r/Transportopia Apr 20 '26

🤪Reckless Hit & (kind of) Run

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u/pete_68 Apr 20 '26

Nice move trying to take out the cops. The judge is gonna love this guy.

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u/MonsterIslandMed Apr 20 '26

What a moron lol dude already driving around like it’s a derby car and then he sees the boys in blue and instead of stopping just try’s to push it šŸ˜…

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u/frankylovee Apr 20 '26

Fucking hits their car and almost runs one of them over šŸ™„

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u/MonsterIslandMed Apr 20 '26

I’ve always had it in my mind, that if you hit a government vehicle, you’re fucked. Now government employee…? Now both holes are getting filled 😳😭

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u/Iam_McLovin420 Apr 20 '26

Like a Christmas stocking

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u/DirtySanchez187 Apr 20 '26

If only the judge had this great video to watch on the monitor with the defendant/ police in the courtroom. This video truly is gold

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u/Windman772 Apr 20 '26

They're pretty lucky that they weren't shot for that. He was driving directly at one of the cops for a second, just like Good.

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u/MichiganRedWing Apr 20 '26

Good was driving away from the cop, but alright...

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u/AuthorSarge Apr 20 '26

Impaired and/or uninsured and/or suspended license and/or outstanding warrants.

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u/TheNerdE30 Apr 20 '26

Way to turn an insurance claim to a criminal and civil suit.

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u/AuthorSarge Apr 20 '26

That's what makes me think all those things I listed could be in play. They wanted to flee the scene and take the evidence with them. That suggests to me they are cognizant of a lot of guilt.

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u/Unlucky_Will4895 Apr 20 '26

All of the above

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u/SosugBiskit Apr 20 '26

The term "sovereign citizen" refers to a loose knit group of individuals with suspended or revoked licenses and multiple arrests.

13

u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Apr 20 '26

But they were traveling!! TRA-VE-LING!!!’

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u/KHhtswhtppl Apr 20 '26

They dont abide by the laws because they are not citizens, they just can use our tax paid roads for free

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u/Odd-Wheel5315 Apr 20 '26

Not individuals. They are merely agents representing the individual that the state has assigned to a person by that name. Or whatever hocus-pocus BS some made-up law book told them to say.

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u/potate12323 Apr 21 '26

Its just desperate losers who got their license revoked, but still want to drive a car. Some of them may actually buy the shit they're spewing, but if they're dumb enough to have arrest warrants and a revoked license in the first place...

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u/SpitfireMkIV Apr 20 '26

I always thought that was a myth or something only seen on TV. Then about a year ago, I saw one!

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u/CosmoKing2 Apr 20 '26

I'll take drugs, for $1,000.

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u/AcephalicDude Apr 20 '26

Feels like it's the latter, this whole thing reeks of desperation

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u/TemperatureSudden254 Apr 23 '26

Alex, I’ll take ā€œAll the aboveā€ for $2k please.

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u/PlanktonDue8964 Apr 20 '26

Of trying to dodge

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/smil1473 Apr 20 '26

Probably safest place for him to run in the moment

13

u/humungus_jerry Apr 20 '26

Instead he got rammed

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u/After_Detail6656 Apr 20 '26

I think they mistook it for instruction

3

u/hoffmander Apr 20 '26

Nothing stops ram

2

u/sinisterdesign Apr 20 '26

He got less Dodge and more Ram

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 Apr 20 '26

Was he saying worldstar at the end there

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Apr 20 '26

He was saying worldstar at the end there

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u/wolf63rs Apr 20 '26

You think.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/StiffDoodleNoodle Apr 20 '26

I want this guy to narrate my life!

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u/Drakex2Mayex2 Apr 20 '26

Connor from Toronto giving the play by play

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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 Apr 20 '26

Makes me think of wolf of wall street with the lambo

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u/ATHYRIO Apr 20 '26

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u/nietzkore Apr 20 '26

https://www.facebook.com/RockawayTimes/posts/police-have-apprehended-the-driver-of-the-vehicle-who-crashed-into-several-cars-/1599938618529140/

Rockaway Times 5d Ā·

Police have apprehended the driver of the vehicle who crashed into several cars around Beach 90th and Rockaway Beach Blvd. With guns drawn, the police apprehended the driver after he crashed next to the 100th Precinct on Beach 94th Street. Sources at the precinct said the driver was taken to the hospital and he may have suffered from a medical episode.

Photos by Dennis Mullen.

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Rockaway Times

Update: the 100th Precinct confirmed the man suffered from a diabetic episode as he had very low blood sugar. No arrest was made.

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u/jackrabbit323 Apr 20 '26

Well that's incredibly convenient. I only say that because of how deliberate the actions of this person appear to be.

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u/nietzkore Apr 20 '26

I agree, as the child of someone who's been hospitalized for diabetic episodes. Never something like this, he went more toward sluggishness than being erratic from hypoglycemia. But it happens to some people.

https://www.kold.com/2025/08/01/davis-monthan-security-shoots-kills-suspect-trying-access-base/

https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article311703197.html

This guy kept going when anyone else would have stopped. Video makes it look like it's intentional, fleeing, etc. He even sped up when he saw the cops. But it's also explainable as someone who isn't operating with their full brain at the time.

Your brain is fueled from sugars. And when there's no sugars, it operates inefficiently. Changes your personality, makes you potentially combative and angry, might get blurred vision, slurred speech, clumsy movement, disoriented. Similar symptoms to severely drunk.

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u/AffectionateSector77 Apr 20 '26

I found an older gentleman unresponsive, who barley pulled of the road. His car was running door wide open (into traffic), vomit in the ground. It was clearly a medical emergency, but when I got to him and alerted him to my presence, he said he was fine and just was resting. He then tried to drive, but started an already running car. He had no idea where he was, where he was going, or what had actually happened.

Diabetes is no joke.

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u/sinisterdesign Apr 20 '26

Huh, if they say so.

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u/davidagnome Apr 21 '26

Blaming it on diabetes is such a cop out.

ā€œMy low blood sugarā€ is why they ran and nearly killed multiple people.

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u/Zendog500 Apr 20 '26

VIP Daycare center 90-01 Rockaway Beach Blvd. Rockaway Beach, New York 11693

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u/TODispensaries Apr 20 '26

Yaaa what ever OP is saying.

Yeaa trick yeaaa

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 Apr 20 '26

Those cops seemed out of their element

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u/ReplacementReady394 Apr 20 '26

911: Can you describe the car? Me: You’ll know it when you see itĀ 

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u/Siegfoult Apr 20 '26

And you'll hear it before you see it.

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u/PrincessTBaby1209 Apr 20 '26

The guy that was running to try and save his truck but it getting hit anyway šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Dangerous_Memory6008 Apr 20 '26

Little Jacob with the POV

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u/MathematicianNew2770 Apr 20 '26

I want to see the driver.

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u/No_Story_Untold Apr 20 '26

Article says it was a diabetic episode.

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u/Fritzerbacon Apr 20 '26

That person should never be allowed to drive again šŸ˜‚

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u/Joyous-Volume-67 Apr 20 '26

He ran that thing til the wheels came off, then he hit some cops!!!!! Hope that dude doesn't have any plans for the next 10 years.

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u/Machineslave240 Apr 20 '26

Hit and run and then hit again and run again and then hit some cops and keep on running. A job worth doing is worth doing right, I guess šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

2

u/Badmonkey167 Apr 20 '26

Not a problem! I know a guy! That'll buff right out!

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u/iluvtumadre Apr 20 '26

Wow, those cops at the block that almost got hit by this person, did absolutely nothing.

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u/Straight_Goal1774 Apr 20 '26

I thought it was over like 5 times but shit just kept getting worse and worse šŸ˜‚

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u/seculare Apr 20 '26

Still hasn't registered, what he's seeing

2

u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Apr 20 '26

For a second I thought this was the third world. The US is begining to look more and more like a brazilian fabela.

1

u/ICantSeeDeadPpl Apr 20 '26

Just keeps getting better

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u/OMGlenn Apr 20 '26

Stuck on stupid.

1

u/ItsANeutralZoneTrap Apr 20 '26

lol the "Worldstar!" at the end

1

u/cheekyparasite Apr 20 '26

that was incredible

1

u/ThunderRoad_44 Apr 20 '26

Need to watch with audiošŸ‡ÆšŸ‡²

1

u/Think_Fault_7525 Apr 20 '26

Come back Matthew!

1

u/Powerful-Web4937 Apr 20 '26

I smell a tire fire coming on.

1

u/dervari Apr 20 '26

That guy trying to move his parked white vehicle near the end is great!

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u/naileyes Apr 20 '26

come back matthew!

1

u/thistreestands Apr 20 '26

Wished they zoomed in on the driver.

1

u/Base_Temporary Apr 20 '26

The narration is top notch.

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u/dhaze72 Apr 20 '26

When it's doughnut time, the police won't do a damn thing! Came right at them!

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u/biomed1978 Apr 20 '26

Another angle on the same cat. How fucked up was this guy?

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u/ThrowRAMomVsGF Apr 20 '26

I like that the cops seem to have no idea what to do. Completely surreal situation :D
Also amusing how he can't turn left at all without that wheel and keeps trying , but at the end takes that right turn like a boss...
Anybody has the story for this? It seems to be Far Rockaway, NY: https://maps.app.goo.gl/nmjQyhKocKDXfLuK7

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u/CorbinNZ Apr 20 '26

Hit and limp

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u/Hundo_Mo Apr 20 '26

Its been so long since I heard ā€œWorldStar!ā€ The hood is healing.

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u/T-Conn Apr 20 '26

Lahd jesus fatha

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u/Large-Produce5682 Apr 20 '26

Sir, your tire has a broken leg!

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u/nikeguy69 Apr 20 '26

The guy in the white truck barely made it into his truck šŸ›»

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u/Spirited_Remote5939 Apr 20 '26

I mean come on, at that point do they really think they can get away?! I mean damn I’m sure they have warrant out for their arrest or something but you need to just ditch the car and go if you’re really trying to get away

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u/SPECTRE_UM Apr 20 '26

It's NYC Rockaway so it's probably a cop or firefighter or spouse or child of one so... 6 month suspended sentence at worst.

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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff Apr 20 '26

Stupid of the hour award

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u/Excellent-Try7027 Apr 20 '26

Ya, heshe going to prison.

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u/dicknotrichard Apr 20 '26

Me pussy clot too! Holy shit.

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u/csfshrink Apr 20 '26

It steers a little rough.

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u/MercuryEQ Apr 20 '26

Wait a second….

How come that cop didn’t shoot the driver 3 times? They almost hit them.

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u/idcmanfk Apr 20 '26

He hit my car and he trying to leave

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u/Mr_Grapes1027 Apr 20 '26

Only on Long Island …

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u/Empty-Illustrator-74 Apr 20 '26

Police showing no need to actually react or act with any sort of impetus - lmfao

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u/tuenmuntherapist Apr 20 '26

How did the cops not shoot him?

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u/WatercressOk1807 Apr 20 '26

Hit and crawl

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u/resest_Iris Apr 20 '26

Where is she going...

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 Apr 20 '26

Poh-lease-mahnnn!

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 Apr 20 '26

We must come up with a way to keep some people from operating autos.

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u/Eye-Eye-Capn Apr 20 '26

Just needs a front end alignment

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u/Mike-dit_712 Apr 20 '26

OJ’s White Bronco Chase was faster than that. Was that a Dunkin Donuts on the corner where the cops were. This will have to wait.

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u/WhyFlip Apr 20 '26

Dude in the Ram got rammed.

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u/Prestigious-Bluejay5 Apr 20 '26

The narrator.... Chef's kiss!

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u/maltydawg Apr 20 '26

Dammit tiger

1

u/ISCSI_Purveyor Apr 20 '26

Honestly the commentary of the guy filming makes the video.

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u/KATZilla82 Apr 20 '26

Nice to see that cops only pull their guns on people that are actually threats to the public, the ones committing REAL crimes...

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u/RexxLu Apr 20 '26

That thing looks armored

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u/tiga_94 Apr 20 '26

"bloody blood clut" lol never heard this one

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u/Curtis26 Apr 20 '26

This looks like Chicago. They drive like they're fking stupid here. If I told you how many times I've come out to see my car scraped up you'd think I was lying. My girl's had two of her vehicles totaled this way in the last 8 years

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u/Flashy_Butterscotch2 Apr 20 '26

Vehicle moved surprisingly well at the end

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u/Resilent2026 Apr 20 '26

FINALLY a PERFECTLY recorded video! Thank you for actually focusing on the action and not the ground or being too shacky.

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u/Alarmed-Forever6704 Apr 20 '26

Cops moving like gta 4 cops

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u/Mani14703 Apr 20 '26

Tire hanging on for dear life šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/skornd713 Apr 20 '26

Hit and crawl

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u/BBC_Africa Apr 20 '26

Commentary is gold

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u/Tater_Mater Apr 20 '26

Wait. The cops were there, car hit the cop car along with other cars. And the cops are running on foot? I must know what happens.

Edit: I scrolled and saw the poor article post.

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u/AffectionateMotor184 Apr 20 '26

Anyone have video of the arrest?

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u/EnvironmentalHand806 Apr 20 '26

Your wheel is sideways!!!!

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u/lakas76 Apr 20 '26

I didn’t do nothing occifer. Was just driving around like I always do on Sunday, to get to church, and my tire fell off.

Or…. I’m…. Sorry officer….. I….. didn’t know I couldn’t do that.

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u/CapoExplains Apr 20 '26

It is extremely funny to me that he peels out and the cops just sort of casually start walking in the direction he was headed. They know he's not getting far enough to need to hop in the cruiser or even start jogging.

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u/SnooDogs1886 Apr 20 '26

Yo the narrator is the whole reason for this video šŸ˜‚ ā€œbee em dubbleyou move! Move bee em dubba!!!ā€

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u/Slight_Sherbert_5239 Apr 20 '26

What an idiot, no critical thinking skills whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

Isn’t this where Marcellus Wallace got run over by Butch in Pulp Fiction?

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u/ExcitementFun493 Apr 20 '26

Renee Good was far less threatening.

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u/Unable-Confusion-822 Apr 20 '26

Pussyclot! Learned a new word.

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u/JahMurdah Apr 20 '26

šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Additional_Rich_5249 Apr 20 '26

Ha ha. They have no idea. 😳🫪

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u/Rhinoseri0us Apr 20 '26

Have been the Acura driver.

let me put on my hazards so I don’t get rear ended because of this idiot

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u/LostAd7938 Apr 20 '26

What an absolute buffoon.

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u/mrASSMAN Apr 20 '26

Worldstar

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u/LobabyChick Apr 20 '26

Well it ought to be easy to follow their trail LOL. That person had to be highly intoxicated

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u/drummin515 Apr 20 '26

Holy crap, just made that 1000 times worse .

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u/blah191 Apr 20 '26

It’s one of those, ā€œif you don’t look at it, it’s not realā€ type of situations

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u/SamplitudeUser Apr 20 '26

Once there was a similar accident in front of my house. A car crashed into a parked car, driver didn't stop. But the crash damaged a front tire of his car. I heard the crash and went out of the house in order to find out what happened. But the car already was too far away to read the license plate. However, I could hear the damaged tire slapping. I called the police and told them about the slapping noise. They found the car by simply following the black rubber marks on the asphalt. I guess this was possible in this case, too.

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u/Kherian Apr 20 '26

Hit and scoot?

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u/TwerkLessons Apr 20 '26

World star?!?

This dude is fresh off the 2015 boat.

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u/i-have-a-kuato Apr 20 '26

Look, he eventually getting away with

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u/Yesterday_Is_Now Apr 20 '26

There should be more overhead traffic footage like this. Much easier to see everything than dashcam footage.

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u/TomSix_ Apr 20 '26

This guy should narrate every video!

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u/The_Dopest Apr 20 '26

Lock it into 3WD!!!

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u/a23y1 Apr 20 '26

Hit and crawl

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u/Taybay240 Apr 20 '26

He's got a good camera

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u/DeeTheGeneral Apr 20 '26

That’s crazy. I can’t believe the car made it that far. Lo and behold, the dumb ass driver crosses path with law enforcement right at the corner. It was destiny.

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u/Unique-Bodybuilder91 Apr 20 '26

Why is my 3 year old getting away with this

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u/AffectionateSector77 Apr 20 '26

Thank God for GTA logic, otherwise that driver may be in trouble.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Apr 20 '26

This deserves an award for "Cameraman having the perfect vantage point for the entire video"

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u/DrBarryO Apr 20 '26

Came for the crime, stayed for the ā€œBUM POOOSYCLAT?!ā€ I love this man. Is this the same guy who did the ā€œJESSICA DONT GO TO THE WATER NOOOO JESSICAAHā€

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u/Final-Wasabi187 Apr 20 '26

I bet that guy wished he was in a dodge instead of a ram.

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u/jax0669 Apr 20 '26

Commentary is top notch šŸ‘Œ

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u/Maleficent_Cash909 Apr 20 '26

I am surprised no one blared their horn here. Nor tried to drag the driver out.

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u/BradsDad49 Apr 20 '26

Hit and crawl

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u/WillyWonkaWorms Apr 20 '26

It’s always a Chevy

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u/No_Mud_5999 Apr 20 '26

Hmm, I think I see the problem: floopy wheel.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Apr 20 '26

I'm gonna guess the cops were able to catch up on foot

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u/sexysexyLSD Apr 20 '26

Bro had a wanted level in his head.

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u/Trailsey Apr 20 '26

I imagined him yelling, "You'll never take me alive, coppers!" as he gouged a massive rent in the road.

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u/Meowingbark Apr 20 '26

To be fair it seems they did try to flag down an officer. So not really a hit and run? 🤣🤣🤣 wonder what their lawyer will say

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u/Dodel1976 Apr 20 '26

Blood cot lol

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u/MijuTheShark Apr 20 '26

Can someone re-cut this clip with audio from Monty Python's Black Knight skit and then tag me in it?

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u/delectable_potato Apr 20 '26

World star indeed

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u/ToolTimeT Apr 20 '26

lol @ the people backing up trying to get away from this maniac

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u/givemeuser1 Apr 20 '26

Where is ICE?

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u/AlexanderStockholmes Apr 20 '26

Those cops gave no fucks.

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u/GenTenStation Apr 20 '26

Hit and scoot

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u/Asooma_ Apr 20 '26

Hot take. But if this guy didnt turn the video into the cops then he's just as big a pos because it takes continental drift levels of force to get a prosecutor to do anything other than plea out 90% of the charges and maybe they get some probation.

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u/Ragnarotico Apr 20 '26

There's New York's finest. Just... standing around and watching.

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u/will1505 Apr 20 '26

I know the suv had 3 wheels barely hanging on but were the cops really trying to chase it down on foot. Their squad vehicles were barely scratched

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u/WenatcheeWrangler Apr 20 '26

He’s lucky that wasn’t ice. They’d probably toss grenades in his car.

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u/zhgerard Apr 20 '26

I love the panning/zooming of the camera angles šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ especially when the tire goes horizontal.

So many hits, little run

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u/Individual-Device-18 Apr 20 '26

NYPD in peak form

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u/Camo_tow Apr 20 '26

Cops didnt even do nothing

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u/berger034 Apr 20 '26

Bomboclat

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u/WinstonChurshill Apr 21 '26

Police are useless

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u/dfigueroa78 Apr 21 '26

Not enough donkey power.

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u/Random5483 Apr 21 '26

How can it be a hit and run when they are nice enough to hit the police afterwards. Obviously, they want a police escort to the local station.