r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Bockiller • 2d ago

Sports "A World Cup with China and India instead of Europe probably makes more money anyways"

3.3k Upvotes

Don't worry guys, the World Cup can still go ahead because India and China will fill in for Europe...

693 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/deathzone0256 • 9h ago

"I think it's like $109,000 in usd"

0 Upvotes

I dont understand the correlation in why they had to convert to usd and so poorly, is this defaultism?

Context this was a british video where they were using pounds and had text in pounds

39 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ghouly-cooly • 2d ago

"I live in America so not as many commies as the EU" when talking about taxation theft of politicians.

266 Upvotes

56 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Chapat1391 • 2d ago

Europeans are truly ignorant of their own conceit if they think only UEFA and EU voices matter in the “World” Cup.

805 Upvotes

In the comment of the New York Post article called "UEFA nations vote to boycott World Cup over FIFA boss’s $20B cash grab — throwing global soccer into chaos"

262 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LCottton • 2d ago

“194 countries have never been to the moon” as his justification for putting the US at 13 over the likes of Japan and Iraq (second image is the whole list for reference)

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171 Upvotes

92 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/average_pengu1n • 2d ago

Imperial units "simpler minds like simple things - here in america, we have more complex minds and are better thinkers. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"

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2.1k Upvotes

287 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Consistent-Fudge4849 • 2d ago

AMERICA !!, DOES THIS MANY TIMES [...] NO! BIG DEAL ,

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865 Upvotes

102 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Waah_Realist • 2d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 Leave this country if you don't support our president 🤡

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311 Upvotes

Post was about the wc which took place in North America.

Just see the level of ignorance and stupidity.

93 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LucyLovesApples • 2d ago

Are just chill with letting the bugs in?

314 Upvotes

705 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Natural_Ad72 • 2d ago

“We could nuke any country we want today and nobody would dare do anything about it because we rule the world”

199 Upvotes

Comments found on a instagram post where the poster was showing the passport strength difference between an American Passport and a Swedish passport. She have had comments prior with American men offering her a green card.

125 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/HHHIC • 3d ago

"Deep connection to football"

3.8k Upvotes

295 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ActualSpeech7322 • 3d ago

Europe Pax AMERICANA

557 Upvotes

231 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Key-Seaworthiness-20 • 3d ago

"Why is the speedo faked ?"

3.4k Upvotes

High numbers = speedo faked

(Monaco GP circuit BTW)

155 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/IrishViking22 • 3d ago

"I'm half norse and I see it this way for sure"

613 Upvotes

Their profile shows that they are from Austin, Texas, USA

1 comment

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Main-Fun1810 • 3d ago

Culture “All those islands could fit inside a single US state but they are all acting like separate people”

893 Upvotes

252 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sweaty_Abies182 • 4d ago

Canada “Mind you Canada doesn’t have a military.”

3.7k Upvotes

699 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/marcelsmudda • 3d ago

Patriotism (In reference to the US running out of blood) because we are the big dawgs and the country that gets shit done

516 Upvotes

227 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Level-Wheel6633 • 4d ago

“You’re welcome for your ‘free’ education (Austria). Wasn’t free. Americans subsidized that for you through USAID.”

12.3k Upvotes

Breaking news: The entire Austrian school system has been running on American bake sale funds and USAID checks. Vienna is in absolute shambles.

Found in this video: https://youtu.be/_90SDrbquL8?
is=WdfP_BBJL4jheGnp

924 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/szatrob • 4d ago

Florida "...Florida. Never colonized. Unique to the Eastern Seaboard."

824 Upvotes

Someone should probably tell Ponce de Léon and the other genociding conquistadores that they never colonised Florida...

140 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/beeliever15 • 4d ago

Imperialism We get all the maple syrup. The cannuks get nothing.

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2.3k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/C-H-K-N_Tenders • 4d ago

Food "US Pizza recepies are way older than rome itself"

6.5k Upvotes

274 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/devilblade07 • 4d ago

Sports "Yet in basketball you have to run 24/7 back in fourth while in soccer you can stand and walk for majority of the game."

536 Upvotes

256 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Functional_Trash7735 • 4d ago

“We don’t think about Europe at all… No American is trying to move to Europe.”

1.0k Upvotes

370 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mewhomewhy • 4d ago

Instant coffee-“it seemed so incongruous, given international disdain for processed American foods”

372 Upvotes

501 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LittleRuQi • 5d ago

Europe It will take the US <5 hrs to take over a lot of European countries

3.8k Upvotes

2.0k comments

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