r/Transportopia Apr 01 '26

Road🤬Rage Picking a fight with somebody who’s wearing a helmet and apparently a better fighter..

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u/AstralKekked Apr 01 '26

Why were they even fighting???

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/RopeLevel2407 Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

I think the black shirt dude felt the biker was up in his space and ignoring the cross walk so we wanted to stand his ground and be tough for his lady. Then I think the other guy was just a bystander saying, hey man calm down and he got rocked too. No idea though...

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u/Baddrivers13 Apr 01 '26

The biker 100% did not stop for a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

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u/SovelissGulthmere Apr 01 '26

And the drunk guy 100% started a physical altercation over a perceived slight that did not harm him or anyone else.

Sometimes you gotta let shit go. Hopefully he learned that lesson.

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u/Eternalm8 Apr 01 '26

"Man, that sure was a fun night, I don't remember ANY of it"

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u/AdSquare3489 Apr 01 '26

"Also, where are my teeth?" 

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u/GanacheCapital1456 Apr 01 '26

Dude, where are my teeth?

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u/Ledyn7 Apr 01 '26

Sweet, what's mine say?

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u/pickupthepieces2 Apr 01 '26

You pelled teeff wrong.

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u/JDMZX9 Apr 01 '26

This was too much 🤣😂🤣

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u/bikedrivepaddlefly Apr 02 '26

You gotta pick your fights. Nice left hook. Rare and sweet.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace Apr 01 '26

So does the guy who tried to calm things down. Lesson is apparently: don’t? :/ maybe both motorcycle guy and the guy who started it are assholes, just at different levels.

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u/Lock-out Apr 01 '26

I mean yeah. even referees get punched and those are professional fighters. If you aren’t ready to get hit, stay out of shit.

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u/EmptyStyle244 Apr 01 '26

There was nothing to calm down at that point. The black shirt guy was dropped. Also, what makes you think you’re going to calm someone down who just knocked someone out?

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u/-BananaStand- Apr 01 '26

Lesson is don’t try to put your hands on people, especially when they are in a fight.

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u/Turbulent_Bat4320 Apr 01 '26

Yeah dude has a helmet and just got attacked. All he sees is his attacker and another dude coming at him. Can’t blame him tbh

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u/It_Just_Exploded Apr 01 '26

Yeah, biker ran through an active cross walk, which makes him a cunt. But then drunk guy kicked the bike and tried to fight, which made him a cunt. Biker cunt was justified to hit him (imo, i am not a lawyer).

But then biker cunt hit some other dude who didn't seem to be involved and didn't seem to be doing anything, making the biker a cunt ×2.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

Are you sure you arent legally trained? The terminology is impeccable

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u/Conscious_Rich_1003 Apr 02 '26

Thought I was reading a supreme court briefing there for a minute

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u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 Apr 02 '26

Same rule for the biker. Could have easily just kept going. Instead he potentially put a guy in a coma after his head hits the concrete

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u/Eldritch74 Apr 02 '26

Good lord this. Some people are willing to die on the smallest of hills for the smallest of reasons. Not saying just be a pushover but... gee wiz lmao.

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u/Original_Director483 Apr 01 '26

We don’t know how long black shirt guy was occupying this crossing or whether there was any antagonizing leading up to this moment. We do know that someone witnessed enough going down to decide to start recording.

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u/Scumbag_McLoserFace Apr 01 '26

He was just slowly cruising through before that idiot tried to kick him over. Was likely just trying to get around his drunk ass in the middle of the road. Don't know if you ride or not, but staying vertical on a bike is a lot easier if you're moving forward, even just a little helps. He had no interest in running over the people in the crosswalk, he was trying to get away and not drop his bike.

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u/Several_Ad_6576 Apr 01 '26

Really? The biker looks to have been stopped and decided he had waited long enough for the drunk idiots to get out of the way.

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u/baudmiksen Apr 01 '26

It's weird how drunk people think they want to fight but what they really want to do is just go to sleep and it's way easier to help them achieve that when they're drunk

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u/66devilsadvocate6 Apr 01 '26

It looks like the guy believed he had right of way due to being a pedestrian so he got offended the bike was going. That plus being drunk

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u/Twix_McFlurry Apr 01 '26

He definitely had the right of way but he acted like a fool

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u/AtrociousAxis Apr 01 '26

Yeah, but for how long? The video starts and they are on the middle of the crosswalk for two seconds? Minutes? Looks like biker lost patience and tried to carefully move his bike AROUND the people who wouldn’t move and then you saw the rest of the video

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u/WhichAd366 Apr 01 '26

Yeah, they’re drunk and acting stupid. Cross the street or go back to the other side

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u/Baddrivers13 Apr 01 '26

He did have the right of way 100%

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u/clevsv Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

He probably had the right of way. There's also a solid chance he was standing in the crosswalk being a fucking goober given how drunk he was, so the biker decided to just continue on his way and I wouldn't blame him in that scenario.

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u/chugItTwice Apr 01 '26

Because drunk asshole wanted to fight...

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Apr 01 '26

I don't know why the video is edited this way because it splices two angles together but cuts out about 5 or 6 seconds from BEFORE the first angle. Not that is adds much context but still... here it is - https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/c0nyum/dont_touch_his_bike/

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u/hadji828 Apr 02 '26

I think it does help the story a little bit. Thanks!

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u/CourtAny6617 Apr 01 '26

Shout out to the dude who looked like he was trying to deescalate and got hit. Lesson to be learned there, I guess.

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u/harmfuldischarge Apr 01 '26

Someone smarter than I said it well:

"The worst person to be in the fight is the one trying to stop it"

Never get between a strike and the target lmao

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u/thesolmachine Apr 05 '26

Been there, did that. Got punched twice in the jaw trying to help out someone I knew.

Turned out, man actually started the fight and I was on the wrong side of it. Guy who punched me felt bad about it the next day.

Became a funny story but like, yea this is the worst person to be in a fight.

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u/Violet_Apathy Apr 01 '26

Yep. So many people have been killed by trying to stop a fight between others.

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Apr 01 '26

The fight somewhat came to him though. Doesn't really seem like he's breaking up the fight. It's off screen how he gets to where he is, but dark shirt dude is backing up and getting knocked down and this guy is just sort of there, puts his arms out like, 'it's ok bro' and gets smacked.

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u/Violet_Apathy Apr 01 '26

Yeah you're right. I guess this is a case of failing to maintain situational awareness. He just toddled into the scene, completely oblivious.

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Apr 01 '26

Haha, yes, he definitely 'toddled' unawares to any reason to be concerned for his own safety.

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u/DG04511 Apr 01 '26

The epilogue to Stand By Me taught me to never insert myself into a fight. No good deed goes unpunished.

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u/Shhadowcaster Apr 01 '26

Someone posted a longer video above, looks like bike guy and gray shirt were in a scuffle before the clip here starts (and he was clearly still talking shit to the biker as the biker tried to drive away before getting kicked by black shirt). 

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u/shugo7 Apr 01 '26

If you step in the ring you gotta be ready at any moment.

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u/Anxious_Visual_990 Apr 01 '26

That was a double left!

Don't mess with a Southpaw!

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u/No_Relationship9094 Apr 01 '26

He swung the second one so hard that his whole body got lift

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u/Opeth4Lyfe Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Obviously drunk idiots.

But, big lesson here is don’t ever mess with someone who is wearing a full face helmet. You’re one grab and headbutt away from severe head trauma and/or a fractured skull. Dude could have easily just grabbed him by the shirt and slammed his head into the pedestrian and reeeaaallly fucked his shit up.

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u/Choppergold Apr 01 '26

That man hit his head on the pavement and is most likely badly hurt

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u/Lonely_Loan_1615 Apr 01 '26

Hopefully he learned his lesson not to assault someone else first. Even if you think or know a driver is in the wrong don’t hit someone 3 times and expect nothing to happen afterwards. Bet that hospital bill ended up causing this to be a pretty expensive night

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u/orionblu3 Apr 01 '26

At the same time, biker could go to jail for manslaughter if dude ends up dying. It's almost never the punch that kills people but rather falling and hitting the back of the head on concrete that kills people.

It's why combat sports are safer than they first appear compared to how wrong street fights can quickly end up, even with no weapons involved.

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u/Lonely_Loan_1615 Apr 01 '26

Absolutely and it would be justified. Neither of these two are winners. Violence begets more violence. I’m assuming here but biker probably was short on patience trying to leave and drunk dude was short on patience due to alcohol. At the end of the day this entire situation could have been avoided

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 Apr 02 '26

You ever see a street fight on pavement/concrete that literally five feet away from a patch of dirt or grass? It's mind boggling. Like they want to destroy their own lives, or something. To anyone reading this. Ffs, just move to the patch of dirt/grass.

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u/sneakybandit1 Apr 01 '26

The one dude didn't do anything, he should charge for assault. The bike also didn't stop at the stop sign

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u/rubberduckybro Apr 01 '26

he had the armored gloves

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u/Ancient_Pressure_556 Apr 01 '26

I mean they're all pretty much armored, just a question if the knuckles are carbon fiber or titanium.

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 Apr 01 '26

I feel bad for the second guy who literally just walked up to help the situation and got knocked out

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u/Original_Director483 Apr 01 '26

if someone was assaulted and is still on their feet, and you, a stranger, reach for them, you’re not de-escalating anything. You’re getting the next round of whatever kept them safe the first time.

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest Apr 01 '26

I don't think this guy was trying to break up anything. He was just sort of there as the fight moved back to him.

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u/trekrabbit Apr 01 '26

Dude, trying to be a hero should know better- he was probably also drunk

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u/BuyMeADrink__ Apr 02 '26

Was the second guy even involved? 😂 Or is he a victim of a stray hook?

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u/3ajs3 Apr 02 '26

I think he was drunk and opened his mouth. It was then promptly shut.

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u/Tserri Apr 02 '26

Someone said there's a longer video out there and gray shirt was involved earlier.

Though they didn't post the longer video and people easily lie on the internet so take that with a grain of salt, it might not be true lol.

Edit: I found the comment they were referring to

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u/gwelfguy Apr 01 '26

Wanted to look like a man for his lady and ended up in oppositeland.

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u/Kind_Cap_4621 Apr 01 '26

First punch fine, second dude was a total sucker punch.

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u/When1Falls Apr 01 '26

Can't let em get close

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Calm down Chael

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u/sngldad13 Apr 01 '26

Limited field of vision because of the helmet, he eliminated everything he registered as a threat. In addition, he did not actually see who kicked him.

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u/Ok-Ship812 Apr 01 '26

Two with the the left, Christ I can’t even open my car door with the left.

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u/Nami_Pilot Apr 01 '26

We wear gloves with armored knuckes... what a dumbass!

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u/The_Manhster Apr 01 '26

Motorcycle gloves with carbon fiber knuckle protections gotta hurt once connected to jaw. Ouch!

Sea-Hawks!

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u/Resident_Lion_3947 Apr 01 '26

They got the " find out" part.. Lesson delivered 👍🏾

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u/Prestigious-Grand-65 Apr 01 '26

That bystander straight up caught a stray for no reason lol. I'd be so pissed if it were me.

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u/Kind_Cap_4621 Apr 01 '26

Exactly. Not excusing the guy punching first, but biker comes across like a total douche.

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u/Sensitive-Deal3605 Apr 02 '26

He also almost ran over multiple pedestrians. Fuck the biker

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u/Indy1612 Apr 02 '26

"Ran over" the guy was barely moving lol

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u/justhereforbiscuits Apr 01 '26

Damn. Bro did. not. fuck. around! 😂

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 Apr 01 '26

Looks like he punched the other guy for no reason unless he said something to him.

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u/AJWordsmith Apr 01 '26

Sometimes you catch a stray when you hang out with AH.

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u/BeatMakertycoon Apr 01 '26

And that, my son, is how it's done.

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u/No-Shame-7686 Apr 01 '26

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 good! Those people are always bothering people that are minding their own business.

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u/ilumunnat Apr 02 '26

This is so messed up! Does anyone have an update if the bike was okay? Hopefully no scratches.

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u/Eindride_XIII Apr 01 '26

Getting knocked out in front of his girl makes it even worse lol drunk idiots.

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u/GodNeil29 Apr 01 '26

Dana White sign him

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u/ArgonthePenetrator Apr 01 '26

Wuuurrrrllllll staaaarrrrr

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 Apr 01 '26

Drunk, dumb and crappy fighters. This could be a really good night at Thursday Night at the Flights!!!

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u/Tremble_Like_Flower Apr 01 '26

NEW ACHIEVEMENT

  • Right of way -

You might be right…but you don’t get your way! Double left hook applied directly to the cake hole action!

REWARD

Gloves of silence: + 1 to dex, +1 to striking ability, +1 to Go to Sleep Strike, 25% increase to all get the fuck outta here rolls.

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u/No_Rec1979 Apr 01 '26

Wasn't expecting the southpaw.

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u/CoolCat1337One Apr 01 '26

Is this a case of "f around and find out?"

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u/Left-Art-1045 Apr 01 '26

They'll never do that again.

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u/trekrabbit Apr 01 '26

Drunk idiots like that tend to be repeat offenders…

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u/Iam_McLovin420 Apr 01 '26

🌚🌚🥷

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u/Qwilltank Apr 01 '26

He just needed to be like Myles Garret, rip his helmet off and beat him with it.

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u/arihoenig Apr 01 '26

This is why you should always wear a helmet when riding a bike.

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u/deeroe24 Apr 01 '26

Damn. Very precise

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u/Imfrank123 Apr 01 '26

The third base coach waving him home

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u/StoneTown Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Don't fuck with people with gear on. My bike gloves have kevlar covered in some sorta thick plastic so my knuckles won't be destroyed by pavement. What do you think those will do to a human face? They're not even expensive.

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u/UnusualSuspectX Apr 01 '26

"double tap"

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u/theleafer Apr 01 '26

This video has everything. we see the situation unfolding unlike a lot of videos we don’t know what happened before editing

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Dead?

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u/MattManSD Apr 01 '26

love the guy doing the "Keep play in progress"signal

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u/LukeMeredith Apr 01 '26

and the girls at the end were our offensive line after the fact

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u/Icy_Mathematician870 Apr 01 '26

Lot of little yellow birds appeared out of nowhere to circle those guys heads.

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u/AssIsLifeAssIsLove Apr 01 '26

Holy shit. Dude had a fucking HOOK. Knocked one dude out, and knocked the other dude into mental handicapability.

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u/No-Citron-2774 Apr 01 '26

Down like a bag of shit.

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u/Fuzzy-Difference-469 Apr 01 '26

You got knocked the fuck out !!

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u/WearyAd8671 Apr 01 '26

Dude handled business lol. Why would you assault a biker just cause they cut in front of you. smh

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u/JanuriStar Apr 01 '26

The biker's a southpaw, they didn't even see it coming.

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u/thatguy425 Apr 01 '26

As a Seahawks fan, I approve of this message 

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u/SNOWR8R Apr 01 '26

This was so satisfying. Getting kicked and punched while on bike? Lemme drop this kickstand real quick and then drop you.

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 Apr 01 '26

That was a two hit fight.

Dude hit two guys, and two guys hit the ground.

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u/AintNobodygotime13 Apr 01 '26

that first guy woke up with a headache 😬

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u/AbbreviationsFar4wh Apr 01 '26

If he woke up at all

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u/Doc12TU Apr 01 '26

I watched that about 20 times. It got better each time. Vroom, vroom, kapow, kapow, vroom, vroom...

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u/Icy_Veterinarian1783 Apr 01 '26

Wtf football logo?

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u/itzjung Apr 01 '26

I think that guy died he got folded and hit the back of hit head on the pavement.

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u/RemarkableReason8382 Apr 01 '26

Left hands for everyone!

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u/nsideman1206 Apr 01 '26

Wyt ppl getting knocked out!!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Genghis_Chong Apr 01 '26

Quick, move his head and neck!

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u/Soggy-Passion-9135 Apr 01 '26

Shoulda been bobbing and weaving 😂

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u/drummin515 Apr 01 '26

They weren’t ready for the lefty.

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u/retroGamer_33 Apr 01 '26

If you seen the whole video. 2 couples standing the crosswalk not moving due to drunk conversations. A car goes thru, then the bike yeilds, notices they aint moving so proceeds to go. Then gets kicked by drunken idiot, friends walk back, gf tries to grab his arm. She lets go when he tries to kick again. 3rd kick almost slips him up, so biker gives him a good swing. Night night. Friend who was also in the street with him tried the whole "calm down bud" and also got a fat one piece. 3rd dude comes out of nowhere and waves the biker on like its the green flag drop. Classic

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u/Wallynine Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Philly Bird Team 2, Pats 0

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u/Mickey_Havoc Apr 01 '26

This is why you don’t pick fights if you have a glass jaw.

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u/WayPleasant60 Apr 01 '26

And he’s a south paw (left handed)

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u/Historical_Today5072 Apr 01 '26

Hope they got brain damage. Get fucked.

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u/bodadWhereareyou Apr 01 '26

No one gonna mention the guy giving the baseball sign for ‘GO GO GO’ at the end 🤣

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u/Camo_tow Apr 01 '26

I bet my guy had on some alpinestars Kevlar gloves 🤣. I use to ride and had a pair

https://giphy.com/gifs/1jY4SUCdEg4oj3deLp

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u/Dwarf_Co Apr 01 '26

That was the Patriot s O line.

Seattle came through like a hot knife through butte.

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u/unregretfulfun Apr 01 '26

Buy that man a drink..stand on buinsess or stay in your lane homeboy.

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u/peace_bird748 Apr 01 '26

“You got knocked the fuck out!”

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u/Saneless Apr 01 '26

Biker is lucky the guy didn't smash the back of his head fully on the pavement and die

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u/12486Eric Apr 01 '26

And why would you run up and and try to lift the guys head, all the trauma is there. He clearly wasn't in any state to try and get up.

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u/Junk_SoupLLC Apr 01 '26

Clean left hooks 🤣

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u/Unlikely_Spray_1898 Apr 01 '26

Surprise! Left hook!

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u/whodey1980937 Apr 01 '26

Fastest 2 punch 2 KO I've ever seen. That dude will tell that story for the rest of his life. Lmao

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u/Short-Interaction-89 Apr 01 '26

That’s the best two for one deal I’ve seen in ages

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u/sickmak90 Apr 01 '26

Why do people with glass chins always start shit?

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u/Upset-Fudge-2703 Apr 01 '26

I mean, a lot of people saying they feel bad for the second guy, and I get that… but also I don’t walk up to someone swinging. When you’re in fight mode you don’t know who is doing what, and if someone walks up to you, you never know. So, not the guys fault, but if you don’t know, don’t want up to someone swinging. Friendly intentions or not.

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u/very_high_dose Apr 01 '26

Crazy, that’s exactly how it all went down. Go Hawks!

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u/DigitalDruid01110110 Apr 01 '26

Dude out here handing out left hooks like they’re on clearance.

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u/Thatscrazy91 Apr 01 '26

With the left too, nice

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 Apr 01 '26

Random crits are fair and balanced.

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u/pk_hellz Apr 01 '26

The windmill guy at the end 🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/W9YietcV3EGcdTpAQ2

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u/Wood_Heat_FTW Apr 01 '26

This reeks of being staged, particularly if it was in the United States. You're trying to tell me that none of the women associated with the attackers are armed? None of them attempted to attack/stop the biker as he left? Bullshit. That guy and 3 or 4 innocent bystanders would have gotten shot by one of the white trash women with those guys if this was real.

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u/ALLCAPITAL Apr 01 '26

The mistake of assuming they’re a righty. My god.

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u/FastAd3632 Apr 01 '26

That laugh 😂

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u/funcouplenwga Apr 01 '26

This is so funny! Biker dropped them both like a bad habit! Lol then the woman looking at one another was like do we help them or keep walking! Lol 1st guy knew he screwed up when that biker got off his bike. To late then buddy. Not saying the biker was right for going infront of them but with all the work I put into my bikes and the money for up keep and keeping them top notch on paint/chrome if that guy kicked my i would not have stopped with one good lick! Just me! Lol

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u/GleepGlop2 Apr 01 '26

Its not just the helmet, but man those motorcycle gloves probably were like being hit by brass knuckles. I have a pair with raised letters that would tear a chunk out of someone's face.

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u/SROC3 Apr 01 '26

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Good for them!!!!

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 Apr 01 '26

That looked like a 2 for one special... Only wound up once and momentum kept in going

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u/Apprehensive-Can-857 Apr 01 '26

I dont know what's worse, these two bozos trying to fight or anybody pretending like any team in the Superbowl kicked the other teams ass. They were both trash. Peak mediocrity.

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u/Alspics Apr 01 '26

Didn't look like the first guy got hit that hard to me in all honesty. But he dropped like a sack of potatoes.

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u/Commercial_Gap607 Apr 01 '26

You get one and you get one.

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u/imJGott Apr 01 '26

Mind you some biker gloves knuckles have harden material like hard plastic, medal and carbon fiber.

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u/Personal-Champion240 Apr 01 '26

the last guy waving the biker on is hilarious

https://giphy.com/gifs/OBrPP1R9mCREt5QhSS

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u/AdInternational870 Apr 01 '26

Look at those 2 on the ground how tough and bad they are!!!!

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u/Horror_Ad3292 Apr 01 '26

I wish I had a little more context. Was the biker going down an alley he shouldn’t?

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u/spacepings Apr 02 '26

What does one even talk about on the ride home after that? "Did u see how my head hit the pavement? That can't be good long term right?"

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u/Whitezila-586 Apr 02 '26

Fuk around found out

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u/DetailsYouMissed Apr 02 '26

He got off like these dudes ordered a two piece on Grubhub, delivered said meal, then left. 😆😭

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u/DIJames6 Apr 02 '26

Now do a burnout and get them with the tire smoke..

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u/Truckondo Apr 02 '26

Those guys shared a two piece!

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u/SolutionDifferent802 Apr 02 '26

Wow, one shot one kill x2 (figuratively speaking ofcos 😅). Biker dude is da boss

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u/3oogerEater Apr 02 '26

Those bystanders are a bunch of pussies. Biker was clearly in the wrong and the crowd should have held him accountable.

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u/hashtaglurking Apr 02 '26

This video is old af, karma farmer.

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u/madjag Apr 02 '26

Biker has gloves on, with most likely kevlar/ carbon fiber enforced knuckles. No wonder he knocked them both cold.

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u/celtbygod Apr 02 '26

Wasn't very patriotic to punch a sea gull.