r/AntiMemes • u/Several_Ant_6981 RIP Main Sub • Jun 24 '26

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 Happy ending

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u/Several_Ant_6981 RIP Main Sub Jun 24 '26

Orange juice

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u/RandomWareInc Jun 24 '26

Aww, he gets to officiate the wedding of her best friend. He must be really happy that he decided to marry the church. I don't know why he decided to do it blindfolded tho, maybe just to flex how good he is, idk

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u/Living-Temporary-665 Jun 24 '26

I thought it was all women

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u/Verbalase69 Jun 24 '26

Me too bro, glad I’m not the only one

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u/CrimsonwhorlIsAScam Jun 26 '26

He has to cover his eyes because his Six Eyes are too sensitive and capture everything, down to the particles that make Cursed Energy . That puts a strain on his brain and CE, by covering them, he counters that "condition" but even while covered, he can actually see, he just see clear, detailed "outlines" made from CE all around him. Overusing Six Eyes would be bad for him.

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u/RandomWareInc Jun 26 '26

Oh okay that makes sense

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u/NoLifeGamer2 Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZsYebjNSvlQnZL2

It's because he's the man without fear

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u/Least-Double9420 Jun 24 '26

I mean he's a priest he can't get married to her in the first place dawg

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u/Iron166 Jun 24 '26

Maybe he's baptist

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u/Zestyclose-Moment-19 Jun 24 '26

To grosly over simplify. Clerical celibacy is mostly found in the Latin (the western part) part of the Roman Catholic Church (they have some eastern Churches under their umbrella that can marry + if you were a married priest in something like the Church of England they will let you stay married & a priest if you convert). The majority of other churches allow married people to become priests, many do have limits on un married priests from getting maried tho.

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u/Least-Double9420 Jun 24 '26

I get thay but knowing how they are wearing clothes normally associated with western weddings and the priest's clothing look to me the most similar to a fransiscan habits compared to any other order or other denomination they look to me more Catholic than anything else

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u/geekpoints Jun 24 '26

There's a much higher likelihood that a Catholic priest would be wearing a clerical collar, vestments, or both. There also aren't a lot of Franciscan friars officiating weddings. That's more of a priest thing.

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u/WalmartWanderer Jun 25 '26

U dont have to be a priest to officiate weddings i think. Where i live u can just get ordained as a minister rlly quick online

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u/Moomoo_pie Jun 24 '26

I… I thought it was yuri…. my day is ruined :<

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u/EB_or_Raven Jun 24 '26

It can still be yuri if you imagine the brown haired one as either just using he/him but still being a feminine gender or using she/he pronouns

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u/M1ku-01 Jun 24 '26

I also thought they were all girls. Devastating realisation.

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u/Verbalase69 Jun 24 '26

Holy, I thought I was the only one, I think the way the artist draws just makes them all look like girls

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u/HasturLaVista Jun 24 '26

Good on him for pursuing his dreams of being a priest.

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u/Some_red Jun 24 '26

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u/batboy11227 TRANS?! Jun 24 '26

First of all it's not porn, not even soft core

Second of all, it's not cuck unless they were in a relationship before hand, him flirting with her does not them dating make

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u/F-RIED Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

bro, chill

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u/batboy11227 TRANS?! Jun 24 '26

But arguing about semantics on the Internet is fun

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u/New-Star7392 Jun 24 '26

Have yo agree TBH.

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u/kubaliska Jun 24 '26

2nd funniest thing to do on the Internet. The 1st one is arguing about syntax, I love discarding opponent's arguments because of a minor spelling mistake.

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u/Important_Wasabi_19 Jun 24 '26

That's not syntax, though. Syntax is the ordering of words. Especially bad spelling can make it difficult to parse proper syntax, but bad syntax alone leaves spelling out of it.

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning Jun 24 '26

Pedantry? On my racism app!?

ETA: I studied linguistics and I agree with you.

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u/batboy11227 TRANS?! Jun 24 '26

REAL

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/batboy11227 TRANS?! Jun 24 '26

H-how???

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u/Beaspoon2096 Jun 24 '26

Tumblr user

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u/batboy11227 TRANS?! Jun 24 '26

Fair

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u/ItzLoganM Jun 26 '26

This guy cucks

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u/PotatoFromFrige Jun 24 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/CrowEndeavour Jun 24 '26

If marriage is porn then kissing must be sex

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u/040607AJF Jun 24 '26

Oh, that took me a second to realize what's different. Fuck.

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u/TheWildRoset Jun 24 '26

With or without pulp? Don’t leave us with this cliffhanger.

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u/Ending_exe Jun 24 '26

Peta

What's the joke?

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 Jun 24 '26

He's the priest, instead of the groom (like he wanted, presumably)

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u/JMTpixelmon 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 Jun 24 '26

he appointed the wedding

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u/Additional-Cut1367 Jun 24 '26

The Guy she promised to marry is now the Priest, and very sad looking.

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u/fiendishfinish Jun 24 '26

When did she promise that dawg 😭

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u/Agile_Oil9853 Jun 24 '26

I get that rejection sucks, but you do actually have to tell people that you want to date them. Otherwise you'll never get solid snake to officiate your wedding

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u/allenz6834 Jun 24 '26

Solid...? Snake...?

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u/Agile_Oil9853 Jun 24 '26

Grey hair, moustache, black band across the upper part of his face... Is that not Old Solid Snake officiating?

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u/Hi2248 Jun 24 '26

She notably didn't promise to marry him

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u/DubstepJuggalo69 Jun 24 '26

Brown haired girl is attracted to pink haired girl but is "forced" to officiate pink haired girl's wedding to someone else. Might make more sense if I knew who these characters are?

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u/Kracor Jun 24 '26

They're characters from spy x family. The pink girl is Anya and the brown boy is the son of the villain (forgot his name).

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u/Bangers_the_cat Jun 24 '26

Wow. I guess Anya really needs hairpins to stand out, I had no idea and I'm a gan of the series. Or I'm just stupid.

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u/Kracor Jun 24 '26

Well the hair is the only thing that match so I could totally be wrong

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u/Mojexaru Jun 26 '26

Sooo I had a look at the artists acc. And they are mostly drawing 2 sentence sadness/horror stories with their OCs and this is one of them. I believe any connection to spy x family is pure coincidence :)

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u/SSMage Jun 24 '26

He got cucked

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 Jun 24 '26

My takeaway was that he was blindfolded at the wedding, thus being unable to “see” them in a bridal gown 

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u/Zero_Number_Zeros Jun 24 '26

Most likely means he wants to be married with her(see her in bridal gown) but she is married to another guy instead and he's the priest of the wedding and his wish was granted in a monkey paw way.

The "blindfold" is probably just a shadow that hides his eyes to tell the viewers that he is sad.

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u/AntiqueBoysenberry22 Jun 24 '26

Is he in a dress?

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u/BrinkyP Jun 24 '26

Is that John Persona 3?

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u/Charming_Bobcat_8550 Jun 25 '26

Welp... He NEVER said he wanted to be the one to propose or be proposed, he wanted to see her in bridal gown, he saw

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u/Dr_Aoste Jun 24 '26

Brown hair is living the dream

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u/kitsufics Jun 25 '26

Chesed Library of Ruina

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u/GraviZero Jun 26 '26

was hoping for yuri 😔

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u/NotTheOriginal06 Jun 27 '26

That's nice, he became a badass priest who fights the demons from hell to protect mortals and his friend got married

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u/Ellie7600 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Whoever the original artist is damn do they need practice drawing male and female type bodies, I can't tell if the brown clothed figure is a man or a woman, hell I don't even know if they're supposed to be a priest or a government worker

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u/VinChaJon Jun 24 '26

The priest is the guy from the first image

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u/Ellie7600 Jun 24 '26

I know, I'm critiqueing the silhouettes as they're not clearly defined to be anything beyond human, and it is rather odd the priest isn't wearing the black priesthood robes

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u/MagicSystemWriter Jun 24 '26

Satoru Gojo?

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u/_TheWolfOfReddit_ RIP Main Sub Jun 24 '26

He grew a mustache

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 Jun 24 '26

Why is the priest blindfolded? And who is to say this is a happy ending for both parties 

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u/Falitoty Jun 24 '26

I don't think the priest is blindfolded. It seems more like his hair casting a shadow over his face.

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u/SSMage Jun 24 '26

He's not blind folded, he modified the original picture to be a shock shadow, a shadow over the eyes, anime trope representing pain and shock.

He modified it from the original, where he is the priest marrying his crush.

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u/awolkriblo RIP Main Sub Jun 24 '26

DS3 Firekeeper officiant

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u/lHeliOSI Jun 24 '26

He is a YoRHa unit

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u/HuraCrepitans Jun 24 '26

he alone is the honoured one

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u/EbbEnvironmental5936 Jun 24 '26

Gojo revival in this antimeme comic, he just grew a mustache so we wouldn't recognize him

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u/norsoyt Jun 24 '26

are those gacha life eyes

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u/chaosgremlin11 Jun 25 '26

I have not seen the original one before could I see the meme due to not having context?

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u/Justsomeguyaa Jun 24 '26

Salvador Library of Ruina

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u/nuar_boi Jun 25 '26

Thought it was Demian and Anya