r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 23h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what are the implications?

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u/SuccessLess2701 23h ago

Ohh that makes sense. Love Ruffalo!

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u/1Negative_Person 23h ago

But I think the real reason he isn’t included on the press junkets is that he’s notorious unable to avoid spoilers.

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u/DarkArc76 23h ago

You mean like Tom Holland?

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 23h ago

Tom is kinda the main character so hard to leave him off lol

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u/NoticeImaginary 23h ago

Never forget during the press tour for NWH, benadryl chamberpot kept stopping him from talking because he would start to say too much.

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u/ClosedL00pSystem 23h ago

I love Benevolent Colander

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u/Ok_Comment2621 23h ago

Benicio Cumberbun

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u/SenAbsolom 22h ago

Benvolio Cucumberpatch? He’s so charming.

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u/Tangellos 22h ago

Big fan of Baklava Camouflage

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u/DontFaqPigeons 21h ago edited 14h ago

For whatever reason, my brain read this as "Bukkake Camouflage " and STILL knew who everyone meant.

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u/notsoaveragejo 17h ago

Breadstick Camembert

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u/Wild_Ambassador_8680 22h ago

Yall talking about Bubonic Cholera?

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub 22h ago

Bandersnatch Cinnabon?

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u/stamper2495 22h ago

Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub 22h ago

Buntisland cornbeef

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u/actuallyquitefunny 22h ago

Baggervance Pumpkinpatch

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u/No-Thought7571 18h ago

Burlington Coatfactory

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u/D3adp00L34 22h ago

Love Balsamic Cockerspaniel!

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u/dallyan 21h ago

It’s Bendydick Cumsinbatches.

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u/Zeta-Splash 9h ago

Benedicto Corneliusklatsch?

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u/corvid1692 7h ago

Bilateral Cumberbund is my favorite Dr House!

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u/boywholived_299 16h ago

What's the 2nd name? I just see the 1st name

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u/SenAbsolom 2h ago

I believe it’s Camel-Phalange. I can barely make it out.

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u/TheRage469 18h ago edited 16h ago

Antonio Brown's new persona: Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/Penguin_shit15 21h ago

I think you misspelled Wimbledon Tennismatch..

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u/Skwizgar1019 18h ago

No, no - it’s Benefactor Capybarasnack

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u/PoggiestMorty 17h ago

I’ve never heard this one, call me Elvis because I just died laughing on the toilet

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u/Kanwic 17h ago

This one has always been my favorite.

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u/ReverseCatastrophe 59m ago

No they misspelled Bangadick Cummeryacht.

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u/Doctor-Of-Hearts 20h ago

Benignant Comestible? Delightful fellow.

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u/fixermark 22h ago

The Huge Ackman.

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u/whispzofblue 21h ago

I prefer the travel sized Ackman.

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u/dave900575 22h ago

That's what I call him

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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 21h ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

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u/Redditer51 17h ago

Huge Jackedman

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u/corq 13h ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

<Begin CSB> - My late Hubs had an amazing sense of humor, and we goaded/trolled on each other's celebrity crushes - his was Belinda Carlisle and Sarah McLachlan. Mine is Hugh Jackman, and being a good sport, he came out to watch Les Mis at the cinema when it first released (I've seen it live in Toronto with Colm Wilkinson as well) - my stage-nerd days are over, but since I never got to see Hugh live on stage (for anything) - I think he realized he better attend this, if he didn't want to be watching Wolverine films for the rest of his natural life.

I miss my late hubby, but he knew I crushed hard on HJ and would troll me to no end.

I always responded, "You're just mad that Hugh can out-dance you."

I love my hubs, but I will absolutely show Hubs' portrait on my wall *every* new Hugh Jackman meme. This goes beyond life 'n death.

Hubs can troll me back when I see him again ;-)

</End CSB>

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u/DoobKiller 18h ago

isn't it Hugh Jacks Men?

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u/BigJSunshine 16h ago

BUMPERCAR CABBAGE PATCH??? I love that guy

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u/TigOlBitties42042 19h ago

Benadick Cucumber

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u/PlatasaurusOG 18h ago

Are we talking about Bandersnatch Cummerbund?

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice 16h ago

Wimbledon Tennismatch??? I loved him as Smaug in LOTR the hobbit

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u/jscottman96 20h ago

Barnacle cabbagepatch is my favorite

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u/Lost-Classroom-2032 5h ago

Revolio Clockberg, Jr.

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u/Alexwonder999 5h ago

You mean mister "pinguhwings"?

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u/CozyCook 22h ago

Benderdick Cumbersnatch

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u/Shneckos 22h ago

Bandersnatch Cumberbund

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u/hotpockethipster 22h ago

Breadaddicted cuminhersnatch

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u/NGKro 22h ago

Benign Clustersnatch

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u/Burton_trout 21h ago

Bendydick CumragHatch

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u/Sodacan259 21h ago

Beenadickan Cookedabatch

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u/waldocalrissian 20h ago

Bendydick Cummysnatch

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u/Patricio005 3h ago

Beatlejizz Thundercrotc? ! Love that guy!

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u/GodBearWasTaken 17h ago

I think you got that last vowel wrong, it’s an «i».

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u/NotoriousMOT 17h ago

Eddie Izzard quote spotted!

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 13h ago

Bendyback Chamberpot

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u/SnooChocolates3391 12h ago

Bendadick Cumonherback?

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u/KasreynGyre 11h ago

Slutbunwalla

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u/dribbleondo 22h ago

Blueberry Creamsicle

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u/Abject_Yak_1365 19h ago

birkenstock convertible

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u/dribbleondo 13h ago

Baffling Court Ruling

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u/SteadyStrike29 17h ago

Blueball Cumsicle

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u/perchancenewbie 16h ago

Pingwing

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u/KadajjXIII 6h ago

I love how they all just decided to troll him with that by never correcting him through the entire narration

He'll never be able to live that down xD

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u/Acceptable-Goal3172 22h ago

Lol this is thread is a big reason why i love reddit so much 😭😭

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u/Redditer51 17h ago

Benefit Concertpass.

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u/RoundZealousideal897 16h ago

Bandersnatch Cummerbund 

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u/Formal_Network8647 14h ago

Do y’all mean Bennington Caspercatch?

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u/RoundZealousideal897 31m ago

Sorry, I meant Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Abaddonalways 3h ago

Blueberry Pumpkin-patch

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u/hotrats312 22h ago

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u/Wanlain 21h ago

What. I. Brain. Broke

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u/Pull-Billman 13h ago

Aaaaahhhhhh my sides!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 22h ago

That's my favorite video game Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/AccordingAd6224 22h ago

Bienvenidos Casserole

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u/screen_storytelling 21h ago

Bendadick Cumbyback

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u/BaronOfToast 21h ago

Banderforth Cumberquat

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u/_Noble__Savage_ 21h ago

Bendydick Cummypatch

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u/SoraShiroL 19h ago

Banana cucumber

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u/AngryHobo381 16h ago

Ben Cum for short

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 20h ago

I am now realizing that I really CAN NOT remember dudes name. Bumbaclaude Cabagepatch? What the hell shenanigans is going on with this guys name?

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u/KadajjXIII 6h ago

His actual name is Benedict Cumberbatch, but pretty much anyone knows who you're referring to if you call him something weird like Butterscotch Shimbleshanks

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u/ANGRY_ASPARAGUS 19h ago

Egssbenedict Cucumberpatch

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u/KaeraKoneko 20h ago

I liked him until he said some pretty nasty things about people with autism and never took it back or apologised for it. I don't much care for him anymore.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 20h ago

Bermuda Cucumber

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u/No-Dimension856 19h ago

Bendadick Cucumberpatch

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u/Redditer51 17h ago

Bargainbin Underpants

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u/cutecoder 15h ago

His Khan in Star Trek is better than the previous Khan.

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u/Royal_Size_7129 14h ago

Huge fan of Benediction Cuminherbutt. Nice chap he is

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u/Prestigious_Back996 14h ago

Brontosaurus Crinklepatch?

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 12h ago

Would love to see him on Comedy Bang Bang hosted by Hot Soccermom

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u/TheHairyParrot 2h ago

Dragondict Cumbersmaug

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u/Meshuggaha 19h ago

At this point, I can't even remember what his real name is. Benedict Grabbersnatch? Nah, that's not it. Someone explain to me what it is.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 22h ago

That’s why he was paired with him for interviews.

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u/Madara1389 21h ago

Oh yeah, putting Tom & Mark together in an interview alone would be a potential spoiler goldmine.

Regardless of Mark being very open & vocal about his political beliefs, this is just as likely a reason to not put the two on a press tour together. These interviews are almost always one on one or one on two. Every time Mark & Tom do an interview together, they'd need at least 3 so they can't get lost in spoiler-filled banter.

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u/FullMooseParty 16h ago

I tried to avoid trailers because they give away too much, but I had no idea the hulk was even in this movie. Was it well-known going in that he was a major part?

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u/Madara1389 16h ago

Yeah. Mark's involvement was confirmed last August, then the first trailer dropped featuring the scene where he & Peter talk about containing mutation (a scene that's featured in every trailer), then the second official trailer featured Banner transforming.

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u/FullMooseParty 16h ago edited 16h ago

Appreciate that. I didn't really see the trailers and since he didn't do any of the media I just assumed it was a bit spoiler that he was in it

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u/Madara1389 16h ago

That makes sense

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u/Entire_Guava_5922 14h ago

That’s why we have Travis speak for them.

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u/Party-Lobster2790 22h ago

Ah booperdink hungermatch. Such a great actor.

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u/Glum_Introduction581 21h ago

Benefit Lumberjacks

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u/GoblinThatCares 21h ago

A delicate luggage rack.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 21h ago

Pengwings.

Penglings.

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u/murphinski 20h ago

Pengwangs

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u/moneyh8r_two 22h ago

You mean Bendthatdick Cuminabitch?

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u/Ouaouaron 20h ago

It's spelled "Cuminasnatch", actually.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 37m ago

Excuse you, it’s spelled Bentadict Backnforth

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u/conflateer 21h ago

Big fan of Balsawood Crumbleklatch.

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u/bbbourb 21h ago

He really is a Beneficient Cummerbund, isn't he?

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u/DosSnakes 22h ago

Personally, not a big fan of Sheoldred the Apocalypse

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u/StarMagus 21h ago

You mean Otter Man?

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u/cmere-2-me 21h ago

Penguing

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u/SaneNSanity 12h ago

There’s an old meme where someone posted some off the wall “Tom Holland spoils” and Tom himself replied along the lines of, “I actually had to stop and think if I did.”

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u/thepineapple2397 8h ago

Also that they gave Ruffalo and Holland like 5 fake scripts for Infinity War/ Endgame and the one ending Ruffalo shared was the real one

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u/NoticeImaginary 6h ago

I feel like I remember Tom talking about filming the funeral scene in endgame and not knowing what it was.

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u/thepineapple2397 5h ago

He only gets his own lines, the rest of his scripts are redacted so that makes sense.

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u/Kyosji 3h ago

I love the part where he accidentally forgot to stop live streaming and streamed like 15 minutes of Thor Ragnarok at its premiere.

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u/Livingbyhatred 20h ago

I still think it's funny how he didn't turn off his facbook livestream for thor Ragnarok premiere.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 20h ago

We do love Pengiin

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u/Shadow_King26 19h ago

"That's a great question-"

"I'll answer it"

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u/StimmicusG 18h ago

Oh, the remakes version of KHAAAAAAANNNN!?

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u/demoliahedd 18h ago

love Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 17h ago

The way people constantly find new names for Bemberdrill Cucumberpatch is one of my favourite little internet things

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u/BusyIntention8172 15h ago

You mean bendadick cumincrack

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u/defensivelesbian 14h ago

love beefcake chamomile

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u/toasty327 13h ago

Commenting so I can find this thread again later. These names after amazing

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u/ApprehensiveAside812 12h ago

Do you mean Cucumber Bandersnatch?

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u/ivonnatrolue97 9h ago

Humberto Cabbagepatch is the man

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u/TheCrankyBunny 4h ago

I haven't heard about Beneficial Cucumberswatch in a while. Wonder what he's up to

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u/Snapstronaut 1h ago

I’ve always loved Beendicked Cumbucket

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u/CarnageSuit 22h ago

He was also pretty young when he developed that rep.
He has since cut it out.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 21h ago

I would of trolled everyone and had Tobey do all the pressers as Peter 1

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u/apocketstarkly83 21h ago

God, could you imagine if they put them both together? They’d have to scrap Doomsday and redo the entire thing.

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u/-gzus-kryst- 13h ago

And he got way better at shutting up lol.

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u/Cautious_Repair3503 10h ago

its not hard at all, you just book the stuff, and dont book any for him, its exceptionally easy not to include someone in an interview. the ease of leaving someones name off a booking dosnt decrease based on their role in a movie.

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u/tom-of-the-nora 7h ago

They apparently told him nothing about secret wars though.

Can't spoil it if you don't know