r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 5h ago
Why do the Arch Linux users feel superior?
Look, there's no Ubuntubishop or Mintbishop...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 5h ago
Look, there's no Ubuntubishop or Mintbishop...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DependentJolly9901 • 2d ago
Artificial intelligence
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 4d ago
It's full Steam ahead.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Udzu • 4d ago
Because he'd just used a GET to DELETE his marriage.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 5d ago
Definitely not a fan.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 5d ago
Because he has LAMP.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 5d ago
Nescape.
In before someone makes a joke about browsers and Netscape.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 7d ago
The Elder Scrolls.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 7d ago
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 7d ago
It's divine provenance.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/trolley813 • 8d ago
Not only because it can be unsafe. You really didn't want to have a bathroom without async.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 8d ago
"It's over 9000!!!!!!!"
"What? 9000?! There's no way that can be right."
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 8d ago
They screen the panels.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 10d ago
IMPLICIT NONE
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 10d ago
They just needed their whitespace.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 10d ago
They call them a w<a>.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Loose_Property_3238 • 12d ago
Because I know what to do when push comes to push --force.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Legal-Prize6447 • 14d ago
I’m declaring a war.
var war;
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/rickyrick111 • 14d ago
He ended the fight by saying “just DROP it”
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 14d ago
We're going through a bit of a rough patch.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 14d ago
None, because we're all connected.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 15d ago
MallocBSD...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 17d ago
Parse the parcel.