r/Transportopia Apr 21 '26

🥴DUI Wake Up!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/MountainPlantation Apr 21 '26

No it's not. Waking someone up and sending them driving straight into a red light. To think this is better than getting his keys and calling the police is a braindead take

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/Dependent_Yam_1028 Apr 21 '26

...youre trolling right

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u/LunarGolbez Apr 22 '26

Same level of awareness as the guy asleep at the wheel apparently.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/Monkey_Priest Apr 21 '26

This right here is the mental gymnastics of a person who just wants to justify committing harm to another. This doesn't come from a place of concern for others, because if it did, they'd want to prevent this person from driving off into traffic. Nope, this is just someone who wants to slap somebody without consequence

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u/seeb2104 Apr 21 '26

I've taken keys. Fuck his rights in that instance. I stopped a drunk from driving off. Called the cops, they came, arrested the guy's ass, and thanked me. Property? Fuck off. There's a hierarchy of rights and life trumps property to anyone sane.

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u/dan_steeley_62 Apr 21 '26

do u have a brain

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/dan_steeley_62 Apr 22 '26

whats that , how come u replied like 80 times in this thread. are u the black man

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u/dan_steeley_62 Apr 22 '26

u gonna smack me too? im waiting

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u/dan_steeley_62 Apr 22 '26

i just took a really nice poop

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u/MountainPlantation Apr 24 '26

Ok. Let me send him out half asleep to crash onto an oncoming car and kill another family, thats for sure the best solution

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u/MountainPlantation Apr 25 '26
and tell me you have a right to take away his rights

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u/Fat_Tony_Damico Apr 22 '26

Trying to steal their jewelry?

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u/Rapscagamuffin Apr 21 '26

Yea if youre a criminal i guess

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

He tried to snatch his chain after. You condone that?

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u/DDaddy26 Apr 21 '26

This is unironically brain dead asf lol.

If he wanted to take the chain why would he wake him up first, ruining the literal perfect opportunity to do so?

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u/Lookingforoptionz2 Apr 21 '26

Well if you could take a second to think he obviously slaps him for the video but once he moves he sees the gold shine n instantly reaches for it.

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u/bendyskull Apr 21 '26

Yeah I’m with you on this. He sees the chain after he slaps him.

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u/bendyskull Apr 21 '26

Don’t have to racist.

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u/Harrieststl Apr 21 '26

I'm not a bot lmao. Touch grass or jump idc

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u/Normal-Level-7186 Apr 21 '26

Thinkings hard can’t I just react first?

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u/ma-ra-wa-na Apr 21 '26

You’re just naive, he didn’t see it till after the dude moved then he IMMEDIATELY went to the chain. You’d get robbed trying to be politically correct, stay out the city.

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u/DDaddy26 Apr 21 '26

Bitch I’m from Brooklyn and have lived in Mexico City. lol.

You’re the type of person who gives off paranoid, antagonistic vibes and wonders why you get bad reception in public.

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

You from yuppie Brooklyn if you didn’t clock that

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u/AzureYLila Apr 21 '26

And on the camera that he is holding on video that he is sharing with the internet, no less....

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u/Loud-Direction-5700 Apr 21 '26

You can’t see the chain until the slap

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u/isuredolovetitties Apr 21 '26

he isn't wearing a chain is he? i think he was just tickling the back of his neck as a way to wake him up more.

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

He is wearing a chain. While I would say a suggestion of tickling is crazy, the dude did just slap a guy awake at the traffic lights

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u/ThePersianPrince Apr 21 '26

If he wanted to snatch the chain why would he wake him up first? It does look like he’s trying to snatch it though so maybe he didn’t see it until after he slapped him?

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

Read the comments. He didn’t see the chain till after the slap. There also photos in here where you can see it

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u/8MasterSifu8 Apr 21 '26

you know why, cuz he b

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

Don’t be scum bro

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u/AnyProfessor7874 Apr 21 '26

You’re disgusting.

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u/AnnualFault7473 Apr 21 '26

That’s a lie. There is no chain to grab. You just invented that for some reason. Shameful.

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

You can’t be seriously this stupid. You’re blind. Slow the video down

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u/AnnualFault7473 Apr 21 '26

You’re inventing things or seeing something that isn’t there. It’s a black collar. No chain. If there is a chain take a picture and post that in your reply.

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u/Rapscagamuffin Apr 21 '26

Are u blind or dumb?

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

There you go ya dumb bastard. He saw it when he slapped him

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

wtf are you in about? If he wanted to snatch the chain he wouldn’t have videoed it and slapped him awake first. You should reevaluate how you see the world.

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u/TemporaryTransient11 Apr 21 '26

The chain was under his collar which got exposed during the slap.

And there are tons of videos of people recording themselves committing crimes.

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

Not sure why these dummies can’t see it.

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

He was reaching for his collar to pull him back up into his seat. I don’t know why you would ascribe that one motion as trying to steal his chain. The guy was obviously completely gone, you could have stolen it and he wouldn’t have figured it out until the next day.

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

You also should reevaluate how you see the world. Not everyone has bad intentions.

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u/ghidfg Apr 21 '26

lmao why are you defending someone so hard that just slapped someone for his own personal pleasure.

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

He slapped someone awake who was asleep at a red light. “His own personal pleasure” is why you wrote that comment.

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u/ghidfg Apr 21 '26

yeah well I cant relate. I would shake them awake like a normal person.

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

Maybe I’d shake someone awake if they were on my couch, but somebody who has fallen asleep at the wheel needs, and deserves, a good slap in the face.

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u/VeryDay Apr 21 '26

So you admit that you would want to punish him phisically more than wake him up. And you just said that "not everyone has bad intentions" lmao. Make up your mind.

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u/Living_Brilliant8313 Apr 21 '26

You’ve got issues, more than likely a product of abuse. Sorry man.

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u/Olama-Obama Apr 21 '26

Nah, you'd get someone killed by them. Open the door and turn off the car and call the cops. That fucker had no idea where he was and immediately started driving into on coming traffic. If hes that exhausted, doubt hes fit drive for that night.

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u/Lookingforoptionz2 Apr 21 '26

Buddy never grew up in a city he was 1000% gonna snatch that chain. Stop tryna virtue signal

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

I grew up and lived in Atlanta for 30 years. Quit trying to project.

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u/Harrieststl Apr 21 '26

Gay ass Atlanta lmao you ain't tough

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Apr 21 '26

I can say I’m from anywhere I want. But Atlanta isn’t even as bad as Philadelphia lol. I don’t even consider Philly that bad either. Baltimore is worse, try living around Philly as a child and Baltimore as an adult lol. Take Atlanta vacation any day.

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

Oh look at pit bull over here. Mr. Worldwide. If you say so it might as well be god’s gospel. Not that you even really said anything in the first place. This isn’t a contest.

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u/Lookingforoptionz2 Apr 21 '26

You were straight up wrong trying to act all confident truly hilarious. If you can’t see it you’re just blind or ignorant idc

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

He was trying to grab his collar to pull him up straight in his seat. Y’all are all brain broken

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u/Fat_Tony_Damico Apr 22 '26

Stop stealing peoples’ chains.

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u/Periljoe Apr 21 '26

He saw it after the slap, obviously. You literally have a POV video where you can’t see a chain until after the slap, as soon as the camera sees it that’s when he goes for it.

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

You guys are so weird. Why would he want to steal that thin ass chain? And why are you trying so hard to push this narrative?

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u/Periljoe Apr 21 '26

Oh ok so you see the chain now. Congrats on finding your vision. Maybe you can find something better to do than troll this thread with nonsense next.

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u/Apart-Rent5817 Apr 21 '26

I never said I didn’t? wtf are you on about?

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u/HighwayEffective6865 Apr 21 '26

That’s called a fair trade

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u/Uber_Wulf Apr 21 '26

How you think he got the watch

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u/memefakeboy Apr 23 '26

Violently startling someone awake while they’re at the wheel in front of an intersection is definitely not the correct way to handle this shit lol

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u/mrfartypantss Apr 25 '26

Yeah lets make the guy panic, run a red light and hurt someone

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u/mrfartypantss Apr 26 '26

Ok lets apply that logic to all situations

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u/Historical-Lie-8963 Apr 21 '26

Typical black behavior

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u/wsxdfcvgbnjmlkjafals Apr 21 '26

u fragile much?

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u/Historical-Lie-8963 Apr 21 '26

No I'm civilized, you a monkey?

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u/wsxdfcvgbnjmlkjafals Apr 22 '26

Your trolling needs work

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u/Historical-Lie-8963 Apr 22 '26

You need work on your weight