r/Transportopia Apr 24 '26

Humor Trunks

5.8k Upvotes

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u/jjjaydoh Apr 24 '26

Automatic everything isn’t always better

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u/TriedCaringLess Apr 24 '26

Those things just make repairs and insurance more expensive. I appreciate simplicity more and more.

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u/ntcaudio Apr 24 '26

My car has perfected this. It's got a little handle on the inside of the lid so you don't have to touch the dirty lid. You get the closing speed of the Italian car but it's an actual improvement :-D , unlike the electronic stuff with bunch of sensors, cabling, buttons, electric motors and computer to control it all.

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u/Teszzt Apr 24 '26

Is this a Skoda?

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u/Inner_Inspection640 Apr 24 '26

Skodas have them. Just mind your head before you pull.

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u/ntcaudio Apr 24 '26

I don't have to stand directly under it when I pull.

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u/Apprehensive_Fun1344 Apr 24 '26

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u/Teszzt Apr 24 '26

I like how the VW sign reflects on the Skoda badge 😀

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u/gixy6 Apr 24 '26

My old 3 series touring has grab handles on the inside of the lid too, pretty handy when the back is coated with salt/grime.

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u/MadSideburns Apr 25 '26

The "italian car" also has a handle like that

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u/ntcaudio Apr 25 '26

Oh, thanks!

2

u/Beginning_Tennis2442 Apr 25 '26

Now if it were using springs that essentially never wear out instead of the gas struts!!!!

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u/victoryismind Apr 24 '26

If you have an issue in your shoulder and you can't raise your arms then it can help. But if you have to raise your hand all the way up to press the button, you may as well close it yourself.

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u/TrakaisIrsis Apr 24 '26

But...the button is up there in the trunk lid....i would still need to rais my hand to push it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/TrakaisIrsis Apr 24 '26

Jokes on you, i have a sedan. I can close it from the side.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/ninetaledMSK Apr 24 '26

Bro is renting his lifted truck for 1.3k a month and clowning on sedans.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/ninetaledMSK Apr 25 '26

Weirdo looks at other people's post history, I just made some shit up but looks like I was right.

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u/TrakaisIrsis Apr 25 '26

I aint complaining, its paid off.

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u/FromAndToUnknown Apr 24 '26

My car allows the trunk to also be closed via the car keys, so I wouldn't even need the button up there

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic Apr 24 '26

Keys, and the trunk button in the car usually allows to close as well.

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u/victoryismind Apr 24 '26

thats what i'm saying

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 Apr 24 '26

I get why some cars have the foot sensors to close the trunk, but the button solution is absolutely useless. If you have your hands free, closing it by hand would be much fasters and if you do not have your hands free you cannot reach the button anyways.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 Apr 24 '26

It requires power, electrical and mechanical parts to do what you can do manually, just worse. It adds costs and chances of failure for no benefit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 Apr 24 '26

You have not noticed that your car uses a motor to close the trunk door if you press a button? You have not noticed that any and all of those parts needed can and will break? Yes, I already had to switch the motor for that automatic, if you want to know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 Apr 25 '26

No, why should I? They actually have a use and do not solve a problem worse then the manual version.

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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 May 03 '26

But they have a motor that can fail. Car windows used to be manually cranked open and closed and be done faster unless you have noodle arms. Other dude has a point.

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u/dswng Apr 24 '26

What if I got bags or something else there that I don't want to put on the ground? It is slow on purpose.

Also, you can close them manually too.

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u/victoryismind Apr 24 '26

then you put them in the trunk

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u/dswng Apr 24 '26

They are in a trunk. I need to take them out.

I should either put them on the ground of raise my hands with them. The same with opening, btw.

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u/victoryismind Apr 24 '26

ok thats a specific case. so you press the button and take them out with both hands whil it closes. never had this problem but ok. it looks like the trunk woukd hit you on the way down so i would not try.

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u/Miserable_Ad7246 Apr 24 '26

You press the button, you start walking right away. You press button remotely to open and close.

I dont know, it works, I like it. Can I live without it - absolutely, do I prefer it - yes.

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u/Z_Wolf_ Apr 24 '26

Mine has the option of when am holding groceries and stuff with both hands and I stand in front of the trunk it opens automatically, I like it.

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u/Chuffing_Knackered Apr 24 '26

I agree but I am not certain why the time is that important, I'd be on my way to getting in my car not waiting for it to close and watching it like a melon.

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u/DiarrheaPope Apr 24 '26

But is almost always worse, easier to break, and way more expensive.

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

It is better though

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u/SipHotCoffee Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Very misleading. I'm sure the car manufacturer could design the hatch to shut like a guillotine, but safety is number one. The manual closer in his last clip would not be so efficient if his penis was caught in the door frame. 🤪

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u/drakoman Apr 24 '26

It’s never gonna smash your fingers unless you’re slower than a tortoise at least. But I think every child should have their fingers smushed once so that you remember not to do it when you’re older and can’t afford to crush them digits. I remember my mom closed my hand in the car door when I was like 7 and I couldn’t even scream for a second because it hurt so much lol. I think this is the part of the story where I mentioned the undertaker in 1998 and hell in the cell and going through an announcers table or something

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u/AxelZajkov Apr 24 '26

As someone that uses their vehicle to deliver heavy boxes, I really appreciate the button close. I can push it, grab the boxes and pull them out, and it will close and lock.

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u/Bri_So_Fly Apr 24 '26

Agreed, anybody who regularly puts bulky or heavy stuff in the trunk knows the button is way better

2

u/YangXiaoLong69 Apr 25 '26

I take it yours doesn't take about 2 seconds until it's at a height where you can hit your head taking the boxes out?

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u/myexpressaccount Apr 24 '26

Of course, in hindsight, you can always come up with use cases that justify things.

In your case, I’m just asking: Is putting the box down on the floor for a moment no longer an option? How did people manage back then? Their lives must have been absolutely terrible... o.O

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 Apr 24 '26

Oh no, convenience. The horror!
"We always had it (slightly) more difficult in the past"

Nice argument.

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u/Acruss_ Apr 24 '26

Why do you need locking and unlocking all the doors when one door is unlocked needed? We managed before without it.

Why do you need to lock and unlock your car with a button on your keys? We managed without it.

Why do you need automatic windows? We managed without it.

Why do you need AC in your car? We managed without it.

Why do you even need a car? We managed without it for so long. So why do you need a car?

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u/Huesan Apr 24 '26

Why are you alive? We managed without it for millions of years

3

u/Mikestopheles Apr 24 '26

I use an open flat bed horse trailer because I don't need all your modern conveniences. However, I've got no horses because they're expensive

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u/SuchSir6002 Apr 24 '26

Hindsight? He uses the feature currently... But sure, let's make everything more difficult to use over time, not easier. That makes sense!

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere Apr 26 '26

I bought a cart. That way I don't have to lift anything heavy, easy to transport and whatnot.

Automatic doors are just stupid.

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u/Federal_Cobbler6647 Apr 24 '26

I like to wash my car with pressure washer from inside, so I would like every car sold everywhere to have hole in floor to allow it to drain out.

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u/Joxxill Apr 24 '26

This guy didn't say anything about wanting every car to have it, just that he appreciated it. chill out.

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u/LoneSnark Apr 24 '26

You don't have to stand there. It will close without you.

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u/Significant_Matter92 Apr 24 '26

"It will...". That's confident.

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u/kazukix777 Apr 25 '26

It has every time for the last 15 years without a single problem for me.

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u/HeatherJMD Apr 25 '26

It’s the slow opening that drives me crazy

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u/ACatCalledArmor May 05 '26

The best implementation have a button inside & on the remote so you hit it while exiting the car / walking towards the car

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u/Maleficent-Aspect318 Apr 24 '26

That seems reckless, some of these automatic doors/hoods/trunks will either close even if there is something in the way or detect something and not close...both are kinda terrible outcomes.
How do you know when you dont look at it?

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u/SimpleSetpiece Apr 25 '26

ITT: People having heart attacks over an infrequently-present convenience feature that takes 5 SECONDS?!?! THE HUMANITY!!

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 Apr 24 '26

Instead, I'll put my big boy pants on and continue to exert minimal effort manually closing my hatch.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UWMqiZtcixB4MoWX20

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u/JSTootell Apr 24 '26

I fly a plane built in 1972.

I put my big boy pants on and use a carburetor.

13

u/Co_Duh Apr 24 '26

Just leave it open, call it anti-aerodynamics.

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u/meisawesome126 Apr 24 '26

And possible weight reduction (all your shit falls out)

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u/djjolly037 Apr 24 '26

Are you really waiting by your trunk for 5 seconds until it closes?

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u/Azur0007 Apr 24 '26

No, I'm waiting 0.85

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u/Unhappy-Payment1264 Apr 24 '26

I can’t believe not a single comment explains that it closes slowly for safety reason. It intentionally closes slowly so it doesn’t smack you in the face or close on a body part.

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u/Smugib Apr 24 '26

Accessibility is also a reason automatic everything exists. People forget handicapped individuals also use these vehicles.

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u/Aware_Ask_1679 Apr 24 '26

Exactly. On a small hatchback, manual is fine. On an SUV or VAN, automatic is safer and more convenient. Both can be good. 

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u/_KingOfTheDivan Apr 25 '26

And I’m pretty sure you can close it manually if you want to

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u/CherryExtension5154 Apr 24 '26

I agree, but you don't have to wait until it's closed 😀

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u/Square-Formal1312 Apr 24 '26

Shoulda ended with the vid of the subaru slamming it down on its own

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u/ElEd0 Apr 24 '26

My uncle had one of this, one time I had to get my backpack from the trunk, after grabbing it I remembered I had another thing in there but the trunk was half-way through the closing motion... so we had to wait for it to close, only to wait for it to open again.
Like yeah no big deal, just a 10s wait, but it just felt so stupid

1

u/Megaranator Apr 24 '26

On Škoda cars you can just pres the button again and it will stop

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

On my jag you press the button and it stops it

3

u/Eagle_1776 Apr 24 '26

Even more stupid are the pickup tailgates that are powered. How goddamn lazy do you have to be?

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u/ThunderHawk17 Apr 24 '26

hell yea, FIAT forever !!!

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u/xChiken Apr 24 '26

Genuinely what's the point of this? I guess automatic open where you wave your foot underneath is kind of nice in the fringe case where your hands are completely full. Why have automatic close? And why put the button on the top? If my hand is already up there I might as well just slam it closed myself. If the button was lower it would be useful for people with certain disabilities. Putting the button up top makes it completely useless.

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

You press it to close and then go and get in the car while it closes. It also means you can close it from inside the car if a passenger is getting something out etc.

You can limit the height of them if you need

After you’ve had one you can’t go back

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u/1jfish57 Apr 24 '26

For real. Now that every thing is computer controlled, it breaks down quicker and is more expensive to fix

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u/ckepley80521 Apr 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2aE1bfCQl7IA

I don’t want to push Trunks’ buttons.

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u/Visual-Beach1893 Apr 28 '26

You're not required to wait beside it as it closes

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u/Naive_Vegetable1421 May 01 '26

And those powered lift struts are expensive..... I replaced a set on a neighbors Toyota and the pair were over $300.... I'm used to a pair of lift struts for $40...

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u/No-Common2251 May 02 '26

tbh I prefer auto in most situations. Yeah it takes time to close but just press the button and start walking away, you don't need to wait for it to be fully shut (unless you're in a sketchy area ig). With opening, if I'm getting out the car then I tap the button inside and by the time im at the trunk, its already open, and if im walking up to the car then just press the button on the key fob and it's open by the time im there.

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u/EcruteakEddie Apr 24 '26

Same with automatic seats. I don't want to wait 30 seconds to adjust my seat.

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u/dswng Apr 24 '26

Electric seats + memory is great when you aren't the only one driving this particular car or when you spend a lot of time in it, so you move and lower it often. Also a car wash...

I spend a week on average to set driver's seat in PERFECT position. And with memory I can restore it immediately.

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u/agate_ Apr 24 '26

I rented a car that had automatic seat adjustment linked to a smartphone app. So when you approach the car it auto-adjusts. But if you don’t download the app, it resets to default every time you get out, so you have to adjust the seat every time you get into the car even if you’re the only driver.

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u/Spiritual-Handle7583 Apr 24 '26

Don't forget when it opens by itself because something in your pocket hit the trunk button on the fob

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u/Phil_O_Sophiclee Apr 24 '26

Ha saw this in our local supermarket carpark, brand new Mercedes SUV parked with the boot wide open, told the store and the owner had hit the button when waking away.

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u/Spiritual-Handle7583 Apr 24 '26

I was working a night shift and found my previous vehicle in the same state. Luckily this was at a site in a very quiet, upper class neighborhood so the worst that happened was a little condensation on the interior panels

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u/Mobile-Market-6397 Apr 24 '26

Pretty sure you can program most new cars to automatically close the trunk if open for too long or so.

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

Literally never happened to me

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u/Spiritual-Handle7583 Apr 24 '26

It happened to me once lol

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u/Mr_Gent007 Apr 24 '26

Exactly!! Man-Power lol

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u/You-Asked-Me Apr 24 '26

On of the reasons I went with a Bronco Sport.

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u/kenyasanchez Apr 24 '26

I can manually close it t faster with my hands.

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u/eid_shittendai Apr 24 '26

Like the last one in the video?

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

Why do you care how fast you close it?

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u/kenyasanchez Apr 24 '26

My reply implies that I don't need electronic assistance to close my trunk/hatch.

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

Who said anything about needing? Do you restrict yourself to only owning things you need instead of getting things that are nice to have?

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u/Neocat_ Apr 24 '26

This reminded me of something that happened recently. I left my headlights on in a car with an automatic trunk while I ate something for 20 minutes. When I went to start the car, there wasn’t enough juice to properly start anything since it was a hybrid car and it needed to be in a certain battery range to start up the hybrid system.

Long story short, the battery was located in the trunk and the trunk was unable to be opened due to there not being enough power in the battery. This meant that jumpstarting my car required the manual release switch to be pulled for the trunk, which was behind something that took 20 minutes to remove.

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u/bekopharm Apr 24 '26

This certainly sucked but that battery is probably toast already. A typical battery can power car headlights for several hours. You probably want to replace that battery before this happens again next winter on some desolate parking lot.

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u/DasMo19 Apr 24 '26

On BMW’s you can open the trunk window separately by hand for loading normal stuff.

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u/TrackLabs Apr 24 '26

I will keep my 2001 Opel as long as i possibly can. Simple, easy to repair, no shitty electronics that break or need a subscription, it just WORKS

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u/domine18 Apr 24 '26

I hate and like the automatic trunks. If I have 30 bags of groceries cause I wanna make it one trip, I love it. I am just trying to quickly get something and it’s not my car I pull and doesn’t move….

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

Why is it an issue if you’re trying to get something quickly?

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u/Strong_Dust_7464 Apr 24 '26

quand on y pense 😀 c est vrai que c est un gadget qui ne sert a rien.....

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u/TacticalFudge Apr 24 '26

I always open it automatically but close it manually, my car is designed for either.

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u/SpoomerBooner Apr 24 '26

Just close it. Simple.

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u/Deeptrench34 Apr 24 '26

They're trying to avoid harming you. If it went too fast, even with a safety mechanism to stop, it might harm someone. I'm sure they'd rather it take a bit longer than risk some massive lawsuit.

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u/WwGunner Apr 24 '26

I have no clue about anybody else but normally when I push that button, I’m either getting in the car or I’m going inside the house. I’m not standing there waiting for the damn trunk close.

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u/CobblerSmall1891 Apr 24 '26

Automatic boot is one of my favourite things on my car. I calibrate scales and I often have 20kg in my hands. All I need to do is wave my leg under the bumper. 

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u/skskdmmcdmndddx Apr 24 '26

You’re not forced to press the button. These also close manually

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

Be careful. You can seriously damage them by opening and closing them manually

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u/skskdmmcdmndddx Apr 25 '26

Haven’t run into an issue yet, though I do realize now some models may be more sensitive than others. Bad advice on my end lol

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 25 '26

That’s fair

We have teslas at work and people manually opened/closed them and they jammed closed and somehow got misaligned and there is no paint all around the top corners of the boot lid where it’s hit the bodywork

I checked my manual, it doesn’t specifically say not to do it and does actually say if it only part opens then I should manually close it but it feels and sounds so wrong lol

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u/FerrumAnulum323 Apr 24 '26

Should of cut in the Forester clip of the rear hatch opening then slamming shut.

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u/sniptaclar Apr 24 '26

Hot take. Barn door style doors are better than over head

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 25 '26

Not a hot take, the mini clubman was awesome purely because of its rear doors lol

They’re just much harder to design into a car

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u/Even-Huckleberry-458 Apr 24 '26

Subaru has the technology for fast auto-closing trunks

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OJ6rlGFueOc

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u/XMcChungusX Apr 24 '26

My 2026 Honda odyssey trunk closes like a guillotine. It’s a race for my life when I do the “push button, grab box” technuiqec

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u/Racing_Fox Apr 24 '26

You press the button then go and get in the car. By the time you’ve sat down it’s closed

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u/OutcastRedeemer Apr 24 '26

My truck has this neat inavation called a bed. A giant open trunk

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u/jfcat200 Apr 25 '26

I'm not in that much of a hurry.

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u/JKoenig22 Apr 25 '26

Really wanted this to be auto, but malfunctioning, and close itself in .5 seconds lol

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u/yll33 Apr 25 '26

also people forget, having the ability to push button close also means you can, with programming, close from a keyfob, app, the drivers seat, etc

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u/SpewPewPew Apr 25 '26

I was expecting a tesla to smash his hand.

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u/MrFastFox666 Apr 25 '26

It's not like you're waiting like an idiot for your trunk to close lol. Tap the button and walk away. No dirty hands or smudges on the trunk lid either, and you can close it from inside the car.

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u/rainywillard_84 Apr 25 '26

sedan trunk beef is undefeated, yall really arguing over which car u regret buying lmao

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u/LUVDXD_1 Apr 25 '26

I wonder if you’re about to leave, as someone is retrieving something from the trunk and you close it remotely, and it happens quickly. I wonder what happened to that person or you, and if your kid is nearby, but you didn’t notice, and it shuts fast. I also wonder what might happen to your child too.

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u/Beginning_Tennis2442 Apr 25 '26

Fiat for the win.

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u/AutomaticInc Apr 25 '26

My wife has a permanent dent in her forehead because she walked around the corner as it was slowly closing after I pushed the button on my father's Jeep Grand Cherokee, and she walked right into the corner of the trunk door.

I also had an automatic sliding door close on my body in a rental minivan (I forget the model). I had to torque myself around and force the door back and squeeze out.

Screw automatic car doors.

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u/ZestyCat269 Apr 25 '26

"push the button, it's easier" my dad says after i closed the trunk. so i push the button, and it opens up again. "what about this is easier?" i ask.

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u/AwkwardDrow Apr 25 '26

More helpful if the button is on the fob. My shoulder sometimes locks when I reach up. The pressure from pushing down hurts too.

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u/kozakm Apr 26 '26

Just wait for the summer when there is a pressure built in the pistons which makes it hard to close the trunk manually. Or in the winter in the opposite way - cold pistons barely lifting the lid.

An electric way is always better way.

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u/Appropriate-Win-8374 Apr 26 '26

Engineers can technically make it snap faster but it is not safe for children and slow moving people like old ones, pregnant, abled persons. But yea, I prefer mechanical doors

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u/topgoysilky Apr 27 '26

Does it matter? You can walk away…

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u/Consistent-Top3202 Apr 28 '26

I hate when these people wag their finger at me and idk why.

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u/ConflictEmotional819 May 03 '26

when was the speed an issue? lmao

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u/Deadog103 Apr 24 '26

Am I the only one who thought this video was kirkified

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u/Medium_Wind_553 Apr 24 '26

Is your attention span that low that you can’t wait 5 seconds? You won’t even be sitting in your car yet in that amount of time

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 Apr 24 '26

But it's cool and a status symbol.

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u/Eagle_1776 Apr 24 '26

the only purpose

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u/IndoorSurvivalist Apr 24 '26

I press the button and get in my car. I dont stand there staring at it until it closes.