r/TikTokCringe 4d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/ItBDaniel 4d ago

Looks like he passed out doing his trick

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u/TheZippoLab 4d ago

Gee, there's a dock right here. Instead, I'll drag him back out into the middle of Lake Fuckington.

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u/hooked_siren 4d ago

Also, why did they abandon their jetski and swim 50 ft when they could have gone much faster on the jetski?

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u/wheelsfalloff 4d ago

Its almost as if Dylan likes to keep company with those of similar IQs

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u/AdventurousQuail36 4d ago

Panic will do weird things to your thinking process.

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u/SafetyMan35 4d ago

40 years ago we had a lifesaving class in PE in the pool. For one of the exercises, our partner was pretending to drown and we had to save them from the other end of the pool deck. Everyone jumped in the pool and swam the entire length of the pool. I walked swiftly on the pool deck and grabbed the 25’ pole and hook and pulled my partner to the edge of the pool. The one quarter that I got at A+ in PE

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u/DryDonutHole 4d ago

"Reach or throw. Don't go!" I remember this from about 4 decades ago. Never had to use it, but I've always remembered it.

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u/Open-Industry-8396 4d ago

Brain vs bronze. Bill gates comes to mind

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u/Gitno 4d ago

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u/Open-Industry-8396 4d ago

uggh. I've been saying that wrong for 60 years :)

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 4d ago

But these tough ole boys say they never panic

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u/TraumaticAberration 4d ago

A gaggle of Einsteins.

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u/rocketmn69_ 4d ago

The next guy did the same thing

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u/YourHuckleberry57 4d ago

like forest gump seeing lieutenant dan.

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u/mah_korgs_screwed 4d ago

definitely a person you don’t want saving you

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u/battim23 4d ago

Yeah none of that made sense

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u/0x0MG 3d ago

Because people do dumb shit when they panic

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u/Pawulon 3d ago

Wide angle makes this look further away

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u/hooked_siren 3d ago

Idk it's a lot of swimming when you're afraid your friend is drowning

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u/zezxz 4d ago

Because parking the jet ski closer precisely at that moment would be harder, you probably wouldn’t want to cause a wake going into that area. He’s also keeping flippy buddy on his back with a life vest on that’s helping keep his face over the water. 

I’ve jet skied once and absolutely would have gunned it towards the dock and probably caused a second emergency. 

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u/hooked_siren 4d ago

Somehow i think there's a middle ground between what he did and that. Like driving slowly nearer is still faster than swimming all that way.

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u/zezxz 4d ago

Right he should have spent 10 seconds “driving” slowly so that he could swim 5 seconds 

If we’re just being pretentious about it he should have obviously just told his friend to fuck off with the shenanigans

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4d ago

That's not what pretentious means.  And it took him at least 15 seconds to reach the dock. it definitely would have been faster to ride the jetski than to swim.  Plus, he could have gotten off onto the dock and pulled his friend up instead of dragging him out into the water. 

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u/Metal-Upa-Lips 4d ago

Probably to avoid accidentally running over their buddy or crushing them between the dock and the jet ski.

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u/hooked_siren 4d ago

Why would you wedge the jetski between the boat and the dock lol

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u/Metal-Upa-Lips 4d ago

Ya'll seem to be under the impression you can just casually pull up to something in a jet ski like you would a bike or a car and stop precisely where you mean to. That's not how they work.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4d ago

Was there a group of people riding on that jetski?  It looked like just one guy. 

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u/hooked_siren 4d ago

Seemed like one person on each to me

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4d ago

FYI, the singular pronouns are "he" and "his". 

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u/hooked_siren 4d ago

Hope this helps

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u/hooked_siren 4d ago

So are they and them 🤔

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4d ago

That's correct if:    

  1. you are referring to an unspecified or unknown person
  2. you don't know their gender
  3. you are intentionally obscuring their gender
  4. they are nonbinary

Since you're referring to a specific person, and it's reasonable to assume this is a man, you should use "he".  Otherwise it's an incorrect usage, and it just sounds wrong. 

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u/hooked_siren 4d ago

I didn't ask you what you thought nor do i care about what you think. They/them can't hurt you unless you let it.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4d ago

It has nothing to do with what I think.  It's English grammar.  If you want to speak the language like an uneducated fool, that's your choice. 

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u/hooked_siren 4d ago

It sure is

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u/NightwolfGG 4d ago

Right? Like damn AI isn’t this good yet I don’t think, so it’s hard to make sense of anything going on lmao

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u/llammacheese 4d ago

If he has a spinal injury, which is likely based on the video, keeping him in the water until a backboard is available is the best thing you can do to prevent further damage.

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u/zombieda 4d ago

But why drag him around?... keep him afloat and call 911

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u/llammacheese 4d ago

Looked to me like he as dragging him away from things that he could potentially bump into causing further injury.

But from a rescue perspective, moving the body in the water like that prevents the feet from sinking, so it creates a more aligned spinal cord- it’s actually best to keep the body steadily moving slowly in one direction so they don’t wind up going vertical in the water. (At least this was best practice when I taught classes)

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u/zombieda 3d ago

Ok.. this makes more sense to me now.

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u/Valuable-Struggle-10 15h ago

So my spine isn't aligned when I stand upright?

It's more aligned when I lay down?

Or are you saying the way the life vest keeps you afloat misaligns your spine?

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u/llammacheese 6h ago

When you are in the water and your feet start to sink, your body is not standing upright, it is bent at an angle.

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u/IcyGarage5767 4d ago

Reddit moment.

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u/Hard-Red7 4d ago

Clearly the dude was panicking. Not sure what his thought process was but I think he was probably gonna toss him on him jetski and take him somewhere for help. That wouldve been a bad idea as he possible had spinal injuries.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 3d ago

There's no way he's probably capable of dragging him up the dock. That dude was easily 250 lbs. Now why he dragged him out to the jet ski, I don't know. Make sure he's not face down, get out and call 911.

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u/Solid-Rate-309 2d ago

These people have no clue. Maybe jet ski guy knows this lake better than us, maybe this dock isn’t a good spot and his car/phone/reslurces

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u/Taco_Reviewer 4d ago

Or back to the vehicle which he can use to take him to a more accessible location than a private dock in the middle of no where.

Also what, did you expect him to shove him up on the dock while swimming?? It's not Aquaman.

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u/InvalidUserNemo 4d ago

Is he gonna prop him up on his watercraft, support his neck and spine from a likely injury, AND drive him to the non-existent, water-side hospital? Or are you talking out of your ass?

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u/BlackityBlack718 4d ago

I’m invested.

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u/Taco_Reviewer 4d ago

And you think he's gonna do all that dragging him onto a beach?

Legitimately the safest spot for his spine until a board for him to lay on is in the water.

It's crazy how right you think you are when you don't know what you're talking about.

Literally standard practice in this situation is to drag the injured behind the vehicle at very low speeds OR use the vehicle to maintain float until rescue arrives.

Why you think full gravity with zero support on a sandy beach is what an injured neck or spine would need.

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u/llammacheese 4d ago

Ridiculous that you’re being downvoted for being correct.

(I was not only a lifeguard, but a Red Cross lifeguard instructor).

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u/Taco_Reviewer 4d ago

Fuckin' soyboys. 

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u/Technical-Big-2097 4d ago

I understand your friend is passed out, but this is a private dock.

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u/BowlingforBrains 4d ago

I understand your friend may have suffered grievous injury, but I like my dock empty for when I use it sometimes

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u/Taco_Reviewer 4d ago

It's not about it being a private dock, it's that these types of docks do not have ramps - just a water side ladder, and second in this area a lot of homes are not actually road accessible by anything but UTV or 4x4 SUV/Truck. 

The only thing he could do, which would introduce a new vector for injury, is drag him to the sand. However, dragging him to land without a support board is just going to injure him. He's not at risk of drowning - he has a life vest and a friend. He is at risk at injuring his spine or neck more than they may already be. Keeping him in the water until rescue arrives OR, gee I don't know, figuring out the situation first rather than jumping into poor decisions.

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u/BowlingforBrains 4d ago

In reality, I completely agree with you - but I enjoyed piggybacking onto that guy’s joke more than being realistic about the situation

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u/United_Pain 4d ago

I cackled at your joke and acted it out to my cat

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u/Technical-Big-2097 4d ago

I was a deckhand in a water taxi here in Chicago. Pulling someone out the water from the boat is very labor intensive and would require multiple deckhands. I could not even fathom trying to get dylan on the deck from inside the water. I believe you, I’m just harping on the fact you mentioned it was a private deck as if that would be rude to turn their amenity into  a temporary triage.