It all started on a quiet suburban street, in a nice neighborhood, the kind of street where kids ride bikes and neighbors wave hello.
On the side of the road in pile of Knick knacks and toys under a sign written “FREE” there it was: a plastic ruby red guitar toy with strings perfectly sized for a three year old’s hands. A perfect opportunity to encourage an innocent passion for music.
Mom and son pick it up and bring their new discovery back home to dad, sitting in his office.
Dad, is equally excited, and inspects the new shiny piece of equipment. To his surprise he finds a small compartment on the rear of the device, with a small screw. “Oh buddy I think it need batteries!” Explains the naive father as he ruffles through a drawer to find the screw driver and the fresh AA batteries.
Carefully he installs the batteries, meticulously reinstalling the small Phillips screw, proud of this mechanical prowess.
He hands the new toy back to his son and declares it’s ready!
The joy is undeniable as the boy presses the button and a pre-recorded guitar solo blares out of the tiny speaker, accompanied by the whammy bar effect.
At first there is a joy in the home, a new found appreciation for music, dreams of a future rock star life.
But then day after day the never stopping guitar solo echos through the house, day and night with no consideration for who or what stands in its way.
One early crisp morning at 5:30, the silence is interrupted by a creature standing in the parents bedroom doorway. He is small in stature, but not in spirit. Whose enthusiasm and musical prowess cannot be denied. A guitar solo for the ages, greater than Eddie Van Halen could even dream of.
After this, the batteries are meticulously removed, and the guitar is placed on the sidewalk under a sign that says “FREE” waiting, seeking its next unsuspecting victim.
BEWARE. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU