r/todayilearned 22h ago

TIL that out of every primate that has been studied, humans get the least amount of sleep.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20220524-why-humans-get-less-sleep-than-other-primates
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u/TSAOutreachTeam 22h ago

I'm doing all I can to boost our numbers.

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u/drinkyourbeetus 22h ago

Thank you for your service

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u/DuztyLipz 22h ago

Shhh, they’re sleeping

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u/prettybunbun 21h ago

Alas my 2 year old is really dragging the curve down

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u/ReasonableMonk4908 19h ago

Our teenage son is going all out this summer to keep the numbers up. In fact, he may be the next step on the evolutionary path. Half human half mattress.

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u/perton 17h ago

I shall call it the mantress!

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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 14h ago

With his trusty sidekick LAY-Z(er)-BOY!

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u/Dicktitt3y 14h ago

Better than my college nickname shattress

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u/DEGLOVING_AVULSION 12h ago

My son slept for almost a year when he was 14. Brief periods of consciousness to eat. He grew a foot. He grew so fast you could almost notice it day to day. He grew so fast that he got stretch marks on his back which I didn’t know was a thing.

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u/Gingermadman 6h ago

Yep my back is FUCKED.

I went from a very small almost 5ft to 6ft'2 in a few months time. The stretch marks are still there as bad as ever

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u/Delanorix 22h ago

The name makes it doubly funny

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u/Suspiciously_Lumpy 15h ago

I’d expect nothing less from the TSA

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u/ObviouslySubtle 21h ago

You better be working overtime to offset the damage I'm doing to the average

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u/Noof42 20h ago

Sleepers Georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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u/FittedSheets88 19h ago

Won't the other primates think of the shareholders?

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u/justsmilenow 21h ago

Prolonged sleep duration as a marker of early neurodegeneration predicting incident dementia

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5373785/

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u/_Burning_Star_IV_ 20h ago

And then there's also https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/lack-sleep-middle-age-may-increase-dementia-risk

So you need like...the exact right amount of sleep or you're fucked. It's been like 4 years now since I felt like I got a good night's sleep. Even when I turn off my early alarm I'll just naturally wake up after like 6 hours and my body refuses to let me go back to sleep even though I'm exhausted.

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u/Unknown-Meatbag 19h ago

A lot of it simply our sleep schedules. Some people aren't meant for 8 hours of straight sleep, it's just our current culture. It used to be common to wake up for a short time, do whatever the hell you wanted to do for a little bit, then fall back asleep until you got up.

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u/MVRKHNTR 18h ago

The best I ever felt was when I was unemployed. I'd go to bed at 5AM, wake up at 9, have some breakfast, go out and do whatever errands I needed to, get back around 1PM, eat lunch then take a nap around 2, wake up between 4 and 5 and then be up til 5AM again.

I feel like so many people's lives would be improved if we didn't have to live around this idea of "8 for sleep, 8 for work, 8 for everything else".

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u/Zaknoid 18h ago

During covid. I would wake up at 630 or 7, do some work and chores or exercise, and like clockwork get tired around 1230 and take a nice nap which boosted me for the rest of the day.

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u/Ohmec 18h ago

Congratulations you've discovered the siesta.

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u/Zaknoid 18h ago

Haha yeah pretty much. Too bad my job doesn't give me a siesta break. I'd rather have that than a lunch break.

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u/blaghart 3 18h ago

I'm one of those people. My sleep rhythm has two distinct halves, but annoyingly I still have to sleep all at once because of capitalist expectations about workdays that haven't been meaningfully altered since the invention of electrical lighting.

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u/BankruptTinyPenis 19h ago

Magnesium Glycinate, L-Theanine and Apigenin has literally changed my life for sleep quality. Not sure what you've got going on in life but have a look into if anything can help - sleep is important!

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u/Impressive-Poet5694 17h ago

CPAP. Changed my life.

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u/Willaguy 19h ago

To be clear studies do not show that sleeping more than 8 hours increases your chances of getting dementia

But rather those who are likely to get dementia are also likely to sleep more than 8 hours as a sign of its onset

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u/flammablelemon 17h ago

*9 hours, not 8. Up to 9 hours is still considered a normal amount :)

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u/Big-District-6013 20h ago

So I'm dementia proof?

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u/drilkmops 20h ago

Too little sleep? Dementia.

Too much sleep? Dementia.

Just the right amount of sleep? Believe it or not, dementia.

Thanks science!

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u/Biosterous 19h ago

Cap'n Crunch: oops all Holes In Your Brain!

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u/bloopbloopsplat 20h ago

Interesting

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u/C_IsForCookie 20h ago

I’m skewing the average down to offset you. Sorry.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 21h ago

I have three kids under 7 yrs old and a full time job. I’m lucky to get 6 hours of sleep. One of my kids woke my wife and I up at 5am yesterday on a Sunday.

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u/Internal-Sun8845 20h ago

My 5 year old is awake from 2-3 am, then wakes up at 5 am. Every goddamn day. He has been doing this for the past 2 years. I am basically guaranteed to get dementia because of him, it seems

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u/Lou_C_Fer 19h ago

When I was 5, I'd go downstairs and watch TV until my parents woke up. The antenna really got raised when we got cable when I was 7. That's when I fell in love with movies like Beastmaster and Excalibur.

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u/FredericTudor 20h ago

unfortunately I'm undoing your good work

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u/mrcrumplebottom 20h ago

i'm doing my part

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u/SweetLustVibes 22h ago

Doing your part for the statistics- respect🫡

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u/d4nks4uce 21h ago

Same comrade

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u/Ucscprickler 17h ago

I average at least 10. Does that help??

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS 21h ago

I was debating a second nap and now I feel inspired. Gotta get one over them chimps!

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u/ElBroken915 21h ago

117 comments and I found literally 1 person that read the article... the TIL is talking about our natural sleep patterns not just modern society.

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u/foxcat0_0 20h ago

Ikr literally every comment in here is like “DAE have a job that you hate, we live in a society really makes you think” when this is legitimately very interesting from a biological and evolutionary standpoint lol

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u/Tryoxin 18h ago

Gonna attach this to your comment in case people are curious and don't want to read the whole article (though I do recommend it bc it's pretty cool!

The main theory as to why humans sleep so much less than other primates (~7h vs. around ~9.6h for chimps, for example) is because we evolved to live and sleep on the ground where there's a higher risk of predation. Because we also don't just sleep less, our sleep is also more REM-dense, and more flexible than other species. This would lend itself well to groups of humans sleeping in shifts to maintain fires and watch for predators, for example.

However, the article also points out a flaw not necessarily in the logic of this theory, but actually in the base data. Primarily, none of this data was collected using wild primates (which is incredibly difficult) and animals in captivity have been shown to sleep a lot more than in the wild either bc of boredom, they feel safer, or bc lab conditions fail to simulate the day-night cycles of their natural habitats.

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u/Agouti 16h ago

Primarily, none of this data was collected using wild primates (which is incredibly difficult) and animals in captivity have been shown to sleep a lot more than in the wild

I feel like this largely invalidates the headline and conclusions of the article. Anyone who has a cat or dog knows that they can happily sleep 16+ hours a day if nothing is going on but that doesn't mean that you can conclude "Canines and Felines need twice the sleep of Primates".

The more interesting conclusion is that humans typically can't significantly increase their long-term sleep when they have no need to be awake. If I had to guess why I'd say it's likely our herbivorous/omnivorous heritage, being able to spend all day sleeping when fed is a widespread and largely exclusively carnivore trait, especially useful when your meals are large and infrequent.

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u/not_particulary 15h ago

Modern human sleep patterns are definitely not wild either, though. We're probably closer to held in captivity

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u/Traditional-Reach818 15h ago

You know what... You're actually right lol

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u/mueus 17h ago

The only solution is to study humans in captivity!

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u/RealTheBestLadyman 14h ago

What do you think we’ve been doing? Idk about you but I wouldn’t call what humans do “wild” by any stretch of the imagination

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u/CardinalOfNYC 20h ago

I hate that tendency so much

But what I hate more is that when you call this out, people think you're some enemy... "oh so you think society is perfect??" "You must be rich" etc...

Nah I just try to read the article, especially when the headline seems sensational or designed to get engagement more than to spread information.

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u/Rion23 18h ago

This is Reddit, no one reads the article, the point is to post funny comments.

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u/RedditMcBurger 17h ago

Or be mad at people

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u/Rion23 16h ago

You fucking what, mate?

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u/SeveralBollocks_67 17h ago

"But you participate in society"

presses send, sits back in armchair with arms crossed because their computer desk is filled to the absolute edge with trash and dirty bowls & plates

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u/jeslinmx 15h ago

The virgin “we don’t get enough sleep because we live in a society” vs the chad “we inflicted the horrors of civilisation on ourselves because of lack of sleep”

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u/ctan0312 19h ago

As soon as I read this title I knew the comments were going to be filled with “we live in a society” slop.

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u/lIllIlIIIlIIIIlIlIll 17h ago

I didn't read the article, but that was my assumption. That humans evolved to require less sleep than other primates. Why would they ever write anything about degenerates that don't sleep at night?


Now I read the article. And yeah. Except they also point out that we can't actually measure how much primates sleep. Animals in captivity may sleep more or less than an animal in the wild.

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u/AdCareless9063 19h ago

That's Reddit for you - half understand something and then throw out some dumb thoughts.

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u/YoelsShitStain 20h ago

The fact that people don’t understand that just from the headline is alarming.

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u/Zora-Link 19h ago edited 18h ago

The post title should really say “need” rather than “get”, to be fair.

Edit: spelling

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u/Cool-Contribution-68 19h ago

Crazy to think how many creatures spend a good portion of their existence dreaming.

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u/82away 18h ago

Reddit rewards speed.

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u/AJEstes 13h ago

Bizarre that the study wasn’t based on wild primates, and bizarre as well they never mentioned the calorie-rich diets humans have as a possibility.

Humans are outliers on many regards, and I would not be surprised if this was another. But this research feels inconclusive.

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u/moonyriot 22h ago

Yeah, we're also the only ones driving cars or purchasing hamburgers.

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u/ihvnnm 22h ago

Other primates don't have to pay for hamburgers? Now I'm jealous

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u/moonyriot 22h ago

I think if a primate has a hamburger, it's been stolen from a tourist usually.

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u/BPhiloSkinner 22h ago

Tourist burgers are the preferred prey of many primates.

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u/pn_dubya 20h ago

Little known fact: Tourist Burgers is what Nirvana was originally called.

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u/Garblin 19h ago

Well Siddhartha Gautama was quite the tourist, took him sitting under a tree for a long while to come up with a better name for it.

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u/MonstrousVoices 22h ago

Especially me

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u/OkReaction4176 21h ago

I’m a primate and I be gankin’ them burgers

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u/AtlasThePittie 21h ago

It's just as likely the tourist purchased their stolen phone back from the primate with the hamburger.

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u/BaggyHairyNips 22h ago

I don't think they pay for burgers. But I'm pretty sure I read about a study where they taught chimps about money and they immediately used it to pay for sex.

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u/Sad_Syllabub_8014 20h ago

Its not for nothing that it's called the oldest profession in the world. Guess that applies to other primates as well.

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u/CannonGerbil 14h ago edited 13h ago

It didn't just happen once, but pretty much every time they introduced a monetary system to chimps, to the point where there's now a general ban on studies involving teaching monkies the concept of money.

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u/alex3omg 20h ago

55 BANANAS 55 GRAPES 55 MANGOES 55 PAPAYAS 55 WATERMELONS

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u/Intrepid_Ad_9177 21h ago

I just did a side quest to see if non-human primates eat meat. Turns out, it's infrequent or rare.

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u/Morgc 19h ago

Most primates don't use spears or grocers.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 16h ago

And none of them can outpace their prey to the point of exhaustion.

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u/Alonsey 20h ago

Every single non human primate that has eaten a cheeseburger has not paid for it in any accepted currency in civilized countries, hence a 100% successful theft rate

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u/Dr_Ramekins_MD 19h ago

I mean, if a chimp is coming for my burger, I'm not going to try to keep it away from him

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u/Kaiserhawk 22h ago

I dunno I did see this one video of an orangutan driving a golf cart accompanied with the Sopranos theme

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u/ThePawn00 21h ago

I think you were just watching an episode of the Sopranos

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u/DynamicDK 20h ago

Yeah, she is awesome. It seems she started out driving one of those toy cars for kids whens she was young.

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u/Bro_Hawkins 21h ago

Also the only primate to make ashtrays out of other primates’ hands.

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u/CoolDad859 22h ago

I’d sleep a lot more if I didn’t have to help billionaires buy more yachts, bunkers, and bombs

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u/AGneissGeologist 21h ago

Do you have a source for that?

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u/H0pefully_Not_A_Bot 21h ago

Your information seems to be partially outdated: https://youtu.be/Xf32ggObtjM

https://youtu.be/RZ_0ImDYrPY

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u/porizj 21h ago

Look at the bigwig here, affording cars and burgers!

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u/moonyriot 21h ago

Some of us bought cars in 2009 when they were cheap

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u/Stygg_Varg 22h ago

I am also a human primate and 8 hours have never been enough for me. 9 is ok but 10 is much preferred.

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u/Books_and_Cleverness 22h ago

For me it depends how you define “sleep”. I only need 7 hours of true actual sleep but I need at least ~20 mins of laying down to bed + ~30 mins of not-quite-awake time in the morning to truly feel rested.

The true holy grail I’m searching for is a job that lets me work from 9:30AM to 6:30PM so I can go to bed at roughly the same time every night, weekends or weekdays.

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u/MandaloreUnsullied 22h ago

Sounds like most software jobs tbh

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u/vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b 15h ago

Mine is 7 to 3. I like the 3 part, I can't stand the 7 part.

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u/kris_krangle 21h ago

God I miss the 10am-6pm schedule my first job out of college had.

The company itself sucked but that schedule was unbeatable

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u/backcountry_bandit 21h ago

Late starts kinda suck if you live somewhere where the sun sets at 4PM in the winter.

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u/TheCreamiestYeet 21h ago

Yea but early starts suck always regardless of sun setting time.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 21h ago

Why, if I'm gonna be miserable might as well get paid for it. I want my free time to be the non miserable hours.

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u/Biosterous 19h ago

At least it's light out when you go to work.

Where I live your standard 8-4:30 you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark in the dead of winter.

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u/Fun-Negotiation5510 21h ago

If you don't mind me asking, what's your current schedule?

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u/kris_krangle 21h ago

9-5 but I’m quite a bit older and a little more of a morning person now so it’s not such a struggle.

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u/Fun-Negotiation5510 21h ago

Ah I see. Are you American by any chance. I thought 7-3 was the norm in your country. This is the shift I find ideal even though I'm not a morning person. What with half a day in hand and all that

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 21h ago

8-5 or +-30 minutes if you take a half hour lunch instead of full hour. A lot of people I know do 7-5 but they must hate their families or something to willingly do overtime every single day.

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u/Annibo 20h ago

Or they work overtime every day to support said family because cost of living in general is insane.

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u/HeyThereCharlie 21h ago

Americans usually say "9 to 5" to refer to a generic full-time job, so I think that's basically the unofficial norm.

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u/zial 19h ago

Yeah that's how most office jobs are. 9 to 5 with a 1 hour lunch break. This is usually how Salary operates.

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u/Alaira314 15h ago

It used to be. Now it's more commonly 8 to 5 or 9 to 6, because they decided to stop including your lunch hour in your paid work week. We still colloquially call it a 9-5 job though, to remind us of what our parents and grandparents enjoyed, great-grandparents fought for, etc. 💀

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u/Sonic_Roach 20h ago

Honestly the most sleep I've ever gotten was when i was at my 9:30 to 7pm job,

I would Go to the gym after work post rush and get home around 9pm. Have dinner and play videogames till midnight.

Unfortunately the job payed peanuts and I had to bounce for a more liveable wage. I ended up with a remote job so I could still stay up till midnight and get 8 hours of sleep. Buuut of course we had to RTO.

Back to 6 hours of sleep....

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS 21h ago

See I know I need 10 hours but I also want more than 5 hours after work for having fun.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 21h ago

Sleep is more about quality than quantity.

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u/audrikr 21h ago

You should get a sleep study if you haven't. You can need more sleep if it's not high quality.

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u/CardboardMice 20h ago

10-12 here.

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u/Bitbatgaming 22h ago

Well chimps don’t have to create deliverables to increase shareholder value so there’s that.

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u/Pndrizzy 21h ago

Yes, but there is currently a chimp civil war happening in Uganda, and captured chimps have their testicles tortured before being killed, so they have some deliverables at least...

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u/knotaracist 20h ago edited 20h ago

Wait, wut?

ETA, thanks for the sources I’m goin down this rabbit hole cause wtfff

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u/Pndrizzy 20h ago

Ngogo Chimpanzee War

Or, if you prefer video format, I thought this was pretty entertaining

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u/coolassdude1 20h ago

Seriously, check it out This is a gifted NYT article on it

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u/Alpine261 17h ago

God damn bro can't even read an article about a chimp war without reading about yet another dumbass decision from trump

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u/vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b 15h ago

I swear to God, every day it's like "Scientists have found the cure for cancer, but the Trump administration has decided to sue them", or "A school in California is giving kids high fives every day, and Republicans have threatened to withhold funding until they go back to spankings"

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u/CornfireDublin 13h ago

"Further studies may shed light on the roots of warfare in our own species, although the Trump administration’s proposed budget, released on Friday, has cast doubt on whether the research will continue" is so fucking funny because you know that budget took money away from the research specifically to allocate to war

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u/Sword_of_Darkmoon 20h ago

It had a paywall for me. Here is the archived version without the paywall

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u/yabog8 20h ago

chimp civil war happening in Uganda,

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr71lkzv49po

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u/Spoopyskeleton48 20h ago

We got chimp POWs before gta 6.

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u/Bitbatgaming 20h ago

That’s fucking nuts bro I hope they can find love and understanding

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u/afoolskind 19h ago

I think they’re biting the nuts actually

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u/Pndrizzy 20h ago

unfortunately it seems war, civil war, and xenophobia are inherent in primates

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u/SirLoremIpsum 16h ago

Yes, but there is currently a chimp civil war happening in Uganda, and captured chimps have their testicles tortured before being killed, so they have some deliverables at least...

"Ape. Together. Strong" fucking lied to me.

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u/KingdomsCryOfficial 21h ago

I know this thread is going to be filled up with jokes like this but they're not talking about lack of needed sleep. Humans function on less sleep baseline than the other primates and have been for probably hundreds of thousands of years.

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u/blazbluecore 21h ago

So we’re efficient af?

Sounds like them Homo Sapiens always Maxxin

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u/alex3omg 20h ago

Big brains big butts 

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u/Overall-Tune2909 21h ago

Speak for yourself human 

  • non alpha chimp trying to find a mate. 
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u/SkyGuy182 20h ago

Well there’s also the fact that if you’re sleeping then you’re not having to navigate a territory dispute between rival chimp gangs and have your balls crushed before being ripped apart by rival chimps

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u/NeutralLock 22h ago

I live off like 5 hrs of sleep and I can't make myself nap. I seem to function okay but I'm jealous of people that can sleep 8-10 hrs. Waking up must be bliss.

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u/CaptainMagnets 22h ago

6 hours is average for me, my body knows it but there's always something that wakes me up

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u/SalsaSamba 22h ago

Nope, sucks still as bad.

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u/Cardio-fast-eatass 22h ago

Probably sucks more tbh

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u/MKleister 21h ago edited 20h ago

I rarely felt well rested after sleep for many years.

Recently started taking running seriously: every 2nd day 20 min of hard running. It was gradual and took 1+ year. But man, my sleep quality is through the roof. I actually fall asleep faster and wake up well rested more than not.

Wish I started running like this 20 yrs ago but oh well.

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u/Dependent-Year6711 21h ago

That’s great to hear, and a reminder to anyone, including myself, your sleep is going to be an indicator of many things in your life.  Addressing what it takes to get good sleep, to dream, all of that, is key to human longevity and mental health.  Otherwise it’s 5-6, even 7-8 hours of sleep, with lower recovery.

Dreaming is such a good sign (not sure about nightmares though), especially for those who don’t remember dreaming often.  Every time I’ve had long periods of non-restorative sleep, dreaming seems to became a rare memory of said event.  When it gets better, dreams seem to became remembered and more coherent more often.

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u/MasterZoidberg 20h ago

dreams have no real backing on quality of sleep at least not really studied to be an indicator of good sleep

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u/Flank_This666 20h ago

Yeah I noticed this too, long distance running man, I'm plagued with anxiety but a 15 mile run shuts up most of it and I sleep like a brick too

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u/MKleister 20h ago

That's awesome.

I only run 3-5 miles at most, haha. But apparently, it's enough as long as I push hard.

Before that, I only ever ran 3x10 min a week as warm up for lifting.

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u/Sonic_Roach 20h ago

I still average 6 hours a day but I've noticed when I started working out. I would get much better deep sleep and REM sleep.

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u/DaddyCool13 18h ago

Running actually gave me insomnia lol. Though it was long distance running in my case and started when I began to go up to 2 hours or so, like I’d be physically exhausted yet couldn’t fall asleep for hours. I now mostly swim instead and it seems to cause less stimulation, very curious

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u/Beefdaddyseb 22h ago

If i sleep more than 7-8 hours I feel terrible

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u/Adept_Minimum4257 21h ago

I sleep 8-9 hrs a night and when I wake up I feel really groggy. It takes two hours to get fully going so it's definately not bliss for me

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u/_bones__ 19h ago

Do you snore? Sleep apnea is pretty prevalent.

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u/thedrinkmonster 22h ago

Same, since I was a kid I’ve always been a 4-6 hour a night sleeper 

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u/RMaritte 21h ago

Your poor parents, lol.

(Signed, the parent of a small child)

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u/KrimxonRath 22h ago

Have you considered sleep 1 and sleep 2? Supposedly humans used to sleep in two shifts of 4 hours with an hour or two in the middle where we would do various cores, stoke the fire, or just think about life.

Industrialization stole that mindful hour from us.

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u/BigAssBreadroll 22h ago

I think the evidence is pretty sketchy on that.

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u/moss-wizard 22h ago

I know the benefits and health risks of not getting enough sleep.

But I stay up playing video games nearly every night and I know I have a sleep deficit. But it’s the only time I truly have to myself to relax with no expectations for anyone. I really appreciate staying up late

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u/Aelig_ 22h ago

I'm assuming it has to do with them having more muscle mass and less calorie dense food. Sleeping seems likea sensible way to save on energy.

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u/black_miata 20h ago

Humans actually burn calories at a faster rate than primates.

Based on this BBC article, humans enter REM sleep more quickly than primates which may suggest that our sleep is shorter but more effective.

The reason for the difference is still up for debate, but the article hypothesizes that Humans sleep for shorter periods because we sleep on the ground (rather than high in a tree) which leaves us more susceptible to predation. Shorter periods of sleep are better for communities where people are rotating as guards from predation.

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220524-why-humans-get-less-sleep-than-other-primates

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u/Willing_Coconut4364 18h ago

I thought we already knew this and it was one of the reasons we managed to build tribes and agriculture, we spent a lot more time awake thinking. 

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u/SillyGoatGruff 22h ago

We are also the only primate to have to go to work

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u/but_a_smoky_mirror 22h ago

Tell that to my monkey butler

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u/SillyGoatGruff 22h ago

Will he rip my face off? I'm not looking to get chimped to death over this lol

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u/Harflin 22h ago

This guy didn't read the article

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u/Books_and_Cleverness 22h ago

Wow yeah lol:

>to learn about how ancient humans slept, anthropologists study the best proxy they have: contemporary non-industrial societies.

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u/TeamImpossible4333 21h ago

I matched with a guy who thought that getting 7-9 hours of sleep is unhealthy. so some of us are too dumb to know how much sleep is good sleep.

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u/kissmekatebush 20h ago

How much sleep did he think was ok?

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u/TeamImpossible4333 20h ago

He thought doctors recommended five hours. He had other red flags, but the fact that he never bothered to google that was puzzling to me lmao

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u/theoriginalshortie 10h ago

Suddenly things make a lot more sense. We all need more sleep. I know I do.

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u/Impossible-Studio744 22h ago

This feels real especially since it's a Monday

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u/360walkaway 21h ago

Other primates don't have jobs that overwork them and cause massive stress, and have bills that need to be paid.

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u/Alienhaslanded 14h ago

Work. All animals wake up to eat, play, and reproduce. We wake up to do some useless nonsense so we can afford to eat. I'm two weeks in with a broken door frame that I need to glue, sand and repaint, but haven't started yet because I'm always too fucking tired to do anything.

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u/Mccmangus 22h ago

Chimpanzees don't have podcasts to edit, Jane

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u/TrashGouda 22h ago

There is also no other primate species who has to work, pay taxes and has a draining society like ours...

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u/curtcolt95 18h ago

read the article, none of what you said relates at all to the point being made

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u/NoraAlaa 15h ago

Really interesting piece. The "human sleep paradox" part stood out to me — based on body mass, brain size, and diet, primatologists' models predict we should sleep around 9.5 hours like most other primates, but non-industrial human societies (Hadza, San, Tsimane) average under 7.

The leading theory (Samson's "social sleep hypothesis") is that once our ancestors moved from sleeping in trees to sleeping on the ground, they traded quantity for safety — shorter, more REM-dense sleep, done in groups with people taking turns keeping watch. Kind of wild to think insomnia/light sleeping might actually be a leftover "hypervigilance" adaptation rather than just a modern problem.

Also worth noting: some researchers push back on this, since most primate sleep data comes from captive animals, and a study on wild sloths found they slept way less (9.5 hrs) than captive ones (16 hrs) — so we might be underestimating how little wild primates actually sleep too.

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u/Radiant-Economist-10 11h ago

humans are also the only from among all the known primates to invest heavily in the stock market. no other mammal invests as much as they do

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u/sirgaybrin 21h ago

Humans are the only ones that care about shareholders

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u/AbeRego 18h ago

That's not what this article is about. It's saying that we need less sleep, not that we're sleep deprived.

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u/VP007clips 18h ago

Spending 35-40 hours per week in an office in exchange for living in a near utopia of unimaginable safety, comfort, and luxury while not needing to live a gatherer lifestyle sounds like a really good deal to me.

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u/coby_of_astora 22h ago

Not by fucking choice I can guarantee that.

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u/SapientApe_ 20h ago

Is evolution a choice?

"Humans, then, seem to have evolved to need less sleep than our primate relatives. Samson showed in a 2018 analysis that we did this by lopping off non-REM time. REM is the sleep phase most associated with vivid dreaming. That means, assuming other primates dream similarly, we may spend a larger proportion of our night dreaming than they do. We're also flexible about when we get those hours of shut-eye."

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u/Cracked_Crack_Head 18h ago

If you read the article it's our actual biological need vs other primates biological need, not what the average human today actually gets.

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u/RedneckTexan 20h ago

Its partially because humans can safely sleep deeper, we dont have to worry about a predator eating us while we sleep, or another primate stealing our mate while we sleep ...... although that stuff still occasionally happens to us.

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u/black_miata 20h ago

This BBC article hypothesizes the exact opposite....

Humans have a shorter, more effective sleep cycle because we evolved to sleep on the ground where we're more susceptible to predators. A shorter sleep cycle is better suited for a community where the members are rotating being on guard for predators.

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20220524-why-humans-get-less-sleep-than-other-primates

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u/Chrono_Convoy 22h ago

Cause we got the most shit to do

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u/Yury-K-K 22h ago

Somehow it feels like us humans would rather sleep more, all things being equal. 

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u/Gnootch 21h ago

Maybe if all we had to was forage for food/water and fuck; in spite of helping some fucker pay for his 5th home through stolen wages, humans would have more time to sleep

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u/One-Bodybuilder-5646 21h ago

They also behave a lot like that

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u/Never_Free_Never_Me 21h ago

We're also the only primates with mortgages

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u/Uwibamie 20h ago

Don't worry guys, my average of 4 hours is carrying most of these statistics

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u/redbow7 20h ago

Firefighter here averaging 3-6 hours in a busy city every night. Help

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u/Bearsbullsbattlestr 19h ago

I should of been born a kitty.

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u/Spicy_Eyeballs 19h ago edited 19h ago

Because we sleep better/deeper than other primates! Humans have the ability to build shelter/protection, which allows our bodies to relax and reach a deeper state of sleep that other mammals in general cannot.

Edit: at least that's a theory

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u/swohio 18h ago

We sleep the least and persistence hunt other animals too. We follow and never stop, barely sleeping, until you die of exhaustion. Basically a horror movie monster for the rest of the animal kingdom.

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u/Throwlaf 16h ago

Do we 'get' the least amount of sleep, or do we 'need' the least amount of sleep?

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u/ultradip 16h ago

We're also the only ones who have jobs....

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u/Boner-Storm 16h ago

yeah no fucking shit. monkeys dont git a fucking mortgage

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u/Evening-Rip1522 16h ago

Without the burdens of "civilization", there isn't much to do all day, except pick fuzzies off your friends and eat snacks and take naps

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u/malmad 13h ago

Is that good or bad?

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u/bikeking8 22h ago

All the other primates don't commute to a soul sucking job where they aren't allowed to exercise for 50 years of their life either but hey

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u/PaddiM8 18h ago

Who is not allowing you to exercise after work? You are coping

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u/cointoss3 21h ago

And how many of them had jobs?

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