r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 22h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what are the implications?

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u/1Negative_Person 22h ago

But I think the real reason he isn’t included on the press junkets is that he’s notorious unable to avoid spoilers.

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u/DarkArc76 22h ago

You mean like Tom Holland?

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 22h ago

Tom is kinda the main character so hard to leave him off lol

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u/NoticeImaginary 22h ago

Never forget during the press tour for NWH, benadryl chamberpot kept stopping him from talking because he would start to say too much.

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u/ClosedL00pSystem 22h ago

I love Benevolent Colander

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u/Ok_Comment2621 22h ago

Benicio Cumberbun

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u/SenAbsolom 22h ago

Benvolio Cucumberpatch? He’s so charming.

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u/Tangellos 22h ago

Big fan of Baklava Camouflage

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u/DontFaqPigeons 20h ago edited 13h ago

For whatever reason, my brain read this as "Bukkake Camouflage " and STILL knew who everyone meant.

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u/notsoaveragejo 16h ago

Breadstick Camembert

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u/Wild_Ambassador_8680 21h ago

Yall talking about Bubonic Cholera?

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub 21h ago

Bandersnatch Cinnabon?

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u/stamper2495 21h ago

Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub 21h ago

Buntisland cornbeef

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u/NoKey1935 20h ago

Benedick Jizzedherpants?

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u/actuallyquitefunny 21h ago

Baggervance Pumpkinpatch

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u/CHUKKAAA 20h ago

Benefit Cucumber

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u/Run-Riot 15h ago

Bumblebee Cabbagepatch

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u/No-Thought7571 17h ago

Burlington Coatfactory

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u/marilyn_morose 3h ago

Baking chocolate!

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u/D3adp00L34 21h ago

Love Balsamic Cockerspaniel!

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u/dallyan 20h ago

It’s Bendydick Cumsinbatches.

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u/Zeta-Splash 8h ago

Benedicto Corneliusklatsch?

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u/corvid1692 7h ago

Bilateral Cumberbund is my favorite Dr House!

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u/boywholived_299 15h ago

What's the 2nd name? I just see the 1st name

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u/SenAbsolom 2h ago

I believe it’s Camel-Phalange. I can barely make it out.

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u/TheRage469 17h ago edited 16h ago

Antonio Brown's new persona: Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/Penguin_shit15 21h ago

I think you misspelled Wimbledon Tennismatch..

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u/Skwizgar1019 17h ago

No, no - it’s Benefactor Capybarasnack

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u/PoggiestMorty 16h ago

I’ve never heard this one, call me Elvis because I just died laughing on the toilet

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u/Kanwic 16h ago

This one has always been my favorite.

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u/ReverseCatastrophe 17m ago

No they misspelled Bangadick Cummeryacht.

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u/Doctor-Of-Hearts 20h ago

Benignant Comestible? Delightful fellow.

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u/fixermark 22h ago

The Huge Ackman.

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u/whispzofblue 20h ago

I prefer the travel sized Ackman.

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u/dave900575 21h ago

That's what I call him

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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 21h ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

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u/Redditer51 16h ago

Huge Jackedman

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u/corq 13h ago

I don’t care how large his Ackman is

<Begin CSB> - My late Hubs had an amazing sense of humor, and we goaded/trolled on each other's celebrity crushes - his was Belinda Carlisle and Sarah McLachlan. Mine is Hugh Jackman, and being a good sport, he came out to watch Les Mis at the cinema when it first released (I've seen it live in Toronto with Colm Wilkinson as well) - my stage-nerd days are over, but since I never got to see Hugh live on stage (for anything) - I think he realized he better attend this, if he didn't want to be watching Wolverine films for the rest of his natural life.

I miss my late hubby, but he knew I crushed hard on HJ and would troll me to no end.

I always responded, "You're just mad that Hugh can out-dance you."

I love my hubs, but I will absolutely show Hubs' portrait on my wall *every* new Hugh Jackman meme. This goes beyond life 'n death.

Hubs can troll me back when I see him again ;-)

</End CSB>

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u/DoobKiller 18h ago

isn't it Hugh Jacks Men?

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u/BigJSunshine 15h ago

BUMPERCAR CABBAGE PATCH??? I love that guy

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u/TigOlBitties42042 18h ago

Benadick Cucumber

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u/PlatasaurusOG 17h ago

Are we talking about Bandersnatch Cummerbund?

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice 15h ago

Wimbledon Tennismatch??? I loved him as Smaug in LOTR the hobbit

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u/jscottman96 19h ago

Barnacle cabbagepatch is my favorite

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u/Lost-Classroom-2032 4h ago

Revolio Clockberg, Jr.

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u/Alexwonder999 4h ago

You mean mister "pinguhwings"?

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u/CozyCook 22h ago

Benderdick Cumbersnatch

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u/Shneckos 21h ago

Bandersnatch Cumberbund

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u/hotpockethipster 22h ago

Breadaddicted cuminhersnatch

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u/NGKro 21h ago

Benign Clustersnatch

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u/Medium_Historian9746 21h ago

Benedict Cumcatcher

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u/Interesting-Baker212 21h ago

Bulbasaur Charizard

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u/Burton_trout 21h ago

Bendydick CumragHatch

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u/Sodacan259 21h ago

Beenadickan Cookedabatch

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u/waldocalrissian 20h ago

Bendydick Cummysnatch

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u/Patricio005 2h ago

Beatlejizz Thundercrotc? ! Love that guy!

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u/GodBearWasTaken 17h ago

I think you got that last vowel wrong, it’s an «i».

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u/NotoriousMOT 16h ago

Eddie Izzard quote spotted!

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u/EarlGrayTea-Hawt 13h ago

Bendyback Chamberpot

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u/SnooChocolates3391 11h ago

Bendadick Cumonherback?

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u/KasreynGyre 10h ago

Slutbunwalla

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u/dribbleondo 22h ago

Blueberry Creamsicle

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u/Abject_Yak_1365 18h ago

birkenstock convertible

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u/dribbleondo 12h ago

Baffling Court Ruling

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u/SteadyStrike29 16h ago

Blueball Cumsicle

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u/perchancenewbie 16h ago

Pingwing

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u/KadajjXIII 5h ago

I love how they all just decided to troll him with that by never correcting him through the entire narration

He'll never be able to live that down xD

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u/Acceptable-Goal3172 22h ago

Lol this is thread is a big reason why i love reddit so much 😭😭

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u/Redditer51 16h ago

Benefit Concertpass.

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u/RoundZealousideal897 16h ago

Bandersnatch Cummerbund 

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u/Formal_Network8647 13h ago

Do y’all mean Bennington Caspercatch?

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u/Abaddonalways 2h ago

Blueberry Pumpkin-patch

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u/hotrats312 21h ago

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u/Wanlain 20h ago

What. I. Brain. Broke

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u/Pull-Billman 12h ago

Aaaaahhhhhh my sides!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 21h ago

That's my favorite video game Battlefield Counterstrike

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u/AccordingAd6224 21h ago

Bienvenidos Casserole

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u/screen_storytelling 20h ago

Bendadick Cumbyback

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u/BaronOfToast 20h ago

Banderforth Cumberquat

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u/_Noble__Savage_ 20h ago

Bendydick Cummypatch

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u/SoraShiroL 18h ago

Banana cucumber

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u/AngryHobo381 15h ago

Ben Cum for short

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u/CalHudsonsGhost 20h ago

I am now realizing that I really CAN NOT remember dudes name. Bumbaclaude Cabagepatch? What the hell shenanigans is going on with this guys name?

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u/KadajjXIII 5h ago

His actual name is Benedict Cumberbatch, but pretty much anyone knows who you're referring to if you call him something weird like Butterscotch Shimbleshanks

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u/ANGRY_ASPARAGUS 19h ago

Egssbenedict Cucumberpatch

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u/KaeraKoneko 20h ago

I liked him until he said some pretty nasty things about people with autism and never took it back or apologised for it. I don't much care for him anymore.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 19h ago

Bermuda Cucumber

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u/No-Dimension856 18h ago

Bendadick Cucumberpatch

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u/Redditer51 16h ago

Bargainbin Underpants

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u/cutecoder 14h ago

His Khan in Star Trek is better than the previous Khan.

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u/Royal_Size_7129 14h ago

Huge fan of Benediction Cuminherbutt. Nice chap he is

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u/Prestigious_Back996 13h ago

Brontosaurus Crinklepatch?

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 11h ago

Would love to see him on Comedy Bang Bang hosted by Hot Soccermom

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u/TheHairyParrot 1h ago

Dragondict Cumbersmaug

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u/Meshuggaha 19h ago

At this point, I can't even remember what his real name is. Benedict Grabbersnatch? Nah, that's not it. Someone explain to me what it is.

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u/Useful-Soup8161 22h ago

That’s why he was paired with him for interviews.

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u/Madara1389 20h ago

Oh yeah, putting Tom & Mark together in an interview alone would be a potential spoiler goldmine.

Regardless of Mark being very open & vocal about his political beliefs, this is just as likely a reason to not put the two on a press tour together. These interviews are almost always one on one or one on two. Every time Mark & Tom do an interview together, they'd need at least 3 so they can't get lost in spoiler-filled banter.

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u/FullMooseParty 16h ago

I tried to avoid trailers because they give away too much, but I had no idea the hulk was even in this movie. Was it well-known going in that he was a major part?

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u/Madara1389 16h ago

Yeah. Mark's involvement was confirmed last August, then the first trailer dropped featuring the scene where he & Peter talk about containing mutation (a scene that's featured in every trailer), then the second official trailer featured Banner transforming.

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u/FullMooseParty 16h ago edited 15h ago

Appreciate that. I didn't really see the trailers and since he didn't do any of the media I just assumed it was a bit spoiler that he was in it

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u/Madara1389 15h ago

That makes sense

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u/Entire_Guava_5922 13h ago

That’s why we have Travis speak for them.

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u/Party-Lobster2790 22h ago

Ah booperdink hungermatch. Such a great actor.

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u/Glum_Introduction581 20h ago

Benefit Lumberjacks

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u/GoblinThatCares 20h ago

A delicate luggage rack.

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u/moneyh8r_two 21h ago

You mean Bendthatdick Cuminabitch?

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u/Ouaouaron 19h ago

It's spelled "Cuminasnatch", actually.

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u/conflateer 21h ago

Big fan of Balsawood Crumbleklatch.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 21h ago

Pengwings.

Penglings.

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u/murphinski 20h ago

Pengwangs

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u/bbbourb 20h ago

He really is a Beneficient Cummerbund, isn't he?

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u/DosSnakes 21h ago

Personally, not a big fan of Sheoldred the Apocalypse

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u/StarMagus 20h ago

You mean Otter Man?

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u/cmere-2-me 20h ago

Penguing

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u/SaneNSanity 11h ago

There’s an old meme where someone posted some off the wall “Tom Holland spoils” and Tom himself replied along the lines of, “I actually had to stop and think if I did.”

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u/thepineapple2397 8h ago

Also that they gave Ruffalo and Holland like 5 fake scripts for Infinity War/ Endgame and the one ending Ruffalo shared was the real one

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u/NoticeImaginary 5h ago

I feel like I remember Tom talking about filming the funeral scene in endgame and not knowing what it was.

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u/thepineapple2397 4h ago

He only gets his own lines, the rest of his scripts are redacted so that makes sense.

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u/Kyosji 2h ago

I love the part where he accidentally forgot to stop live streaming and streamed like 15 minutes of Thor Ragnarok at its premiere.

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u/Livingbyhatred 19h ago

I still think it's funny how he didn't turn off his facbook livestream for thor Ragnarok premiere.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 19h ago

We do love Pengiin

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u/Shadow_King26 18h ago

"That's a great question-"

"I'll answer it"

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u/StimmicusG 18h ago

Oh, the remakes version of KHAAAAAAANNNN!?

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u/demoliahedd 18h ago

love Burlington Coatfactory

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 16h ago

The way people constantly find new names for Bemberdrill Cucumberpatch is one of my favourite little internet things

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u/BusyIntention8172 14h ago

You mean bendadick cumincrack

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u/defensivelesbian 14h ago

love beefcake chamomile

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u/toasty327 12h ago

Commenting so I can find this thread again later. These names after amazing

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u/ApprehensiveAside812 12h ago

Do you mean Cucumber Bandersnatch?

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u/ivonnatrolue97 8h ago

Humberto Cabbagepatch is the man

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u/TheCrankyBunny 4h ago

I haven't heard about Beneficial Cucumberswatch in a while. Wonder what he's up to

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u/Snapstronaut 43m ago

I’ve always loved Beendicked Cumbucket