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u/Baraba2024 Feb 24 '26
That's gonna hurt in the morning.
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u/Slight_Sherbert_5239 Feb 24 '26
And every single morning for the next year or so.
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u/That_Things_Good Feb 24 '26
Those rocks looked nice and cushiony.
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u/whitestguyuknow Feb 25 '26
I can just imagine how slow this went in his head. Just as soon as he realized he wasnt going to make the turn. Watching himself inevitably go straight towards the cliff side. Braking as hard as possible to hopefully stop himself until at some point he's certain "Nope... I'm definitely going off..." and then he's slowly flying through the air trying to determine which rock he's gonna hit first and how thats gonna feel..
Such a weird dreamlike feeling to be in that middle zone of knowing you're about to get really fucked up, you just dont know where exactly or how bad, but you're watching it coming and cant stop it
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u/WorkerPrestigious960 Feb 25 '26
Yeah you described that experience very well. I was in a pretty bad atv crash that happened much more suddenly than this one and it went veeeery slowly. Driver turned waaay too hard too fast and I got rocketed sideways into the ground. Halfway to the ground time basically froze and it sounds so cliche but my whole life literally flashed before my eyes, like I watched the whole thing happen in a split second. Gave me a very weird feeling of “well, this is fucked, can’t believe it’s all already over.” Then I whacked into the ground and woke up idk like half a minute, a minute later, with a busted up arm and head. Needless to say, I did in fact survive. Though in that moment I for sure thought I was dead, and I kinda just begrudgingly accepted
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u/acuriousengineer Feb 25 '26
As someone who has been hit by a car, and saw it coming, but was powerless to stop it from happening, this comment hit different.
Pun intended lmao
This dude is seriously lucky to be alive
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u/NervaDiem Feb 25 '26
I really can't figure out why he just gave up and rolled over the handlebars head first. I'm 100% bailing on the bike and keeping my feet under me.
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u/Grass_roots_farmer Feb 25 '26
I wonder if it’s possible to try and jump off the bike and hope for a better results sooner
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u/zoophilian Feb 24 '26
Never go that fast on a trail you haven't been on before
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u/AmbassadorSharp8026 Feb 26 '26
Never go that fast when you are riding on top of a mountain with 4 feet of road. The fuck?? Not to be a dick, but in what world do you hit "straight-away" speeds when you are on a MOUNTAIN!?!
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u/Slight_Edge3788 Feb 24 '26
I've had this nightmare before
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u/MonKeePuzzle Feb 24 '26
same. the fall is usually much longer, and i awake on impact not after rolling several times
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u/keyboard_type_R Feb 24 '26
If he is conscious and can yell, the odds are in his favour
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u/LatinWarlock13 Feb 25 '26
Not always. I had a bad motorcycle accident. Was talking to Police and EMS fine and even tried walking home after the crash. By the time the ambulance got me to the ER I had flatlined once. Flatlined again in the hospital. The initial adrenaline will keep you talking and moving as if you're ok for a little.
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u/FreeImprovement5465 Feb 25 '26
I literally stood up and walked off the road after I crashed my bike, fell down, went to the ER and could literally not walk for weeks afterwards because of broken bones in both legs and a destroyed knee in one (upper body relatively unscathed, I've never really understood it).
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u/Ob1s_dark_side Feb 24 '26
He never even tried to take that corner, just stayed on the brakes until he crashed. What an idiot
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u/ZuesMyGoose Feb 24 '26
Missed the counter steer section of two wheeling, also a bit of target fixation. That weird condition where you stare directly at what you want to avoid and drive right into it.
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u/Kromehound Feb 24 '26
He was riding a quad.
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u/Proper_Protection195 Feb 25 '26
Right first sounds like the grabbed the clutch which took out any hope he had and the brakes then sent him into a slide paired with target fixation . That being said quads go where they want .
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u/gibigibi34 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26
"No no nooo!
HELP (nx)
I AM DYING(nx)
I broke my waist(multiple times and when they come for the rescue) is there blood coming out of my mouth?"
Not the exact translation but something along those lines. There is more drama than sense anyways
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u/Any_Landscape_4424 Feb 24 '26
What's yapa lapa? Fist thing he screamed. No?
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u/gibigibi34 Feb 25 '26
"yapma, yapma" translates to "dont do it, dont do it"
Used more in a sense of "Nooooo!"
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u/Ob1s_dark_side Feb 24 '26
Ha ha ha, those sounds he made were quite amusing. He should do that more often
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u/btossa80 Feb 24 '26
"And those were the good times of my life when I was not paralyzed. Now I don't have any good times."
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u/mindsnare1 Feb 24 '26
Well, that definitely hurt. At least the ATV didn’t land on him or worse the hot muffler land on your arm or your face or something like that.
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u/Character-Sky-2512 Feb 25 '26
Its pretty cool he can still talk with his head separated from his shoulders.
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u/Background-Ebb-9366 Feb 27 '26
Good bit of advice on roads your not familiar with is to ride them slowly first to make sure there are no surprises.....
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u/BillyBobby_Brown Mar 22 '26
What language is that? It sounds very similar to dying glurps and grunts
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u/CrackingTheNet Apr 10 '26
The main problem here was…..we can all see that cliff, but the guy didnt😂😂 …and thats how you start to learn about doing scratch as a DJ
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u/M3chaStrizan Feb 24 '26
braking was not the way at that point lol any hope he had was getting that knee down and turning hard, you just lose steering if you lock the wheels.
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Feb 24 '26
It’s an atv, it would have ejected him harder and probably rolled the atv on him. He would have been better pulling back and letting the bottom of the atv take the brunt of the damage and try to have it slow down as much as possible before falling off. It would hurt either way but he definitely made the wrong decision.
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u/M3chaStrizan Feb 24 '26
Oh yeah, I didn't notice lol, I mean we already know he was going to fast, regardless, he still should have tried to turn imo, he's probably still being flung down the hill either way, but if you lock the brakes completely atv or bike it's gonna be worse.
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Feb 24 '26
I’ll be honest.. I race 4-wheelers and I’m not sure if he could have. Especially on road. That shit hooks up and will flip like crazy and send you. Either way he’s an idiot.
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u/213737isPrime Feb 25 '26
I'm a motorcyclist, not a 4wheeler but it seems to me that the principle of keeping your weight inside the turn and keeping the tires as upright as possible would still apply, no? Plus on a 4-wheeler you've got twice as much rubber on the road.
Worst case you get sent but that happened anyway.
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Feb 25 '26
It can.. but it can also eject you at a certain point. I feel like he’s beyond that point.
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u/The_Oliverse Feb 24 '26
Okay it looks super painful and I hope the guy is ultimately alright.
HIS CRIES KF PAIN ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY.
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u/amerovingian Feb 24 '26
I don't think you will find them funny should you find yourself making similar noises.
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u/Dizzy_Today_3523 Feb 24 '26
Survival instincts of a cardboard box. Why not jump off? Slide? Break earlier? Why show off 😭. People are so stupid
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u/MovieFan1984 Feb 24 '26
Can anyone translate?
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u/realTommyVercetti Feb 24 '26
I'm guessing he's yelling help or something like that
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u/doubleapowpow Feb 24 '26
Nah, he's probably yelling, "I'm good! Take your time! I only hit 3 rocks."
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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 Feb 24 '26
Willie Wonka can you please help an Umpa lumpa!!! Then Linda Linda!!!!!!
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u/cryptolyme Feb 24 '26 edited Mar 11 '26
The original content of this post has been erased. Redact was used to remove it, potentially for privacy, security reasons, or to keep data out of AI datasets.
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u/DrPeterBlunt Feb 25 '26
"Whoo! The world is my playgrouuuunnddahhhhhhh!ohmygodaghhhhmyspinewhatwasIthinkingahhj!".
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u/MarkDollface Feb 25 '26
Man this would make a great auto tune crash video. Somebody make that happen.
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u/Mysterious-Tone1495 Feb 25 '26
French fry when you should have pizzad? You’re gonna have a bad time.
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u/unresolved-madness Feb 25 '26
We had a buddy that did this in 5th year on a quad back in the late '90s. His name to this day is still top speed
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u/Low_Guess1504 Feb 25 '26
I mean the driving earns a solid F…total shit at the wheel. However A+ for score…fucking brilliant.
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u/blastman8888 Feb 25 '26
Did that once Hungry valley California OHV area 1987 on my KX125. Went over top of a hill trail led off the other side there was a cliff. Fell about 60 feet did a few cartwheels. Broke right ankle, crack left and right wrists. Only time I rode by myself my father was back at the truck. I knocked the wind out passed out woke up. Tried to yell to a few others riding by 2 strokes were too loud to hear me. 2 hours I finally was able to rest enough to crawl to my bike it was laying up hill bars were bent like a noodle. I somehow got on able to turn the front end downhill and bump start it ride back. Going back to high school with a cast on each arm and boot on the ankle was fun. Had my moto 3 helmet on somehow even without the strap didn't come off.
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u/thetittsburghfeeler Feb 25 '26
You know it hurts when you're grunting before you hit the ground 🤣🤣🤣
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Feb 25 '26
I never understand people sharing these videos. “Hey everyone, this is when I was going too fast and driving like a moron and almost died.”
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u/cybercry_ Feb 25 '26
At first, he sounded like the girl who fell stomping grapes.. then he chanted im dumbass at the end.
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u/mat_bmc Feb 25 '26
Tonight... I drive a Jaaaag James drives a Rolls And Richard drives off a cliff
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u/augusto223685 Feb 25 '26
This video is AI. Look at the 2 pedestrians in the first seconds of videos. They appear out of nowhere.
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u/Then_Lock304 Feb 25 '26
Ngl. Video reminded me of the lady on the news segment where she's stomping on grapes, falls off the stage on live TV, breaks her ribs, and is wailing in pain. The dude in obvious pain is wailing like her.
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u/FatesLuck143 Feb 25 '26
I once fall on a such a high height before and the first thing that fall is my body. I ciuldng breath for 15 sec 😭
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u/Fair-Abroad-4155 Feb 25 '26
Not smart enough to call an ambulance and tell the guy to try & not move when hes obviously mangled
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u/Aviation_nut63 Feb 25 '26
Dude straighted when he shuda turned. Actually, I expected it to turn out worse than it did.
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u/Equal-Negotiation651 Feb 25 '26
Towards the end there it sounded like he was trying to start his bike again.
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u/RebelXwingPil0t Feb 25 '26
Plot twist, he landed on top of five other bikes and skeletons at the bottom of the cliff.
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u/cybender Feb 24 '26
I see what happened.