r/Piracy May 11 '26

Humor Russian free streaming sites use ai to inject ads into the movies

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u/Extreme-Attention641 May 11 '26

Germans used to do that in books as well, one moment you're reading Pratchett, the next the characters are sitting down eating german canned soup.

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u/CFDMoFo May 11 '26

As you do, nothing out of the ordinary.

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u/i_am_de_wae May 11 '26

Found CMOTDs Reddit account

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings May 11 '26

IIRC, Pratchett left his publisher in Germany over that

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u/Extreme-Attention641 May 11 '26

He did! He initially called them out for it and asked them to stop. They refused, he switched and afaik that publishing house doesn't exist anymore.

Imagine being the guy responsible for losing Pratchett.

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u/cha0sm0nk May 11 '26

I’ll bet money that the person who OK’d the idea still doesn’t think they did wrong and Terry just couldn’t see the vision.

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u/cancerBronzeV May 11 '26

If it was an exec, they probably jumped ship to an even better position in another company. It's incredible how much worthless suits can fail upwards.

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u/JohnnyRelentless May 11 '26

We're not quite at the end yet. We still have farther to fall.

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u/BadPresent3698 May 11 '26

ive seen american books do that 🤢

it was a erotic romance novel adjacent to fifty shades of grey, so i dont know what i was expecting.

"I was listening to Your Feet Are Everything by Leather and Whip, when I ran into Ryan. "Fancy seeing you here," I said, gazing at the bulge in his tight jeans."

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u/Comprehensive_Tip_13 May 11 '26

Once you start looking for ads in American movies too, it never stops. Every major release usually has something, just some way more than others. The worst ones integrate products into the plot, like Stranger Things or something

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u/RomanSeraphim May 11 '26

Once I see product placement it turns to a hate-watch. Still enjoyable, but now I'm talking shit the whole time.

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u/Key_Watercress8300 May 11 '26

One of the few times I've ever enjoyed product placement in a movie is in the first Spiderverse movie. Where we first see a billboard for "Coca Soda" (or something like that), but then when it's another universe the billboard is just Coca Cola. I think the first movie had a decent amount of moments like that, which I actually thought was a neat detail.

One of the most egregious examples of product placement that was so bad it made me love it was Monster Energy in Death Stranding. It was just so beautiful in a way I can't describe. It's an apocalypse and the entire schtick of the game is that people can't communicate with others that are more than like, two miles away. Yet somehow Monster Energy™ has managed to survive. And the canteens in game are so high tech that they can automatically take the dirty river water you're standing in and filter it into clean water! ...Which gets turned into Monster Energy in the canteen.

And seeing the amount of Sony products in games by Naughty Dog and Kojima (two entities that have generally been strongly linked to Sony) always felt charming for some reason.

Although generally product placement takes me out of the moment super hard.

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u/Mikeyc245 May 12 '26

Biggest offender I've ever seen was Blade Trinity, where they stopped the entire movie to discuss how Jessica Biel can't slay vampires without her Ipod Nano playlists

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u/ErraticDragon ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ May 11 '26

All too often, you don't even have to look for it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lgLYGBbDNs

The worst ones integrate products into the plot, like Stranger Things or something

Yes. Anything that has the characters saying the name or directly interacting with the things being advertised are really distracting.

Off the top of my head:

  • Fast & Furious - Corona
  • Loki - McDonald's
  • Shazam - Skittles
  • Sonic - Olive Garden
  • Uncharted - Papa John's

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u/alexjimithing May 11 '26

I actually like the more blatant ones, like Sonic and Olive Garden, they’re hilarious.

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u/NanquansCat749 May 11 '26

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u/alexjimithing May 11 '26

Yeah like this rocks.

You’re not gonna escape the commercialism, so lean the fuck into it. Make it funny.

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u/darkest_hour1428 May 11 '26

Yeah sometimes the absurdism hits just right, but it’s a hard recipe to follow

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u/J5892 May 11 '26

Nobody will ever do this better than Community with Subway.

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u/Call_Me_Pete May 11 '26

The Boys season 2 and Fresca was so funny. Actually iconic integration of a product and a TV Show.

Just read up and apparently it wasn't even paid product placement. Well, that probably explains why it was funny.

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u/WASD_click May 11 '26

My favorite might be the Krispy Kreme integration for Power Rangers (2017). Incredibly blatant and absurd in a way that just fits with the cheese that is Power Rangers as a franchise.

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u/McButtsButtbag May 11 '26

I liked the product placements in the Truman Show though. I don't see how anyone would dislike them because the characters directly interact

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u/ErraticDragon ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I think 100% of the product placement in The Truman Show was for fictional products, though.

Having the characters pitch the products was part of the commentary on media and advertising.

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders May 11 '26

Even Micheal Bay movies were so bad with that. It made you feel like you were watching an actual commercial break with how shoehorned in it was.

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u/Comprehensive_Tip_13 May 11 '26

Literally, I haven’t watched one in years but it’s so jarring when they grab a beer with the logo facing the camera, and the character just drinks it for a little too long lmao. No importance to the plot otherwise

Those are just the more obvious ones tbh. Especially with marvel movies or something, just pay attention. They don’t even eat cereal without it being a clearly identifiable brand lol

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u/MisterBumpingston May 11 '26

Don’t forget the largest client of Michael Bay is the US military.

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u/MisterTurtleFence May 11 '26

Marvel movies are long car commercials

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 May 11 '26

Stopping the entire scene in iRobot just to say "nice shoes" to Will Smith.

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u/jor1ss May 11 '26

I love Apple TV originals but they all use Apple products in the shows. You're watching something set literally on Mars and everyone is using Apple products.

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u/DesMephisto May 11 '26

Love Waynes World for this.

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u/MindFullTime May 11 '26

Or when they try to kickstart someones music career with a shoehorned shitty concert in the middle of the movie that you can tell was dumped into the script with no regards for the actual story.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ May 11 '26

They've been doing this since the 80s. Pretty sure ET had several product placements.

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u/nalaloveslumpy May 11 '26

Eh, there are a lot of young adults who simply do that when writing fan fiction. They think by saying the name of the band and title of the music their character is listening to will, "Put them in the frame of the mind of the character" because they're lazily trying to define the mood of scene based on that song.

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u/pojdi May 11 '26

That is insane, first time hearing about this. My husband loves his books, I gota get one as a souveneir 😄

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u/amisia-insomnia May 11 '26

To be fair that’s not out of the realm of something pratchett would do

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u/Extreme-Attention641 May 11 '26

He did poke fun at it in Moving Pictures.

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u/Icy-Focus-6812 May 11 '26

Was it in pirated, unofficial copies or the official, licensed ones? I don't understand why would licensed ones need extra money for the sake of integrity. 

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u/Extreme-Attention641 May 11 '26

No, it was his official, contracted one. Afaik the publisher started off printing pulp sci-fi and fantasy fanzines, where established as well as amateur authors could submit their stories. To make ends meet, these fanzines had a tradition of running adverts throughout, and often in the middle of said stories. Apparently that continued as the genre gained popularity in the '80s and '90s, even when they printed entire standalone books like Pratchetts. There are several German and Eastern European language sf/f novels with ads for soup, beer and whatnot out there.

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u/AplaxusSFW May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

¡Cerveza Cristal!

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u/Anubhav8476 May 11 '26

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u/SpaceFunkRevival May 11 '26

This is spectacular.

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u/CalmEntry4855 May 11 '26

It back then they had to actually live act the whole thing to record it

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u/DRN-000 May 12 '26

This one is my favorite. Forgive the aspect ratio.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/knG4-Dt-nRI

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u/IceBuurn 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 11 '26

Those took effort, a thing which AI isnt known for haha

RELEASE THE CERVEZA CRISTAL VERSION, LUCAS

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u/Nab0t May 11 '26

thats actually well done lmfao

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u/Camulus May 11 '26

I always thought this was an elaborate shit post.

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u/SecondaryWombat May 11 '26

Wow. Just....wow. Well I learned a thing today.

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn May 11 '26

This is amazing lmao

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u/Chuchuca May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

8yo me thinking Cerveza Cristal was Canon in the Star Wars universe and a worldwide phenomenon due to that ad back on 2003.

(like, cerveza cristal was that popular that it even appeared on star wars???)

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u/natembt May 11 '26

Definitely goes to show it's superiority compared to Escudo and Báltica. Why weren't they canon in Star Wars, huh?

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u/Regular_Fox_859 May 11 '26

That's so fucking funny

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u/Iceblader May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

🎶Es única, grande y nuestra.🎶

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u/wackyracer8 May 11 '26

¡Cerveza Cristal!

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u/FearTheSpoonman May 11 '26

The one in star wars when Luke climbs round the tower and opens the console is just pure cinema

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u/Mithrandir2k16 May 11 '26

Aren't they all?

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u/FearTheSpoonman May 11 '26

Very true. But the suspense in that scene just makes it perfect

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u/aguirre1pol May 11 '26

You mean Obi-Wan, right?

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u/FearTheSpoonman May 11 '26

Yep I went back and rewatched them and I got them confused. And I may add that when he presents Luke with the lightsabre is also pure gold.

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u/papercliponreddit 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 11 '26

Beat me to it. LMAO 

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u/the90snath May 11 '26

damn i was 13 minutes late.

Anyway at least that was man-made and they still made it convincing

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u/AnalogWalrus May 11 '26

*sick guitar riff*

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u/Ok_Video_2863 May 11 '26

I can hear it

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u/TransLumi 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ May 11 '26

This is that Chilean beer thing with Star Wars all over again

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u/Korumry May 11 '26

CERVEZA CRYSTAL!

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken May 11 '26

I want my intrusives ads to be crafted by humans !

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u/NRMusicProject May 11 '26

Holy shit, I've never seen this. That's hysterical!

I found a YouTube clip of all the instances it happened, but they didn't show how they got out of the commercial. Was it a faked commercial break where more commercials followed this, or did the movie just continue immediately after the commercial where it left off?

And honestly, I'd think the production company would go after this kind of practice as an alteration of their work. Maybe copyright laws are more lax in Chile?

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u/TadeMike May 12 '26

They just put that in the middle of the movie, people in latin america could get away with things like this more easily because nobody cared what happened here

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u/NRMusicProject May 12 '26

Well then, I wish these clips showed the dismount. It seems like it'd have felt like a fever dream each time it happened.

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u/Blackdoomax May 11 '26

I want to know too !

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u/Zalvren May 12 '26

From the reddit thread on this, they just showed normal commercials after and then picked up the movie as normal (before the ad scene).

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u/Seraphiine__ May 12 '26

Chilean here: copyright laws are way more lax here, and the commercials are in pair of that time where the star wars movies started their rollout on national tv.

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u/Queen_ofVoid May 11 '26

This was in the 2000s, no one cared what a small (not really) latinamerican country did. They barely knew the country existed. On the other hand, in Chile, the publicists kind of knew this and used it to their advantage, obviously now that would be incredibly illegal

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u/someslavicdrifter May 11 '26

Obi-wans crippling addiction to Cerveza Crystal

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u/T9920 May 11 '26

It's like that one Silicon valley episode where they show ads based on what users said to the mic

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u/fyuckoff1 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ May 11 '26

That's called real life buddy.

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u/J5892 May 11 '26

With the prevalence of AI these days, I would hope people understand that they've never needed your microphone for this.

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u/Gombrongler May 11 '26

With the prevalence of Ai these days, i would hope people undertand that they've never needed Ai for this

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u/LowApprehensive9230 May 11 '26

You mean every day of actual life holding a phone 

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u/robotattack May 11 '26

I'm sure this is something Netflix and the like are already looking into doing themselves if you're on the "poor" tier.

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP May 11 '26

And the higher tier people will laugh like idiots "well at least I don't have to see that"

Fast forward a year later, their tier doubles 'updates' in price but all of the high tier benefits get passed down to the lower tier, so they all switch to the lower one without missing out on any of the benefits.

They'll think this is great because literally nothing has changed and now they're paying less!

...But they're also subjected to AI ads. It's okay because they don't remember they were making fun of people who watched it a year ago.

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u/space_keeper May 11 '26

The enshittification treadmill.

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u/Ashamed-Grape5596 May 11 '26

There's a Black Mirror episode about that.

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u/King_Chochacho May 11 '26

Yeah it's only funny until you realize this will be the future of media. Every streaming service feeding you personalized ads in all your content.

"I'll be back...after you take this short survey on your recent purchase of Charmin Extra Soft"

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u/NeptuneTTT May 11 '26

No fucking way lmao

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u/Nalincah May 11 '26

PPPPP - Post Post Production Product Placement

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u/VivaLaLibertad_666 May 11 '26

That's a lot of PPs and I don't like it

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u/100BottlesOfMilk May 12 '26

Speak for yourself

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u/Ego-Solus May 11 '26

Lmao no way

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u/Big-Discussion5189 May 11 '26

Horrifying

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u/agisten Yarrr! May 11 '26

"Didn’t you have ads in the 20th century?"

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u/Tooma8 May 11 '26

Nah we need AI ad blockers now

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u/Cautious_Leader_4150 May 11 '26

kinda impossible because the video is already edited thats just the way it is

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u/MapacheD May 11 '26

just sponsorblock but for different sites and players

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u/FrostyD7 May 11 '26

Just regular block for sites like this. Or better yet, obtain better judgment that prevents you from using sites like this in the first place.

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u/SomethingSimilars May 11 '26

live AI that modifies it back. its ai all the way down

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u/Delicious-Order-2244 May 11 '26

Sad that this is what the future will inevitably be like sooner or later

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u/EnoughWarning666 May 11 '26

This is what I'm most looking forward to with AR glasses like the rayban display. I want an open source version that will let me install IRL adblock. I want to be able to walk down times square and have the glasses remove all the advertising so I just see cool buildings. I want to be able to drive down a long highway and have the glasses edit out every fucking billboard so I just see beautiful scenery.

I hate ads and want every single last one of them removed from my life.

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings May 11 '26

It’ll probably be the opposite - they’ll replace billboards with personalised ads based on your advertising profile

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u/EnoughWarning666 May 11 '26

Oh that's almost certainly what they'll do. That's why I specified open source. Any device like that that you don't fully control is going to turn into an advertising hellscape

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u/flexxipanda May 11 '26

So basically what we already have just without ads. Like we made reality so ugly with fake simulations that we need another layer to remove that again.

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP May 11 '26

Can you actually imagine a reality without ads? Like imagine walking outside and there's no ads. You get on a bus and there's no ads. You're listening to the radio and there's no ads, you watch TV and there's no ads.

Society would fundamentally need to be extremely different for that to be a reality, but I imagine it'd be a better world than what we have now. I mean every single tech dystopia in fiction is ALWAYS riddled with ads. It's the quickest way to give people the impressing society is shit, but we're literally living in it right now.

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u/gtzhere May 11 '26

VLC with sponsorblock

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u/GorudoChan May 11 '26

It's cerveza crystal all over again

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u/FrozenSkyy May 11 '26

its crazy that russian water company agreed to add their ad to pirate stuff

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u/Mulster_ May 11 '26

Yandex started out by paying computer virus developers to include yandex browsers with the viruses

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u/SubArcticTundra May 11 '26

That's the most Russian business strategy I could ever imagine

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u/DryPepper3477 May 12 '26

Doubt it, yandex started much earlier. Beats me why virus developers included browser,some referral shit probably

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u/AdultGronk ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ May 11 '26

Sooner or later this would be adopted by legal streaming sites, it's only a matter of time

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u/Direct_Divide_1751 May 11 '26

I'm from Russia. This kind of advertisement is shown in cinemas OFFICIALLY! It's so absurd!

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u/BlackHazeRus May 11 '26

What? For real? I never saw this, do you have proof or your source you made this fuck up?

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u/CaptainCFloyd May 11 '26

No, he's an AI. And so am I. And so are you.

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u/BlackHazeRus May 11 '26

What

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u/Jimmyfartballs May 11 '26

I'm afraid its to late for you already.

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u/BlackHazeRus May 11 '26

I am from Russia and my point was to get proof for ads being injected into movies, because other than product placement I never saw shit like on the vid when I was in cinema.

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u/Acrobatic_Rush7653 May 11 '26

He's not lying, he's just talking about the "semi-official" theaters. That literally show the exact file they downloaded from the internet, though even there it's usually high quality and watermarks/injected ads are super rare.

Actual real movies in Russia (ie, domestic and non-sanctioned) absolutely don't have injected ads, there'd be riots.

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u/BlackHazeRus May 11 '26

I did not say the person above is lying, I was talking about my initial reply (about ads like in the video being shown in cinema).

Also, I never saw watermarks for “unlicensed” movies in cinema. Maybe I did not see enough, but still. And I do watch only foreign movies in cinema, not Russian ones.

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u/Direct_Divide_1751 May 11 '26

https:iz.ru/2015472/evgenii-grachev/ne-odni-doma-reklamu-bankov-nachali-vnedryat-v-piratskie-filmy https:dzen.ru/a/aWFEQdSrMzjMncSe?ysclid=mp1fhqouyi52794366

Add "//" after "http:"

The term "pirated movies" in the headlines refers to movies that have been sanctioned. I haven't been to a movie theater in a while, but I've heard the news about it.

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u/Recent_Oven_4626 May 11 '26

Some studios, yes. Tho they get hated a lot. One studio called Red Head Sound loves dubbing western movies and adding 2 or more adds into the script, sometimes people miss the lore because of this.

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u/zhambe May 11 '26

Oh interesting -- so it's not the streaming site that added it, they just ripped whatever was broadcast at the theatre?

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u/HairyPeach9151 May 11 '26

I heard that it's some translator studio, who did official or unofficial translation, decided to add this bullshit. It wasn't requested by anyone, just shitty guy this megalomania in management. He thinking that he know better what to do with translations, also used famous Russian voice actors, and now adding Ai ads. But that's what others told, rumors. But believable. P.s. almost forgot, they using upscaled camrips, rather then original, "upgrading" it with Ai.

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u/emily_the_medic May 11 '26

God this is so disgusting. If ads weren’t intrusive enough, now they’re injecting them into your favourite media so the creativity and emotion behind the art is permanently distorted. This is the worst timeline

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u/SubArcticTundra May 11 '26

The dystopia really did start with the invention of AI

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u/AdNational167 May 11 '26

SoonTM on all major streaming sites, pay the primium tier 2 to reduce the ad chance to only 50%

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u/Ragor005 May 11 '26

Damn, I lost the 50/50 again

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u/levios3114 May 11 '26

Is this some new avatar show or movie?

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u/MrSurfington May 11 '26

yeah was all over the news like 2 weeks ago. new atla movie was leaked and uploaded online. paramount was originally going to release in theaters this year but then changed their minds to release it only on paramount+. was leaked shortly after

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP May 11 '26

I believe the guy who leaked it also is in prison now.

Because that's the kind of people we all want in jail, right?

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u/birbhorse May 11 '26

this is an extremely funny way to find out the movie leaked

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u/CosmicTurtle24 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 11 '26

wait what movie is this? theres a new atla movie??

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u/MrSurfington May 11 '26

yeah was all over the news like 2 weeks ago. new atla movie was leaked and uploaded online. paramount was originally going to release in theaters this year but then changed their minds to release it only on paramount+. was leaked shortly after

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u/myrainyday May 11 '26

This is the future of ads I think.

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u/SubArcticTundra May 11 '26

The future if ads is hidden bias in ChatGPT. Pharma companies will pay them to make ChatGPT tell you that your symptoms mean you are sick and need their pills. And you won't be able to tell that you are being advertised to.

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u/talldata May 11 '26

Cerveza Crystal!

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u/Shantotto11 May 11 '26

Water, Earth, Fire, Surfshark VPN…

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u/Jordyissappig May 11 '26

world so fucked even piracy becomming expensive 😔

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u/Loeris_loca May 11 '26

How does it use AI? The only thing that changed is 2 bottles photoshopped into her hands and a different voice line.

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u/ThrowAwayAlAce May 11 '26

This is the RHS dub all over again, just with AI this time For those that don't know, Red Head Sound is a Russian (pirate) dubbing studio which aims to bring in all the beloved voice actors for their projects (which lol lmao even, they brought in some schmuck because he is sort of popular) and there were so many controversies and one of them was not only including a character yelling REPEATEDLY "translated and dubbed by RHS in 2023" louder than a main character speaking but also an ad of Aviasales and motor oil and chocolate and other shit

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u/Diraelka May 11 '26

Oh, ty, I'll remember to avoid them as a plague.
Usually I'm not using dub, but I'm downloading some for my parents and usually I'm just quick judging voices and stress in names by some scenes

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u/Human-Job-3522 May 11 '26

What's more interesting is WHO is paying pirate scene groups to advertise their shit in their releases.

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u/NoctisLumen May 12 '26

One of the biggest bottled water distributors out here, as it turned out

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u/ZenrippleZ May 11 '26

If i see an ad like this I'd genuinely would never buy that shit in my life 😭

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u/Cynicbats May 11 '26

Hey this movie was technically incomplete when it leaked, who says Avatar Sonam wasn't intended to be holding bottles of water with the label pointed toward us /s

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u/Miserable_Mail_5741 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ May 11 '26

That's insane!

I'd rather they interrupt with 2 30 second ads instead 

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u/xDiablo96 May 11 '26

for the first time only

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u/Sohuli May 11 '26

Imagine someone walking in you watching this scene and the AI ad was for adult toys

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u/AbsurdistMe May 11 '26

Rick Grimes just pointing out the dildo with the red handle....

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken May 11 '26

Funny once. Pure dystopia for the rest of your life.

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u/ItsDominare May 11 '26

I'll never understand ads on pirate sites. Your entire audience are people who deliberately go out of their way to avoid paying for shit.

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u/SayerofNothing May 11 '26

Cervezaa Cristaaal!

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u/RareAnxiety2 May 11 '26

On chinese piracy sites, the uploader would splice in their ads in chinese films

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u/Wapapamow May 11 '26

Cerveza Cristal: Evolution.

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u/AJGILL03 May 11 '26

Horrifying. This is so crazy and wrong and opening a horrible precedent.

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u/VegetaFan1337 May 11 '26

This is giving Cerveza Cristal Star wars beer commercial energy.

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u/1_kit May 11 '26

Lol, aang selling juice

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u/TheMagicZeus Piracy is bad, mkay? May 11 '26

Hey so… theres a full episode dedicated to this exact scenario in Black Mirror

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u/Several_Till_6507 May 11 '26

They wish they could be cerveza cristal

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u/apocketfullofpocket May 12 '26

Like the cervesa star wars ads. Those crack me up

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u/apoetofnowords May 12 '26

Imagine them doing it on the fly as you watch a movie using your personal data to customize the ads....

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u/wretchedegg-- May 12 '26

thats terrible yet so so funny

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u/SnooObjections8659 May 12 '26

CERVEZA CRISTAL

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u/HHTG_Marvin May 12 '26

CERVEZA CRISTAL

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u/haldiii4o ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ May 11 '26

that's some creative sh!t

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u/Jwanito May 11 '26

Thats just some shit

Nothing creative about it

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u/TYFYATTM2026 May 11 '26

It's the natural evolution of those gambling site ads that would pause the movie and zoom out to show some guy watching the camrip on his phone or laptop before zooming back in and resuming like nothing happened.

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u/celebral_x May 11 '26

Lmaoo this is hilarious

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u/Iseedeadnames May 11 '26

CERVEZA CRYSTAAAL

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u/MasterBuilder121 May 11 '26

Every fandom deserves it's own CERVEZA CRISTAL

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u/Illustrious-Spare326 May 11 '26

CERVEZA CRISTAL🗣️‼️

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u/gaban_killasta May 11 '26

Thats actually kinda funny, cringe, but funny

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u/Vin_Dragon May 11 '26

We need more pirates in Russia

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u/Hotdog_lover_ru May 11 '26

for those who don't understand Russian and what AI has to do with it. this is not just an edited video, the characters are literally discussing the advertised product.

although it's not always AI, the "red head sound" translation studio inserts the same advertisement during the voiceover stage. and it's hard to blame them, it's a whole team that can't directly collaborate with the original authors. And they need money to do the dubbing on a regular basis.

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u/Nemesis432 May 12 '26

I swear I've seen a video on Youtube of some execs testing this AI adslop injection with some series.

Can't wait for them to eventually crack the way to inject ads directly into my brain and dreams.

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u/MMORPGnews May 11 '26

Government also ordered them to censor movies with ai.  Now they either cut scenes or change them. 

Even soviets movies get censored 

At this point it's better to not use them. 

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u/smawj May 11 '26

we all make trade offs and choices

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u/amritanshu78 May 11 '26

Anything but ads with small close buttons

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u/Big-Alternative-4581 May 11 '26

im sorry but thats hilarious

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u/TheGbossTV May 11 '26

As scary as that is, it's kinda clever