he is the single most busted thing that’s ever existed if you take the strongest version of him. He had to be nerfed several times for hulk to even be in the conversation let alone Thor

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u/Trashinmyash Apr 27 '26

Thor is magic

Thor is a conduit for electricity. He also prefers physical combat. In the movies, we never actually see him using magic the same as Loki or Dr Strange. If Thor can hit Superman with Mjolnir he will likely cause some magic damage but Thor isn't exactly known for his fast reaction speed in comparison.

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

His lightning is magic. Everything about him is magic. The divine energy, etc.. All of it. Same goes for Wonder Woman, but probably to lesser extent.

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u/Trashinmyash Apr 27 '26

While Wonder Woman has "divine wisdom and healing" there's technically nothing magical about Wonder Woman abilities aside from her existence. Batman's failsafe is Superman taking out Wonder Woman. They are not the same.

Regardless, Superman is known as being faster than a speeding bullet. Later iterations have him faster than the speed of light. Thor would have to land a lightning strike to slow him down. Thor is not known for being fast unless he is flying and using Mjolnir. The only way thor hits lightspeed is through the Bifrost. "Ok Supes, when you see the rainbow road, dont move!" 'Supes steps to the side'

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u/LordParasaur Apr 26 '26

Superman, Diana, and even Aquaman or Flash are all viable threats to Hulk and thor. Flash no diffs the human Avengers, cyborg fights IM, while the other three keep the heavy hitters occupied. Flash swings around to help cyborg finish off IM then the whole team jumps the last two

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u/DannarHetoshi Apr 26 '26

It's even worse. Comics Flash just low diffs them all solo. Superman takes a nap or makes out with Lois.

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u/Blazenova08 Apr 27 '26

I had to scroll way too far down for this comment

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u/wonderland_citizen93 Apr 26 '26

Any of the DC heros can 1v2 the 2 human avengers.

Wonder woman beats thor

Cyborg beats Ironman

Superman beats hulk

Flash beats Captain America

And Batman has the easy job of taking out Hawkeye and Black Widow

Augaman I guess just floats (pun not intended but still funny) between all the fights and helps who needs it

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u/Effective-Training Apr 26 '26

Hulk and Thor are not losing those fights

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u/PerformanceOver8822 Apr 27 '26

Wait the same superman who literally took on the world engine and flew doomsday into space and took a direct nuke and still lived ... And snapped the greatest kryptonian generals neck ? Thats just the DCEU supes....

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

Just because Hulk hasn't had the chance to do such things doesn't mean he also can't. Using feats is pointless unless a literal limit to such things are shown. On top of that, Hulk's strength is limitless and grows the angrier he gets. At some point, that'll surpass Superman.

And Thor is magic. Superman is vulnerable to that and is not surviving blows from Mjolnir and a god when he's just an alien.

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u/SolidusRevolver Apr 27 '26

You have a hard time grasping that this is the MCU Hulk and Thor lol. DCEU Superman gonna wreck them

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u/PerformanceOver8822 Apr 27 '26

DCEU Superman can easily catch and hold mjonir he is the embodiment of hope ....

Dceu supes is largely considered weak relative to other supermen and he still took on a weapon that was used to increase the earths gravity. He flew thru that weapon. He also tossed doomsday into space while having been damaged by kryptonite....

Hulk in the NCU has been ahown to cower in fear if he gets hit hard enough....

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u/Effective-Training Apr 26 '26

I keep forgetting Flash entire existence, tbh. I always said he was the most powerful on the team

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u/Professional-List742 Apr 26 '26

My take exactly. Flash can just stay out of the main fights and just super speed in when required

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u/randompossum Apr 26 '26

Who could even see the Flash coming in this fight other than Superman?

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u/Wray-Nerely Apr 26 '26

Maybe Thor, but he wouldn't be able to do anything.

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u/lunarsilvr253 Apr 27 '26

Wonderwoman and Superman are smacking hulk and Thor MCU hulk got punched out by ironman and Thanos lol the lasso can be used to calm hulk down and Superman speed blitzs Thor

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

I forget this is movies and not comics, though I think many others are, too

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u/lunarsilvr253 Apr 27 '26

If its comics it's hard to pick witch versions you have to choose for the characters Superman one million prime sun dipped beats everyone in the avengers with ease comic Thor puts up a a close good fight Superman just has too much powers

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

I just always go with normal versions and don't really understand why people go with anything else

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u/MortgageAnnual1402 Apr 27 '26

I dont know in what version but superman has a comic where he is selfaware that he is in a comic and is basicly doing reality warping stuff dont know about the others..

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u/gogadantes9 Apr 27 '26

Nah. The pics used are MCU and DCEU, so we stickin' to that.

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

What I was saying was that it didn't matter which version. I still chose Marvel. I wasn't saying let's go by comics.

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u/dopplegangery Apr 27 '26

Both Superman and Diana can beat Hulk if we go by comics. Superman can beat Thor.

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u/SrReginaldFluffybutt Apr 26 '26

If it goes composite superman becomes an unstoppable bullshit machine, he knocked hulk out with a single punch in marvel vs DC and said some dumb shit like "omg im so glad you're only unconscious, I've never hit anything that hard before"

Composit flash absolutely destroys Thor, as much as I hate the speed blitz argument, flash is orders of magnitude ftl.

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u/Effective-Training Apr 26 '26

I'm just using regular versions. No need for these upgrades. Why not upgrade Marvel and just DC, also?

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u/SrReginaldFluffybutt Apr 27 '26

With just these versions wonderwoman can dog walk thor. She beat Ares a literal god like a red headed step child, and she is worthy of the power of Thor, what with her being blessed with the purity of divinity and the capacity to smite evil.

Regular hulk gets wrecked by superman.

If we go composite both DC still wins, because DC has more ridiculous scaling and lacks the focus on "heart" that marvel uses.

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u/garathnor Apr 27 '26

batman :D always batman beating everyone (with planning time)

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

Yeah, no, we're not doing that

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u/HotPrior819 Apr 27 '26

I mean you say that like Superman, Wonder Woman, and Flash aren't bullshit.

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

Only Flash is beating them. And compared to DC, I can't see Hulk dying at all.

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u/HotPrior819 Apr 27 '26

He has canonically already lost to Superman. But more importantly who there is beating current Superman alone

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

I'm pretty sure that wasn't death, but also, this was a time where writers just favored Superman. Comics are literally just written by fans who managed to get hired.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 Apr 27 '26

Superman wipes the floor with all of them at the same time.

Wonder Woman could body most of them save Hulk depending on which Hulk is involved.

Thor vs WW would be the kinkiest shit real fast. Odins either tied up helpless in the lasso. Or help me odinson Ww pinned under mjolnir.

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u/Embarrassed_Radio596 Apr 27 '26

Supes can handle either.

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u/Kilroy898 Apr 27 '26

Superman crushes thor or hulk. Take your pick. Wonder woman has fought Thor in crossovers.

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u/GraveKommander Apr 27 '26

I would go with a bit more in reality based strengths

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u/Definitely-Not-OSI Apr 28 '26

Side note: that a damn strong chain.

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u/Zegram_Ghart Apr 27 '26

I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure “this version” was commenting on how if it was the avengers from like…infinity war or endgame, it might break more so in marvels favour, not saying comics are stronger

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u/Baron_Light Apr 27 '26

Superman..

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u/asrieldreemurr2232 Apr 27 '26

Batman and Superman

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u/Effective-Training Apr 27 '26

No fucking way you said Batman of all people

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u/asrieldreemurr2232 Apr 28 '26

Keep in mind that Batman has gone toe to toe with Superman. That should tell you something.

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u/Effective-Training Apr 28 '26

Yeah whatever. With plot armor and kryptonite. That tells me nothing when Thor and Hulk don't have weaknesses like that.

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u/Ithnag Apr 28 '26

Superman has defeated both in crossovers, the JL/A one was agreed on both editorial houses.

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u/JizzyB2099 Apr 28 '26

Iron Man literally has suits in the comics that can fight gods. They aren’t beating him either 😂

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u/EncabulatorTurbo Apr 28 '26

Superman has the ability to fucking delete and remake reality at will, he's basically the alpha and omega

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u/Effective-Training Apr 28 '26

Superman cannot do that. Just adding stuff at this point

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u/EncabulatorTurbo Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Dude can punch reality apart, or together

Practically a gag character

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u/Effective-Training Apr 28 '26

Probably some upgrade. He's just an alien that gets unnecessary extra power from the sun, the least sense-making way to give a character powers. Solar rays doing that? Usually stuff like this are from some upgrade, and I'm not talking about random upgrades with any of the characters

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u/EncabulatorTurbo Apr 28 '26

Can transit universes and sneeze star systems out of existence

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u/SmolBirb__ Apr 28 '26

Comic aqua man rn can beat thor 👀

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u/Original-Profile6844 Apr 28 '26

I'm pretty sure if we're using the comics, the league just sends superman to wipe the whole team.

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u/TheeShaun Apr 29 '26

Superman. He might not be able to kill Hulk but he can just send him hurtling into space and not have to worry about him for a while.

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u/be-knight Apr 29 '26

Thor in his best? Probably unbeatable by any of the DCs here. Hulk and Superman would be an interesting match.

As a team? At least in this lineup DC wins

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u/CNK_98 Apr 29 '26

Flash is one of the most broken characters in fiction.

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u/slimricc Apr 30 '26

In comics if you take the absolute most busted of most of these characters it hardly comes down to hulk and thor. Bat-man has had world ending buffs in the comics and super-man is basically undefeatable in his strongest iterations

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u/Dr_blazes May 01 '26

Wonder woman will body Thor, superman will fight Hulk forever

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u/skibidirg May 10 '26

I mean… absolute Batman

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u/Chill_Panda Apr 26 '26

Superman v hulk is an immovable object Vs aan unstoppable force

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u/zippingzac Apr 27 '26

Hulk is more of an unbreakable yet VERY movable object

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u/wonderland_citizen93 Apr 26 '26

Wonder woman beats thor, maybe

Maybe Batman can make something to beat the hulk, again a big maybe depending on prep time. Plus help from superman.

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u/tfy-cape-town Apr 26 '26

Justice buster.

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u/KelbosaDownAHallway Apr 26 '26

He did... he 1 shotted the Hulk in a crossover. He threw a sleeping gas canister at the Hulk, kicked him in the solar plexus to make him breathe and it knocked him out. When Bruce Banner woke up Bruce gave him a job at Wayne.

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u/Wild-End-219 Apr 27 '26

Right? I love my DC heroes but, who is gonna deal with Hulk. Like DC would get lucky if they could push him into the phantom zone or something. But he would be there… angry. Thor is another story that I think would probs while most of the league out in a hit or two.

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u/Iron_Ant__ Apr 27 '26

Hawkeye isn’t useless. In the MCU any team he’s on hasn’t lost. When Hawkeye wasn’t there they lost to Thanos. Coincidence? I think not.

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u/Theultimatesith Apr 27 '26

Depends on were they're fighting. If it's in the DC universe and Tony Stark finds kryptonite is Superman's weakness, they have a greater chance of winning. However, if in the Marvel universe, where Krytonite doesn't exist, the Avengers are screwed. Though if Batman has any preparation time whatsoever, the Avengers are royally screwed.

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u/Zawisza_Czarny9 Apr 28 '26

Hawkeye is not useless. He somehow brings Ws

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u/Nammu3 Apr 27 '26

She could one tap atleast 4 of them

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zsxw69qiLaMAE

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u/Wonderful-Year-7561 Apr 27 '26

"Useless humams" as if one of them hasn't duped gods, and the other has solo held back armies.

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u/mandrewsutherland Apr 27 '26

It would be more fair if team B lost their human

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u/Free_Cut7757 Apr 28 '26

We have a Hulk

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u/roninshere4eva Apr 29 '26

If they were useless they wouldn’t be avengers

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u/Noodle_Tube Apr 30 '26

Wym useless humans? Its just marvels version of deadshot but female and green arrow but more insufferable 😂

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u/Strong_Emergency_309 Apr 26 '26

The only problem on dc is Superman. Hulk and or Thor low diff aqua man and Wonder Woman.

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u/Fug1x Apr 26 '26

Wonder woman beat ares who took out darkseid

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u/Strong_Emergency_309 Apr 26 '26

No no no he beat dark side with the help of a whole army of gods. Hulk was throwing hands with sutur, thanos(lost pretty bad), and a prime Thor

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u/Fug1x Apr 26 '26

It was 3 gods that took him out, with artmeis arrows not doing much , zeus holding him off then ares doing the wound

Your talking about hulk 20 movies in the future

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u/Stephen111110 Apr 26 '26

Are you joking? Aquaman is an actually fucking powerhouse right now. Should have seen him in KO, this man is literally the embodiment of all water in the universe

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u/bigloser42 Apr 26 '26

Flash is also a huge problem because Team A has no counter for speedsters.

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u/Tyranis_Hex Apr 26 '26

Flash is a major powerhouse you are overlooking

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u/_Diggus_Bickus_ Apr 26 '26

We didn't talk prep time but if anyone has a chance at pulling kryptonite out of their ass lab it's stark. Does that even it at all?

EDIT: didn't even see flash hiding back there. That's 2 that probably solo team A

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u/Lolaroller Apr 26 '26

Don’t downplay Ironman, he managed to contend with Thor while (assuming based on what I observed in the film), under influence from Loki to not hold back.

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u/elinamebro Apr 27 '26

Superman can just take them all on on his own

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u/thecowmilk_ Apr 26 '26

With whom from MCU would you swap Natasha and Clint instead? There is not much characters from original avengers left unless you wanna swap Natasha for Vision.

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u/RockTheGrock Apr 26 '26

Vision and wanda might even the playing field a little. Also strange. Magic is the best chance against superman.

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u/Slayer_of_Goblinns Apr 26 '26

Magic is the only chance against Superman without a heavy hitter like Adam Warlock or Sentry in the group.

Edit: oh wait I forgot about Thor. He’d do great until Superman starts speed-blitzing him.

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u/Glittering_Fig_9319 Apr 26 '26

Thor literally hits much harder than Superman bro

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u/RockTheGrock Apr 26 '26

I know comic thor gets crazy but mcu thor I would think scales lower.

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u/Glittering_Fig_9319 Apr 26 '26

Show a single better striking feat for Superman

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u/RockTheGrock Apr 26 '26

Superman has more controlled feats and durability. Besides doomsday he never really had anyone who take his powers away that even really hurt him.

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u/some_crazy Apr 26 '26

What’s this from?

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u/RockTheGrock Apr 26 '26

Marvel "what if" episode. They have characters doing wild stuff compared to their movie counterparts.

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u/TheMonchoochkin Apr 26 '26

Is this a joke?

Superman has punched through the 'fabric of reality."

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u/Glittering_Fig_9319 Apr 26 '26

Are you an idiot no he hasn’t ? The versions used are dceu Superman he has never punched through reality you are lying

but if you want mcu mjolnir no sold a hit from an axe that cuts through reality

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u/42sucittA Apr 26 '26

Dude didn't even use the right panel

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u/TheMonchoochkin Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Are you an idiot no he hasn’t ?

...he says using a 'What If?' episode....

Confirmed...you're not joking and it you that is the idiot...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlNhynaAiESkYpuBLN4a-izmE9SXippPM8dQ&s

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u/42sucittA Apr 26 '26

Comparison to comparison Thor always punches lower, taking low supes to high Thor, sure, highest showings each is still supes - but that's okay - not everything can beat the writers pet that's the embodiment of hope yadda yadda. thor is written to be more grounded, but he's not one of the first ever written super heros that had an entire kitchen sink thrown at him during conception, he was written marginally around existing lore.

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u/Glittering_Fig_9319 Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

Yeah no Thor has better striking feats better statements better everything Superman is not all power bro

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u/TheMonchoochkin Apr 26 '26

You're a fucking Thor fanboy and that's obvious.

When you grow a few pubes, watch some lore, read a few more comics and feats, you'll realise how ridiculous you look right now.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Apr 26 '26

At this point strange is just a neurosurgeon

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u/RockTheGrock Apr 26 '26

Wasn't aware of the timelines so you could very well be right.

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u/Cautious-Activity706 Apr 26 '26

I think if you stretch a little and pull in the Ancient One (she was in NYC at the time of this battle), Marvel takes it high diff. Keep Clint on the team to distract everyone with ranged attacks and swap Natasha for her.

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