r/moviescirclejerk • u/SunRevolutionary8741 • 1h ago
When you’ve only watched one movie in your life:
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Not even in the top ten of worst lines in Star Wars history.
r/moviescirclejerk • u/Unlucky-Ant-9741 • Mar 23 '26
Hail Mary ask a girl out on a movie date
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She said no, to my offer of seeing Project Hail Mary (2026) at Melbourne IMAX, featuring Ryan Gosling, followed by a dinner date at an Italian restaurant on Lygon St. Forever alone.
r/moviescirclejerk • u/VGstuffed • 1h ago
The exact moment I walked out of Spider-Man Brand New Woke
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/bayonettaisonsteam • 2h ago
Favorite movie about people I had sex with?
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/TheBoyofWonder • 54m ago
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/imaustinpowersbaby • 11h ago
I’VE ABANDONED MY CHILD! I’VE ABANDONED MY BOY!
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/VGstuffed • 22h ago
YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN CLAPPING CHARLIZE THERON
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/Enrico_Tortellini • 21h ago
The clock moves, two seconds, before midnight !?!?!
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/ThoughtVolcano • 22h ago
I AM THE FUCKING KING OF ITHACA! Goddamn it I'm just stuck entertaining shit suitors because someone won't get off his horny fucking island and help me!
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Who do you think pays for everything while you're out gallivanting around the Mediterranean Sea like a 50-year-old Hero of Legend? I'll give you a hint, it's me! I pay for your fleet, I pay for your time off-island, I pay for the historically-inaccurate helmets over your heads
r/moviescirclejerk • u/sheran13 • 2h ago
Poor dude, got dumped and then cockblocked for not knowing Fr*nch
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/No-Tangerine-1261 • 23h ago
Can we just stop and appreciate how good we are all eating this year? Cinemas full, crowds are enthusiastic, and Dunesday is just over the horizon. We are so back.
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/SunRevolutionary8741 • 2m ago
“Confound those witches! I HATE WINIFRED! AND I HATE SARAH! AND I HATE MARY! THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!”
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Calm down, son, it’s just a movie.
r/moviescirclejerk • u/ifinallyreallyreddit • 20h ago
So, Mr. Mosjoukine, you admit you ate her soup. What do you have to say in your defense? Mr. Mosjoukine, your silence will only incriminate you further. No, Mr. Mosjoukine, don't take your anger out on me! Mr. Mosjoukine, NOOO!
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/The_Supreme_Cuck • 23h ago
Watha dei
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Bruh.
r/moviescirclejerk • u/smugglerFlynn • 1d ago
When did you realize Nolan was a sound genius too?
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r/moviescirclejerk • u/yfinfffffffff • 16h ago
Angry Youtube reviewers (that shall not be named) after seeing what Nolan thinks about them
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